"Ajab Gajab Bavaal"

Episode 1

(Pehli Jahlak / Mega Episode)

Kuch daravane kuch pyaar bhare Ehsaas k baad hum aa pahuche hai ek or Comic Story k saath aapko kuch alag Ehsaan karaane mai hoon Nits jo khada hai Roberts Gunj ki galiyon me.
Jaha Kheti or mitti ki khuhboo sang hai husi or thitholi lekin humari kahani yaha se shuru nahi hoti... Balki shuru hoti hai Ek aalishaan office se jo bana hai Mumbai me. Us office ke gate pe likha hai Rajvansh Group of Company.
Lekin ye kya office ke andar ye bavaal kya hai aaiye dekhte hai.

Conference hall me ek meeting chal rahi thi meeting kya kuch acche lafzo me ladai ho rahi thi.
Ek aadmi - Aapne accha nahi kiya Mr. Rajvansh agar aap se ye company sambhali nahi jaa rahi thi to harazo employees k pet pe laat maarne ka haq aapko kisne diya.
Mr. Rajvansh kade shabdo me - aap mere advisor hai...aapko yaha solution nikalne k liye bulaya hai na k baatein sunane k liye.
Wo aadmi - dekhiye... Bank to aapke picche haath dho kar pada hai accha hoga kuch samay k liye aap underground ho jaaye. Warna aapka diwali k samay jo diwala nikla hai uske dhamake aapko hi sunne padenge.
Baaki sab husne lagte hai.
Mr. Rajvansh - Shut Up! Koi kuch bola to naukri se nikal dunga.
Ek employee - ab nokri bachi hi kaha hai saahab...
Mr. Rajvansh chup ho jaate hai.
Mr. Rajvansh - Theek hai mai underground ho jata hoon or apne parivaar ko bhi aisi jagah bhej dunga jaha bank wale karja maangne k liye hume dhoond bhi na paaye.
Wo kisi ko call karte hai - Suno... Aaj hi sabko lekar Roberts Gunj gaav nikal jaao. Mai kuch dino k liye forigen chhupne  jaa raha hoon.

Rajvansh house...

Ek modern si mahila kisi k upar paani daalti hai..
Wo ladka ek dum se uth jata hai. Us ladke ki age 20 saal thi. Dekhne me gora or palta dubla lekin cute.
Wo ladka - What is this... Mom?
Wo mahila - oye dont call me mom... Call me Sushi... Tujhe kitni baar samjhau Nimish my child.
Nimish - Uff mom... You are my mom. Mai aapko naam se kaise bula sakta hoon.
Sushila - o come... Mom is so old fansion... Or abhi meri age hi kya hai tujhse kuch saal hi badi hoon.... Or bhul mat mai miss Patiala reh chuki hoon.
Nimish sar pitate - Ufff...accha mujhe nehlate hye kyu uthaya..?
Sushila - Ohh yes.... Hume abhi niklna hai..
Nimish - lekin kaha?
Sushila - something Howrts Gunj Roberts Gunj type village...... Tere papa ka Diwali nikal gaya hai.
Nimish khud se - Off fo.... Dad bhi na business kam or chhupte chhipate  world tour jyada karte hai.
Nimish Sushila se - But Mom... Mera matlab Sushi... Hum village me kaise rahenge... I mean... Wala to toilets bhi nahi hote

Tabhi ek or Ladka andar aata hai. Jo Nimish ki hi age ka tha. Or usi ki tarha handsome.
Pushkar huste huye - waha railway line hai... Hahahaha... Waise gaav kitna pyara hota hai or waha ki kannaye to oho oho oho ohon
Sushila ise thapki maarte huye - mere do anmol ratan chalo nahi to bank wale agar aa gaye to humara dusherra mana denge... Chalo Chalo.

Sushila Nimish or Pushkar ko lekar kar apne bangalow ne tala maar gaav me chhipne k liye nikal leti hai or wahi dusri taraf Mr. Rajvansh bhesh badal kar India  chhod kar chale jaate hai.

Ye tha Rajvansh parivaar. Jo jitna paise wala tha utna hi pagal lekin inke paise to doob gaye lekin pagalpan abhi bhi bharkar tha.
Ab ye pagal pan kya roop lega jab ye milenge Roberts Gunj k logo se to naya dhamaka hoga.

To janne k liye padhna na bhooliye....

To be Continue....

Episode 2

Sushila urff Sushi Nimish or Pushkar k saath Roberts Gunj gaav ki sarhado par pahunchti hai.
Sushila naak band karte hauye - How tacky... Yaha kitni badboo hai?
Pushkar - Mom this is village yaha aisi hi gobar, gande paani or mitti ki mehek aayegi.
Sushila - Uff kaise gujara hoga humara yaha?
Pushkar huste huye - aapka to pata nahi lekin Nimish ka bahut acche se gujara hoga yaha..jara  wo dekhiye.
Wo dekhti hai k Nimish gaav k parivesh ko dekh kar bahut khush tha. Kyuki usne pehle aisa gaav kahi na dekha tha. Jaha khuli hawa chhote pathrile pahad or usse nikalti nadi, door tak pehle khet or kacche ghar. Use kya pata tha yaha rehna kisi sheheri k liye kitna mushkil hone wala hai. Wo bacchharo ko glad me utaaye apni masti me magan tha.
Nimish - wow mom... Ye kitni beautiful jagah hai.
Sushila - Uff Nimish baby... It's so tacky...pata nahi yaha jumy kyu aaye.

Roberts Gunj...

Roberts Gunj k gharo me se ek ghar me dangal ka aayojan hota raha tha. Mitti ki dhool me sane pehlewaan aapas me kushti lad rahe the. Tabhi ek hast pusht takatwar ladka jiski uamar 26 saal thi sirf jeans pehne dangal me daakhil hota hai. Uska shareer sawala lekin salona tha. Dekhne se wo koi pehelwaan maalum hota tha.
Wo Ladka - Hum aa gaye hai ab shuru hoga asli Dangal.
Sab chillane lagte hai - Sajjan bhaiya vijayi ho... Sajjan bahiya vijayi ho.
Ye tha Sajjan singh. Roberts Gunj k ek maatra pehelwaan Durjan Singh ka eklota beta. Durjan Singh ka sapna tha Roberts Gunj se hazaaro ki sankhya me pehelwaan bana kar shehero me bhejna or waha kushti me medal dilaane or iski shuruaat usne apne bete se karna shuru kar diya tha.

Sajjan Singh - Aaj mai ek ek ko dhobi pachhaad dunga.
Sajjan Singh dangal ladna shuru kar deta hai. Or ek k baad ek pehelwaano ko maar parast kar deta hai lekin jab bhi pehelwaan use chhute uske shareer me ek alag si bijli daud padti. Use Un bodybuilder jaise dikhne wale pehelwaano k saath dangal ladne me ek alag sa maja aata tha lekin wo kya use bhi andaza na tha.
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Ek sarkari school...

Dopaher ka waqt tha. Dhoop apni charam seema par thi or school k sabhi bachche garmi se behaal ho chuke the lekin ek master ji the jo unhe padhane se ruk hi nahi rahe the. Wo the Shikshit Sharma. 24 saal k sarkari teacher. Jaisa unka naam waise hi gun. dikhne me patle duble lekin chehre se har koi mohit ho jaaye. Unka ek hi lakshya tha Roberts Gunj k har ek bachche ko shiksha dena.

Shikshit - To baccho bolo....  Do ekkam do.. Do duni chaar.
Ek baccha - Of fo master ji... Aap ko garmi nahi lag rahi kya?
Shikshit muskurate huye - Garmi se jayada mujhe tum logo k bhavishya ki chinta hai or ab tum dhyaan se padho.
Wo baccha dheere se - Ye master nahi sudhrega.... Abhi dikhata hoon
Wo chupke se class se nikal kar school ko ghanti baja deta hai or sab bacche halla machaate huye bahar bhaag jaate hai or Shikshit unhe roke na rok pata hai.
Shikshit khud se - Ye bacche kabhi nahi sudhrenge lekin mai bhi inhe sudhaar k rahrunga chaahe kisi ki bhi madad lekin pade. Warna ye hamaare sarpanch ki beti ki tarah nikkame nikal jaayenge... Huuuhhhh...

Sarpanch ki beti jiska naam tha Saloni. Uska upar ka mala hila hua tha isliye Shikshit bewakoofo ka example usi k naam se deta tha. Use usse bahut chhid bhi thi.

Sarpanch ka ghar....

Ek aadmi - Beti Saloni...
Ek chammak challo jaisi ladki hadbadi se bhaagte huye or aas paas ka samaan girate huye bahar aati hai.
Sarpanch khud se - Fir se kar diya bitiya ne ghar k samaan ka nuksaan. Pata nahi iske layak ladka kaha milega.

Dusri taraf...

Nimish Roberts Gunj gaav dhakke khata hua pahuch gaya tha. Wo khud se kehta hai - Finally mai aa gaya... Gaav walo.

Wo sab andar aane lagte hai tabhi ek rikshe wala milta hai.
Rikshe wala - Kauno ghar jana hai Saahib...
Sushila - Kauno... Ye kauno kya hai?
Rikshe wala huste huye - lagta hai dusre grih se aaye hai aap log... Hahahhaha.
Sushila gusse me - Shut up you fool.
Rikshe wala - dekho mem saahib angreji me gaali to dena na hume naahi to DM saahib se sikhayat kar denge.
Pushkar hindi me use samjahata hai. Or situation ko shaant karne ko koshish karta hai..Lekin Sushila to Sushila thi.
Sushila - kon hai tumhaara  DM jara hum bhi dekhe....

Rikshe wala - Humare DM Satyendra Chauhan ji hai. Hum sabke karta dharta... Keh deta hoon haan...

Nimish huste huye - Yaha k log... So funny... Hahahaha... I like it. I like this place.

To be continue....

Episode 3

Nimish - Hume bade ghar jana hai.
Rikshe wala - Bada ghar wo to yaha k munim hai. Haan hum waha kiraye pe rehne aaye hai.
Pulkit dheere se - Nimish .. Ise bata mat dena wo muneem humare yaha hi kaam karta hai or hum karod pati hai warna ye pure gaav me dhidora peet dega.
Nimish - Aab ruko mai baat karta hoon.
To rikshewale bhaiya aap chalenge na?
Rikshe wala huste huye - Hehehehe chalunga to babu ji lekin aap andar nahi jaa payenge.
Sushila - Why?
Pulkit - Maa ka matlab hai kyu? Kyu nahi jaa payenge?
Rikshe wala - Kyuki wo ghar band hai or uski chaabhi humare sarpanch k paas hai.
Nimish - To chalo pehle sarpanch k ghar chalo.
Rikshe wala sabko lekar sarpanch k ghar dhava bolta hai.

Sarpanch ka ghar...

Ricksha wala sarpanch se sabka parichay karwata hai.
Sarpanch - Accha... To aap log sheher se aaye hai... Haan haan muneem ji ne bataya tha or kaha tha aap logo ko bade ghar ki chaabhi de doon. Abhi laya.
Sarpanch apni beti ko chaabhi le kar aane k liye awaaj lagate hai.
Saloni bhaagti Hadbadati chaabhi lekar aati hai. Wo is tarha se aati hai k bina ruke sidhe aakar Nimish k paas ladkhada kar gir jaati hai. Nimish use sambhalne k liye apni baho me le leta hai.

"Dekha hai pehli baar
Saajan ki aankhon me pyaar
Ab jaa k aaya mere
Baichain dil ko karaar"

Saloni Nimish ko taktaki lagaye dekhne lagti hai or uske mann me yehi gana bajne lagta hai. Nimish ko uska aisa dekhna bahut ajeeb sa lagta hai.
Sarpanch pyaar se - Beti Saloni andar jaao..
Apne pita ki awaaj sun kar uska dhyaan tutta hai or sharma k andar bhaag jaati hai.
Sarpanch - Ye meri beti Saloni hai... Thodi chanchal hai. Kahi bhi gir jaati hai.
Nimish mann me - wo to dikh raha hai kitni giri huyi hai... Hehehe.

Pulkit - Kuch kaha tumne?
Nimish atakte huye - Nahi nahi...
Sarpanch - Ye lijiye chaabhi Or is gaav me kisi bhi chiz ki jarurat ho to hume batayiyega.
Shushila attitude me - alright son... Let's go.

Wo sab chale jaate hai lekin Sarpanch kon Shushila ka ye vyavhaar jara bhi pasand nahi aata.

Bade ghar k Raaste me.....

Rikshe wala un teeno ko gaav k baare me batate huye jaa raha tha tabhi Pulkit ko raaste me Dangal hota najar aata hai.
Pulkit - Wow Wrestling..
Rikshewala - Ise Dangal kehte hai sahab ji. Yaha bahut khela jata hai or aaj tak Durjan Singh bete Sajjan Singh ko koi nahi hara paya isme.
Pulkit - Aisa hai to chalo dekhte hai.
Pulkit Nimish Or Shushila k saath Dangal dekhne ruk jaate hai

Nimish waha aandhe kapde pehne body builder jaise ladko ko ghoor ghoor kar dekhe jaa raha tha. Use unhe dekhna accha lag raha tha kuch ajeeb si tarag bhi uth rahi thi uske mann me.
Tabhi Sajjan Singh ka aagman hota hai.
Sab jor jor se chillane lagte hai
Sab - Sajjan bhaiya vijayi ho... Sajjan bhaiya vijayi ho.

Sajjan Singh dangal me aata hai. Nimish uska sawala salona roop dekhta hi reh jata hai.
Nimish - Waah .... What a perfect muscle.
Sajjan Singh do teen pehelwano ko ek saath dhobi pachad deta hai sab khushi khushi taali bajate hai or Sajjan Singh ka aisa vyaktitv dekh Nimish ko kuch kuch hone lagta hai. Use ladke pasand the ye baat use bhi pata thi shayad isliye use lag raha tha.

Shushila - Chalo ab .. I'm so tired...
Pulkit - Ok mom
Shushila - offo... Mom mat kaho na call me Shushi.
Unki baate sun Rikshe wala muhh dabaye bahut husta hai.

Wo sab jane lagte hai lekin Nimish baar baar palat k Sajjan ko hi dekh raha tha. Uska Pasine lathpath mitti se sana sawala sharir uski aankho me bas gaya tha.

Bada ghar..

Bada ghar Roberts Gunj ka sabse bada ghar tha isliye uska naam bada ghar pad gaya tha jiska maalik Nimish k pita k yaha kaam karne wale accountent ka tha. Gaav me sab use muneem kehte the.

Shushila ghar ko dekhte huye - chalo kam se kam ye jagah rehne layak to hai warna is gaav ko dekh kar mera mood to pehle hi kharaab ho chuka tha.

Nimish - Come on mom.. Kitni acchi jagah hai pahadi hai, jharna hai, nadi hai. Or yaha k log to Or acche hai.

Pulkit Nimish ka matlab acchi tarha samjh raha tha k wo kya kehna chahta hai kyuki use pata tha k uska bhai Gay hai or high society se belong karne k kaaran wo is baat ka support bhi karta tha.
Pulkit dheere se use khoni maarte huye - pata hai mujhe kyu itni tareef ki jaa rahi hai dekha maine kaise tum ys pehlewan ko ghoor ghoor kar dekh rahe the.

Nimish aankh maar kar - Har handsome ladke ko taadna to meri hobby hai jaise ladkiyon ko taadna tumhari.
Pulkit bante huye - kya matlab?
Nimish - Dekha maine kaise tum us sarpanch ki ladki ko ghoor rahe the.
Pulkit uski baat sun sharm se laal ho jata hai.

Unki baato se anjaan Shushila - O God... Tum dono ab kya khusur fusur kar rahe ho... Jaldi se samaan rakho.. Mai chali sone.

To be continue....

Episode 4

Shalini Or Pulkit Nimish k saath Roberts Gunj pahuch chuke the. Unke aane ki khabar  lagbhag pure gaav me fail chuki thi k sheher se kuch log gaav me rehne aaye hai. Nimish ko bhi gaav ka parivesh kaafi accha lag raha tha kyuki usne aisi life kabhi nahi dekhi thi. Lekin use kya pata tha gaav me rehna kitna mushkil hai.

Primary school...

Shikshit gaav k baccho ko padha rhe tha tabhi school k principal aate hai. Sabhi bacche khade ho kar "Goooood Morrrrning Sir"... Kehte hai.

Principal - Shikshit kal humare school me DM Satyendra Chauhan visit aa rahe hai. School ka rakh rakhaav theek se ho ise dekhna tumhari zimmedaari hai.
Shikshit - Yes sir.... Aap fikar na kariye.
Principal - Or haan... Chauhan sahab bahut kayeda pasand insaan hai unhe baccho k bhavishya se  khilwaad karna bilkul pasand nahi to tum baccho ko bhi samjha dena unke saamne theek se pesh aaye
Shikshit - ji mai samjha dunga.
Principal oder de kar chale jaate hai.

Bade Ghar...

Nimish Sajjan Singh k baare me abhi soch raha tha. Uska bhara jism uski aankho k saamne se ojhal ho hi nahi raha tha. Wo us par pura hi lattu sa hota jaa raha tha.
Wahi yehi haal Pulkit ka tha wo Saloni k baare me soch raha tha...
Pulkit - Nimish... Tujhe wo ladki kaisi lagi?
Nimish - kon ladki?
Pulkit - wahi... Sarpanch ki beti.
Nimish - kon wo... Hawa hawaai... Mere aisi din bhi nahi aaye k mai ladkiyon ko dekhu...
Pulkit matha pitate huye - Aree bhai... Mai apne liye puch raha tha... Shayad wo mujhe pasand aa gayi hai...

Nimish use tapli maarte huye - Tu har dusri ladki ko dekh yehi kehta hai... Lekin Tu bhi to use pasand aana chahiye.
Pulkit - kyu mujhme kya kami hai?
Nimish - mere bhai... Koi kami nahi hai... Lekin wo gaav ki ladki hai or tu sheher ka chhora.
Pulkit - to kya hua pyaar me sab jayaz hai

Uski badi badi baatein uske samajh se bahar thi..

Idhar Saloni bhi kisi k khyalo me khoyi thi.. Lekin wo Pulkit nahi tha balki uska bhai Nimish tha.

Saloni aaine me dekhte huye - Haaye mai mar gayi... Kitna pyara ladka tha wo... Kaash wo mera Husband ban jaaye to kitna accha hoga.
Or wo sharam se laal ho jaati hai. Tabhi uske pita Sarpanch aate hai.
Sarpanch - kya hua Saloni beta... Dekh raha hoon aaj tum pehle se jayda chehek rahi ho.
Saloni - koi baat nahi hai pita ji.. Bas yuhu.
Sarpanch - accha accha... Ye lo ye rumaal hai shayad un logo ka hai jo sheher se aaye the ... Wo bhool gaye hai... Tum ise bade ghar jaa kar de aao.

Bade ghar jaane ki baat jaankar wo ek dum se uchhal padti hai . Or rumal ko pakadte hi bina ruke aise bhagti hai jaise koi train chhut rahi ho.

Raste me...

Saloni kacche raste se hote huye Bade ghar ki taraf husi khushi jaa rahi thi tabhi wo raaste me kisi se takra jaati hai.
Shikshit - ufff tum dekh kar nahi chal sakti... Mere saare kapde gande kar diye.
Saloni - Tum bhi to dekh kar nahi chal rahe the.
Shikshit - mai kaam se jaa raha tha tumhari tarha ghummakkad nahi hoon jo be faltu idhar udhar bhatakta rahu.

Saloni - huuhhh... To mai bhi Bade Ghar jaruri kaam se jaa rahi thi.
Shikshit chaunkte huye - Bade Ghar... Lekin wo to khaali pada hai.. Tum us Khali ghar me kya karne jaa rahi thi...?
Saloni - Ab wo ghar khali nahi waha Sheher se kuch log rehne aaye hai. Waise tum andhe ban kaha jaa rahe the.
Shikshit gusse me - andhi hogi tu... Kal DM shahab school me aa rahe hai. Unke swaagat ko taiyaari me laga hoon teri tarha free nahi hoon.
Saloni - Dekho... Tumhari wajah se mujhe der ho gayi....
Wo itna keh kar aage badh gayi or Shikshit bhi apne kaam se chala gaya.

Pehelwani akhada...

Pehelwani Akhada Durjan Singh ka ghar tha. Gaav k log waha pehelwani sikhte the isliye us ghar ka naam pehelwani akha da pad gaya...

Durjan Singh sabko Pehelwani k gun bata rahe the tabhi Sajjan aata hai
Sajjan - pita ji... Aaj maine fir se sab ko dhobi pachhad diya.
Durjan Singh - Bahut khoob.... Tumse yehi ummeed thi. Dekhna ek din tum pehelwani me gaav ka naam desh vishesh me bhi roshan karoge.
Sajjan singh itrate huye -  aapka aashirvaad raha  to jarur karunga...
Durjan Singh - Fir ek acchi si ladki dekh k tera vyaah racha denge...

Vyaah ki baat sunkar Sajjan ek dum.ha Se chup ho jata hai. Wo bahana bana kar chal deta hai. Use ladkiyon me koi dilchaspi nahi thi lekin ye baat usne sabse chhipa rakhi thi.

Bada ghar...

Saloni ghar ko door bell bajati hai or saamne se Nimish darvaaja kholta hai.

Use dekhte hi Saloni kahi kho si jaati hai.

"Dekha hai pehli baar
Sajan ko aankho me pyaar
Ab jaa ke aaya mere
Bechain dil ko karaar."

Yr hi gana background me banne lagta hai jiski dhun sirf use sunayi deti hai.
Nimish haath hilakar use hosh me lata hai.
Nimish - Tum... Mera matlab aap yaha?
Saloni sharmaate huye - ji wo aapka rumaal... Aap ghar bhul aaye the.

Rumaal dekhkar Nimish - ohhh... Ye mera nahi Pulkit ka hai ek second me use bulata hoon.
Nimish Pulkit ko awaaj lagata hai... Wo aate hi Saloni ko dekh dang reh jata hai.
Nimish - Pulkit... Saloni ji tumhara rumaal lautane aayi hai.
Itna keh wo ansar chala jata hai. Jo Saloni ko gavara nahi tha.
Pulkit huste huye - Aap itni door se mera rumal lautane aayi hai... Itni bhi kya jaldi thi.
Saloni husne ki acting karte huye - ji wo ji wo.

Pulkit - ji kuch kehne ki jarurat nahi... Mai samajh gaya... Thank you rumaal k liye..
Ab Saloni se jyada to Pulkit sharma raha tha. Andar se Nimish un dono ko dekh chhip chhip k hus raha tha.

Agle din...

Primary School...

School me DM Satyendra Chauhan ka aagman hone hi wala tha. Shikshit Or Principal unki raah dekh rahe the. Tabhi ek car aakar rukti hai usme se ek 27 saal ka handsome sa ladka kaale chashme lagaye utarta hai . Wo or koi Satyendra Chauhan tha
Use sab garv se dekhne lagte hai itni kam umar me is post ko pana uski mehnat Or nishtha ki nishani thim

Principal Satyendra ko mala pehnate hai
Satyendra bhari awaaj me - Principal shahab... Iski koi jarurat nahi hai mai yaha apna sammaanit karane nahi School k visit pe aaya hoon... Pehele wo kaam kar lein.
Principal - ji... Shikshit...! Sir ko school acche se dikhao...

Shikshit unhe school visit pe le kar jata hai.

To be continue....

Episode 5

Shikshit Satyendra ko school visit par le kar jata hai. School k rakh rakhav ko dekh kar DM Satyendra Chauhan kaafi khush hote hai.
Satyendra - Principal Sahab aapne school or baccho ki dekh bhal acche se ki hai.
Principal - Thank you sir... Ye sab humare sabse kaabil teacher Shikshit ka kiya hua hai.
Satendra - Good... Lekin mai Yaha ka gaav bhi dekhna chaahunga... Kya aap mujhe dikhaayenge
Shikshit -Bilkul sir ... Aaiye.
Wo dono Robertsganj gaav dekhne chal padte hai.
Ucchi uchhi pahadi... Lehraate khet... Mitti ki sondhi khushboo Or Nadi ka kinara mann ko bhaane wala tha.
Tabhi door kahi se ek dhun ko awaaj aati hai.
Satendra - Ye awaaj kaisi?
Shikshit bhi kaam laga kar sunta hai - Pata nahi sir... Ye to guitar jaisi awaaj lag rahi hai lekin  gaav k log ko pata hi nahi k guitar hota kya hai?
Satendra - Chalo fir dekhte hai.

Wo dono us dhun ka pichha karte karte genhu k khet tak aa pahuchate hai jiske beecho beech machaan k upar koi baitha guitar baja raha tha.
Shikshit mann me - Ye kon hai lagta hai gaav me koi naya hai.

Wo dono uske pichhe jaakar khade ho jaate hai...tabhi us guitarist ka dhyaan tutta hai or wo ek dum se palatta hai
.. Wo Nimish hi tha.
Shikshit - Tum kon ho?
Nimish gusse me - ye puchne wale  Tum kon ho?
Shikshit - Aapko baat karne ki tareef nahi hai mai is gaav ka teacher hoon.

Satendra abhi tak chup chaap khade the Or Nimish ko ladte huye dekh rahe the.
Nimish - Teacher ho or itna bhi nahi pata k aise kisi ko pichhe se aakar nahi tokate.
Shikshit - Mai... Mai....
Wo kuch bolna chahta tha lekin shabd ho nahi mil rahe the.
Tabhi
Satendra Shalinta se - Ok ok... Now end... Aap log please ladiye nahi... Maaf karna meri wajah se aap chonk gaye... Mai yaha ka DM hoon gaav ghumne nikla tha to aapki guitar ki dhun sun kar ruk gaya.. Kaafi accha bajate hai aap.

Apni tareef sun Nimish ka gussa thoda shaant hua...
Nimish - Thankyou... Mai bhi is gaav me naya hoon  wo bada ghar hai na wahi hum rehne aaye hai.
Shikshit mann me - accha to yehi log bade ghar me rehne aaye hai jiske baare me us bedhangi Saloni ne bataya tha...Saloni ko bhi apne jaise hi pasand aaye hai..

Satendra Or Nimish ki baat Shikshit tab kaat deta hai jab wo Satendra ko apne saath gaav dekhne k chalne ko kehta hai. Satendra uske saath chal dete hai or Nimish wahi khada Shikshit k baat karne k tareeke par apna gussa jaahir karta hai.

Sarpanch ka ghar..

Sarpanch ghar k aangan me khatiya bichaye kuch hisaab kitaab kar rahe the. Tabhi Pehelwan Durjan Singh aate hai.
Durjan Singh - Kaise hai Sarpanch Sahab?
Sarpanch - Aree Durjan Singh ji aapiye aaiye kaise aana hua aapka?
Durjan Singh - Bas aapse ek kaam tha...? Hume apne bete k liye ek bahut ki talaash hai.
Sarpanch huste huye - Durjan ji mai Sarpanch hoon koi shaadi karane wala nahi.
Durjan thahaka maarte huye -  Hahahahaha hume pata hai... Isiliye to aapke paas aaye hai... Hume aapki bitiya ka haath humare bitwa Sajjan Singh k liye chahiye.

Uski baat sun Sarpanch hairaan pareshaan ho jaate hai.
Durjan Singh humesha se gaav ka sarpanch banna chahta tha lekin gaav walo ne kabhi use is sukh ki prapti nahi hone di... Isliye ab usne naya paintara apnana chaha... Apne bete ko Sarpanch ka damad bana kar use sarpanch banane ka khel Durjan k dimaag me aa chuka tha.

Durjan - Kya Soch rahe hai Sarpanch ji...?
Sarpanch - Yehi k achanak ye sab... Itni jaldi  bina Saloni se puchhe mai kaise haan kar doon.
Durjan - Arre to puchh lijiye  waise bhi Sajjan Singh jaisa takatwar var use pure gaav me nahi milega.

Durjan Singh use sochne ki mohlat dekar chale jaate hai.

DM office...

Satendra kaam me busy tha lekin kaam se kuch pal chura kar wo us dhun ko sochne laga jo Nimish guitar k taaro se nikaal raha tha.
Satendra khud se - Gaav me guitar ki dhun sun kar sheher ki yaad aa gayi...
Or wo ladka kitna accha baja bhi raha tha....
Usne kahi na kahi Nimish se fir se milne ka mann bana liya tha.

Dusri taraf... Primary School me

Shikshit student ki copy check karne me laga tha tabhi usko Nimish ka khya aata hai..
Shikshit khud se - Wo sheher se aaya hua ladka kitna badtameez tha. Lagta hai waha use sahi se shiksha nahi mili.. Usse acche to mere vidhyathi hai.. Huuihh... Lekin mai kyu us nama kool k baare me soch raha hoon...
Itna keh wo fir se apne kaam me lag jata hai.

Bada Ghar.

Nimish ghar aata hai.
Pulkit - Kaha ghoom raha ye guitar gale me latkaaye... Mom kab se tujhe dhoond ragi hai. Aaj kuch gusse me hai..
Nimish - Kyu Tune unhe Sush nahi bulaya kya hahahahaha.
Pulkit matha pitate huye - Tu bhi na.. Jaa k dekh kuch kaam bata rahi hai.

Nimish andar jata hai.
Nimish - Kya hua mom mera matlab Shush.
Shushila - Dekh na ghar me paani tak khatam ho gaya hai... Pata nahi tere dad ne hume kaha bhej k patak diya hai. O my Jesus..
Nimish - To mai kya karu? Kue se paani bhar k laau?
Uska itna kehna tha k Shushila bol uthi - Aree tune to mere muhh ki baat chheen li... Jara 5 6 matke paani bhar laa.
Matko ko dekh Nimish ki aankhe badi jo jaati hai.

Sarpanch ka ghar...

Saloni bade ghar me Pulkit ko rumaal dek kar wapas aa gayi thi.
Sarpanch - Saloni beta .. Tujhse kuch baat karni hai.
Saloni - Abhi nahi pita ji abhi mujhe makeup karna hai.
Sarpanch - uff ye ladki... Beta meri laadli sun... Tere liye ek rishta aaya hai.
Shaadi ki baat sun wo ek dum se aag babula ho jaati hai.
Saloni - Kis murge ki maut aayi hai jo saamne se katne k liye mara jaa raha hai..
Sarpanch pyaar se - Aisa nahi kehte.. Wo Durjan Singh ka beta Sajjan Singh hai na wo tujhe vyaah karna chahta hai.

Sajjan Singh ka naam sun - Chii... Wo Pehelwan... Pita ji aapko wahi mila pure gaav me mere liye... Jara idhar udhar Or khaas kar Bade Ghar ki taraf najar dauda kar dekhiye... Kitne acche Or Shahri ladke hai...
Itna keh wo sharma k bhaag jaati hai.

Saloni ka matlab Nimish se tha wo use pasand kar chuki thi lekin ye baat Sarpanch ko samajhne me jara der lagi.. Lekin der se sahi unhone samjh to liya.....

Pehelwani Akhada.

Durjan Singh bade khush hote gute andar aate hai...
Sajjan Singh - Bapu ke baat hai bade khush laage ho?
Durjan Singh - Arre pagle Tu bhi khush ho jaa tera vyaah try kar k aaya hoon us Sarpanch ki chhori se.

Vyaah ki baat sun Sajjan Singh ka muhh utar jata hai.
Sajjan - Ye kya kar diya bapu tune... Manne kisi chhori se vyaah nahi karna or us sarpanch ki pagal chhori se to bilkul nahi...
Durjan - Dekh chhore... Mujhe tujhe gaav ka Sarpanch banana hai iske liye tujhe Saloni se vyaah karna hi padega... Kaam or aankh khol kar sun le...

Durjan Singh ne apna aakhiri faisla suna diya tha. Gusse me Sajjan ghar se bahar nikal jata hai.

Nimish Pulkit ko gaaliyaan deta hua kue tak matke lekar bharne aata hai.
Nimish - Ye kaam to wo khud kar sakta tha mujhse karane ka badla mai tujhse le kar rahunga Pulkit k bacche.

Nimish kue se paani kheech ek ek kar matka bharta hai. Tabhi paas k tubewel se chhapak ki awaaj aati hai.
Wo bhare ghuma dekhta hai to Sajjan Singh apne gile baal pe haath ferta hua Muhh dhul raha tha. Wo thoda gusse me bhi tha.

Nimish mann me - Arre ye to wahi Pehelwan hai... Haaye kitni Hot body hai... Isse baat karu...arre nhi nahi... Ek kaam karta hoon kar li leta hoon..

Wo is kashmakash me duba tha tabhi Sajjan ki hi najar uspar pad jaati hai.. Or wo matka bharne ki acting karne lagta hai.

Wo apni shirt utaar kar apne gile badan ko usse pochhte huye Uske paas aane lagta hai. Uske saawale shirtless jism ko dekh Nimish wahi flat ho gaya tha. Uske dil ki dhadkan tej ho gayi thi.
Nimish - Oh God.. Wo to yehi aa raha hai...

To be continue....

Episode 6

Sajjan Nimish k najeeb aa raha tha usko paas aata dekh uske dil ki dhadkan tej ho gayi thi.
Nimish - O God ye to yehi aa raha hai.
Wo kue se paani nikalne ki acting karne lagta hai.
Sajjan uske paas aa kar apni shirt ko side me rakh kar... Uska haath pakad leta hai. Uske haath pakadte hi Nimish ko jaise 440 volt ka current lagta hai.
Nimish - Ye kya kar rahe hai aap?
Sajjan - Chhore teri kalayi me moch aa jayegi jis tarah se tu kue me se paani nikal raha hai. Kue se paani nikalna hum jaise Pehlewano k daaye haath ka khel hai tere jaise seek kabaab ka nahi.
Laa mai karta hoon.
Wo Nimish k haatho k apne haathon me pakad leta hai Or dono jor laga kar kue me se paani ki balti kheechte hai. Pani nikalte samay  Sajjan ka khula sawla  seena Nimish se takra raha tha to wo or jyada madhosh hota jaa raha tha.  Kuch der baad.
Sajjan - le chhore ho gaya.
Nimish hose me aate hi - Arre itni jaldi
Sajjan - kya?
Nimish - Nahi nahi kuch nahi.
Wo paani lekar jaane laga tha.
Sajjan usko jaate huye dekh raha thaor soch raha tha.
Sajjan - Kya sundar kadak maal hai gaav k kitne hi ladko k saath chhup chhup kar maje loote hai lekin aisa ladka gaav me pehle nahi dikha, lagta hai naya hai. Isse dosti karni hi padegi.
Wo jaate huye Nimish ko rokta hai.
Sajjan - Oye chhore sun?
Nimish palta.
Sajjan - Lagta hai tu naya hai yaha..?
Nimish use batata hai k wo bade ghar me rehne aaya hai.
Sajjan - Dekh chhore koi bhi kaam ho is Sajjan Singh ko yaad kar lena.. Mere baapu ka gaav me bahut vat hai wo Pehelwaan hai.
Nimish dheere se - Tabhi to unhonne tumhari jaisi chiz banayi hai...
Sajjan - kya bola?
Nimish - wo... Wo... Mujhe kue se paani bharne ki aadat nahi hai... Kya tum meri itni help karoge k mere liye roj paani bhar doge.
Sajjan khush hote  huye - bas itni si baat... Jarur.... Kal yehi milna apne bartan lekar..
Nimish ne mann me socha free me uska kaam ban gaya.

Pehelwani akhada....

Durjan singh k ghar Sarpanch Ji viraajmaan the. Durjan ko lagta hai ko uska prastaav kabool kar Sajjan ka roka karne aaye hai lekin yaha kahani to kuch or hi thi.

Durjan Singh - or kahiye Sarpanch kaise aana hua?
Sarpanch -  Durjan Singh Ji... Bas aapse jaruri baat karni thi. Darsal Saloni bahut chanchal hai or meri ekloti beti hai wo jaisa chahti hai waisa hi hota hai or use pehle se hi koi pasand hai.
Ye sun Durjan ka muhh latak jata hai.
Durjan - kon hai wo?
Sarpanch - Bade ghar me kuch log aaye hai. Unme se ek Saloni ki pasand hai.
Itna keh Sarpanch chale jaate hai or udhar se Sajjan bhi aa raha tha.  Use lagta hai k jarur wo uska or Saloni ka rishta tay karne aaye hai.

Sajjan - Bapu ... Aakhir aapne mera rishta tay kar diya mere mana karne pe bhi.
Durjan garajte huye - Chup kar tere khaane me kisi or ne laat maar di hai. Sarpanch ki bitiya ne tujhse shaado karne se mana kar diya.

Ye jaan Sajjan mann hi mann khush ho raha tha bas dikha nahi paa raha tha.
Sajjan dukhi hote huye - Kyu pita Ji?
Durjan - Koi bade ghar me aaya hai Sarpanch un logo ne rishta tay karna chahta hai. Is sarpanch ne to mere Sarpanch ki kursi par baithne ka sapna hi tod diya.. Mai un Bade Ghar walo ko chhodunga nahi

Wo garajte huye andar chale jaate hai.
Idhar bahar Sajjan ye soch k dukhi tha k wo aaj jis ladke se mila tha usse Saloni ka rishta tay hone jaa raha tha.
Uski haalat aisi thi ek khushi aayi or dusri gayi..

Agle din...

Bade ghar me

Ghar ko door bell bajti hai. Susheela darwaja kholti hai
Shusheela chonkte huye - OmG aap?
Saamne Sarpanch ji khade the.
Sarpanch - namste behen ji.
Shusheela - o come on...ye behen ji is too old fashion call me Shushi. Aaiye andar aaiye

Sarpanch ji thoda sahrmate huye andar aate hai.
Sarpanch - aapke bete najar nahi aa rahe?
Shusheela - Wo log ghar pe nahi hai waise aapka aana kaise hua?
Sarpanch - Ji mai bilkul saaf baat karta hoon.
Shusheela majak me- To hum kon si gandi baat karte hai.. Hahahahaha
Sarpanch - ji mai apni beti k liye aapke bete ka rishta maange aaya hoon.

Ye sun kuch der tak Susheela sann rehte jaati hai.
Sarpanch - mai samajhta hoon aap bade log hai lekin hum bhi Jamindaar log hai or ab to hum ek hi gaav k hai. Or Saloni bhi apne bete ko bahut pasand karti hai.
Shusheela - Ji...
Sarpanch - to mai ye rishta pakka samjhu?
Shusheela jaldbaaji me soch nahi paati or apni ulfulahat me haan kar deti hai.
Jis par Sarpanch khush hokar ghar chale jaate hai.

Kuch der baad...

Pulkit or Nimish wapas aate hai.

Pulkit - kya hua mom... Aap itni preshan kyu hai?
Shusheela - Sarpanch apni beti ka rishta lekar aaye the.
Ye sun dono uchhal padte hai.
Nimish - to aapne kya kaha?
Shusheela - mai unhe mana nahi kar paayi.. Isliye to pareshaan hoon mujhe unhe mana kar dena chahiye tha.

Tabhi Pulkit bola - Mana karne ki kya jarurat hai mom... Jab ladka ladki raazi to kyu ronkhenge hum paaji...
Nimish khushi se Pulkit ko koni maarte huye - or kya... Pulkit k mann ki muraad jo puri ho gayi.
Pulkit sharma jata hai.

Lekin unhe nahi pata tha. Saloni ne pasand Nimish ko karti thi lekin uska rishta Pulkit se jud gaya tha. Dusri taraf Sajjan ko lagta tha Saloni ka rishta Nimish se jud chuka hai. Ek naye bawal ki shuruaat Bas hone wali thi.

Shaam ko...

Nimish kue par fir paani bharne aata hai. Use laga tha k Sajjan uska kaam karne waha mojood hoga...lekin wo waha nahi tha.
Nimish khud se - lagta hai aaj akele hi mehnat karni padegi.
Wo najre firata hai to door jhaadiyon k pichhe koi baitha tha wo dhyaan se dekhta hai to wo Sajjan hi tha.
Nimish - Kaamchor mujhe haan bol waha araam farma raha hai... Abhi dekhta hoon ise.

Wo uske paas jaat hai...
Nimish gusse me - Oye Pehelwaan agar mera kaam nahi karna tha to badi badi dinge kyu haanki kal?
Sajjan bhi gusse me - Chal nikal chhore... Jisse viyaah rachane jaa raha hai usi se kara.
Nimish sochte huye - ye viyaah kya hota hai?
Sajjan - oye sheheri chhore shadi.. Wo bhi sarpanch ki pagal ladki se.
Nimish huste huye - hahahah.... Oh... To Tu shaadi ki baat kar raha hai. Uski shaadi mere se nahi Pulkit se hone wali hai.
Sajjan khushi se - Ye ab ye Pulkit chuza kon hai?
Nimish - my bro... Mera matlab mera bhai.... Lekin isme tumhare naraj hone  jaisi kya baat hai?
Sajjan khushi se - Kuch nahi kuch nahi... Chal tere paani k bartan bharte hai.
Wo baat ko ghumata hua jaldi jaldi kaue ki taraf bhaga.

Sajjan khushi k josh me jaldi jaldi paani bhar raha tha.. Or Nimish baith k araam farma raha tha.
Nimish - oye Pehelwaan araam se. Har roj paani bharna hai tujhe.
Sajjan - Tu meri taqat par shaq na kar.. Isse kayi jyada dumkham kiye hai maine.

Wo itni khushi me tha k jaldi jaldi me khet ki gili chikni mitti se uska pair fisal jata hai. Or girne ki haalat me aa jata hai Nimish bhi use bachane ki haalat me uske saath gir padta hai.
Kue kirane ket k beecho beech dono gili mitti me san chuke the. Nimish Niche or Sajjan uske upar...

To be continue....

Episode 7

Sajjan Or Nimish girne k karan pure mitti me san chuke the. Nimish uthne ki koshish kar raha tha lekin fisal k fir gir jaa raha tha or Sajjan jaise uthne ki koshish hi nahi karna cha raha tha use Nimish k itne paas aa kar accha lag raha tha. Wo Nimish ki Kushboo mehsoos kar raha tha. Nimish bhi uske utha hi kareeb tha. Nimish or Sajjan ko ab kuch hone laga tha dono gay the lekin ye chhipi baat ab khulne lagi thi jab Sajjan Nimish ko chumma chahta tha wo kabhi apne hoth aage karta kabhi darr se pichhe.  Nimish ka dil bhi kuch aisa hi kar raha tha lekin use darr tha. Nimish uthne ki for koshish kar rha tha. Tabhi fir se wo jhatke se gir jata hai or is baar to Sajjan se raha nahi gaya.. Wo apne hoth uske hoth k paas le aata hai.. Nimish ko bhi laga tha k wo use kissi karna chahta hai. Isliye ab pichhe hatne ki baari nahi thi. Akhirakara dono ne kissing shuru kar di.. Khet k beecho beech dono ek dusre ko chume jaa rahe the. Unke jism mitti se sane the Or uske upar wo apne haath fira rahe the.
Wo dono ek dusre ko paglo ki tarha choom rahe the. Tabhi waha se  gujarte huye ek shaksh ko khet me kuch Hulchal mehsoos hoti hai.
Wo shakhs - Kon hai waha..?
Wo awaaj sun kar dono ek dum se ruk jate hai or aise uth khade hote hai jaise kuch hua hi nahi.
Sajjan - Kya be... Kya chahiye.? Hum yaha Paani bhar rahe hai tujhe kya kaam hai ?
Sajjan aise rubaab se puchta hai wo shaks bina kuch sawal kare aage badh jata hai...
Sajjan Nimish ki taraf pyaar se dekhta hai uske dekhne par Nimish hichkichate huye sharma jata hai or jaldi se apna matka itha bhagne ki surat me chal deta hai.
Sajjan use rokte huye - Suno... Mujhe kuch kehna hai
Nimish ruk kar - Ab jo bhi baat hogi kal hogi jab hum milenge yehi par.
Itna keh wo chala jata hai.

Nimish ka ishara Sajjan samjh jata hai use bhi lagne laga tha wo use pasand karta hai lekin ye pasand pal do pal ki thi ya humesha k liye ye dekhna abhi baaki tha.
Sajjan baal me haath ferta hua khud se - Uff ab ye raat kaise kategi?

Bada Ghar...

Ghar ki door bell fir bajti hai.
Susheela - is ghar ki ghanti mandir ki ghanti se bhi jyada bajti hai... Pulkit dekho Nimish aaya hoga paani lekar.
Pulkit darwaja kholta hai saamne Nimish nahi DM Satendra the.
Pulkit - Aap kon?
Satendra - mera naam Satendra Chauhaan hai mai yaha ka DM hoon.
Unka naam sun wo dono samajh jaate hai k wahi DM hai jiske tareefo k pul Rikeshwala baadh raha tha.

Shusheela khushi se -  come come sit sit..
Satendra baithee huye - Humne suna hai aap log yaha sheher se aaye hai or yaha naye hai to maine socha khud aakar aap logo ki khair khabar puchh loon.
Susheela - well  that's so nice of you.. Aapko dekh kar accha laga k koi to padha likha hai jisse mai English me baat kar sakti hoon.
Unki baat par Satendra hua dete hai or Pulkit apni mom ko kohni maarta hai.
Satendra - Waise aapka dusra beta kaha hai ?
Pulkit - Aap mil chuke hai usse...? Filhal wo paani bharne gaya hai.
Tabhi darwaje par Nimish dastak deta hai wo mitti me pura sana tha or uske kapde gile the. Use dekh kar aisa lag raha tha k koi gaav ka naagrik kheti kar k aaya ho.

Susheela mann me - Ye Nimish aisa kyu bana hai isko dekh kar DM pe kya impression padega meri to status hi down ho gaya..
Pulkit - Aree Nimish ye kya hua?
Nimish ne bahana banaya - wo wo... Mai gir gaya.
Susheela gusse me - Tum dekh kar nahi chal sakte..? Ghar me itne bade mehmaan aaye hai or tum dekho.. Yehi sikha hai sheher me...
Satendra - Koi baat nahi.. Ye sab accident hote rehte hai...
Satendra apni jeb se rumaal nikaal kar Nimish ko dete hai...
Satendra - Ye lo apne aapko saaf kar lo.
Unke chehre pe muskaan thi jo Nimish ko samajh me nahi aa rahi thi.
Satendra - Theek hai mai chalta hoon..

Wo jaane lagte hai lekin jaatee jaatee rul jaate hai.
Satendra - Waise kal gaav k Prathmik vidhyalay me baccho k liye ek prograam hai.. Gaav k sabhi log aayenge....Aap log bhi aayiyega...
Susheela - sure sure... I love childrens
Pulkit mann me - Lekin Kab se?

Raat ko

Pehelwani akhaada..

Sajjan is waqt saatve Aasmaan pe tha usko pyaar sa ho gaya tha Nimish se.. Yu to koi nayi baat nahi thi uska gaav k dusre ladko ke saath bhi rishta tha jo sabse chhupa hua tha.. Lekin wo dil ka rishta na hokar jismo ka tha lekin is baar dil ne kuch aahat ki thi.
Sajjan - Ye raat kyu nahi kat rahi hai... Kaash us pal ki shaam na hoti.
Wo apne me magan tha udhar Durjan Singh Sarapanch k dwara rishta thukrane par gusse me jale jaa rahe the.

Lekin koi or tha jiska mann myuri ki taraha naach raha tha wo Saloni ka mann.
Saloni - Kal mai school k utsav me jarur jaaungi waha mere Nimish Ji bhi ayenge... Pure ek din baad unhe dekhungi.. Haaye mai to unke khyaal se hi marr gayi... Hihihihi...

Next day...

Primary School

Shikshit utsav ki taiyariyon me laga hua tha Principal ne sara daromadaar us par hi chhod rakha tha.
Shikshit - Mai prograam ki aisi taiyaari karunga k principal sir or DM sir khush hokar mujhe  Vice principal bana denge. Kitna accha lagega.. Shikshit ek vice principal... Waah...

Uske aakhon me sapne beshumaar the lekin uske sapno ko grihan lagega ya uske sapne or bhi chamkenge ye pata hona abhi baaki tha. Lekin koi tha jo in sab bawaal se pare araam ki nind so raha tha wo tha Nimish... Use kya pata tha k uski araam dayam nind se pare gaav k kitne logo k dil me bawal macha hua hai.

To be continue...

Episode 8

Gaanv k prathmik vidhyalay me Utsav ka din aa chuka tha. Shikshit ne saari taiyaari kar li thi. Gaav k vaasiyon ka jamaavda lagane jaa raha tha.
Isi utsav ka udghatan karne DM Satendra Chauhaan aa pahuche the.
Wo sabka abhivaadan kar utsav ko aarambh karne ka aadesh dete hai.

Shuru me school k bacche ek bhajan geet gaate kar Utsav ka shubhaarambh karte hai.
Sajjan Singh bhi waha aa pchuvha tha or uski njare Nimish ko hi dhoondh rahi thi.

Raaste me...

Pulkit - Nimish Jaldi chalo... Arre jaldi chalo.
Nimish - uff... Itni bhi jaldi kya hai?
Pulkit - bahut samay se maine Saloni ko dekha nahi... Ho sakta hai wo bhi Utsav me aaye or mujhe uski jhalak dekhne ko mile.
Nimish use chhedete huye - ohh ohh... Ek din bhi nahi hua or ab door bhi nahi raha jaa raha. Itna hi dekhne ka mann kar raha to kaho uske ghar hi chale.
Pulkit sharma kar  - Tu bhi na yaar... Ye gaav hai.. Yaha is tarha ki harkat wo bhi shaadi se pehle paap samjha jata hai..
Nimish - O ohhh... Tu to abhi se is gaav k rang me rang gaya lagta humesha yehi rehne ka irada hai.
Pulkit zidd karke - Tu chal na.

Uski husi sab keh gayi thi. Wo dono  School pahuchte hai. Bheed me Satendra Chauhaan ki najar Nimish par padti hai. Wo use dekh khush ho jaate hai..
Satendra mann me - Nimish mere ek invitation par yaha aa gaya. Waah.

Nimish bhi kisi ko bheed me dhoond raha tha.
Pulkit - Kisko dhoond raha hai... Saloni ko?.
Nimish gussa kar - Saloni ko tu dhoond mai kisi or ko dhoond raha hoon or waise bhi tujhe aaj kal Saloni k alawa kuch sujhta bhi hai..?
Nimish bheed me idhar idhar najar fira raha tha. Tabhi uski najar Sajjan Singh ki nashili najro se takraati hai. Pulkit haath hilata hai.. Wo use isharo isharo me school k pichhe sannate me aane ka ishara karta hai.

Nimish Pulkit se - Wo dekh Saloni waha khadi hai..
Pulkit ka dhyaan Saloni par jaa kar tik jata hai or Nimish uska dhyaan bhatka kar waha se 9 2 11 ho jata hai.

School k pichhe..

Kaha Sajjan ne use bulaya tha waha kaafi sannata tha or aas paas kheto ko jhaadiya thi jaha kuch bhi dikhna mushkil tha. Nimish bhi waha ek jhatke me pahuch jata hai. Kyuki aag dono taraf barabar lagi thi.
Sajjan - To tum aa hi gaye?
Nimish - aapne yaad jo kiya tha.
Sajjan - Yaad to mai tumhe raat bhar karta raha. Tabhi nind tak na aayi.
Nimish - aapki aankhon me dikh raha hai.
Sajjan uske paas aate huye - kya dikh raha?
Nimish - mera chehra.
Sajjan - To kho jaao isme..
Dono bahut paas aa chuke the. Pichhale din ka chumban unke rongte khade kar deta hai.

Sajjan uske paas aane laga tha.
Sajjan - hume aapse prem jaisa ho gaya..
Nimish ye sun khush ho jata hai or use baahon me bhar leta hai. Use uska jawab mil chuka tha. Dono k kareeb aate hi unke tan badan me agni ko Jawala dhadhak gayi thi. Kal ka chumban unke aaj ko kahani likhne jaa raha tha jab dono ne alingan kar ek duje ka hone ka faisala kar liya tha.
Sajjan k khule seene pe Nimish sar rakhta hai. Or wo use daboch leta hai.

Dono jhaadiyo k patto k beech simat kar let jaate hai. Or ek dusre ko chumne lagte hai.
Nimish - Koi dekhega to nahi?
Sajjan - Fikar mat karo... Yaha mai pehle bhi aa chuka hoon... Kayi Ladko k saath. Aaj tak pakda nahi gaya.

Nimish ye sun use dhakka de deta hai.
Nimish chhidhte huye - Kya Tumhara iske pehle or ladko k saath ?
Sajjan use mana kar - Unke saath bas masti thi jab tak tum nahi mile the. Lekin jab se tumhe dekha mujhe tumse pyaar ho gaya. Isme galat kya hai.
Nimish ko uski baat thodi sahi or thodi galat lagti hai.
Sajjan - socho mat mere paas aao..
Nimish bina kuch soche uska ho jata hai. Dono ek dusre ki pyaar ki aag aone honto se apne ango se bujhane lagte hai.

School k prangan me..

Satendra Shikshit ko ishara karte. Wo unke paas aata hai. Wo Shikshit k kaano me kuch kehte hai jisse wo haan me sar hila kar school k pichhe aane wale raaste pe chal deta hai

Dusri taraf bheed me fasa Pulkit Saloni ko haath hila kar bulane ki laakh koshish karta hai. Lekin  uska dhyaan us par na jaa kar Nimish ko khojne me laga hua tha.

Lekin Nimish maharaj kahi or apni leela rachane me lage huye the.

School k pichhe...

Shikshit Satendra k kahe anusaar school k pichhe kisi kaam se aa pahucha tha. Wo chal hi raha tha k use jhaadiyo me kuch hulchal hote mehsoos huyi.
Shikshit darte huye - Hey Bhagwaan ye kya tha... Kahi koi bhoot to nahi..... Aree tu ek padha likha teacher hai aisi baate tujhe shobha nahi deti... Chal k dekhna padega kahi koi chor to nahi jo is bheed me kuch haath saaf karne aaya ho.
Ye sab wo khud se hi farma raha tha.

Wo or paas jata hai to dekhta hai k kuch kapde wahi jameen me nhi kare huye the.
Shikshit khud se - Ye kya... Chor kuch le jaane k jagah chhod kar gaya hai.
Wo or paas jata hai. Or dhyaan se dekhta hai to uske hosh ud jaate hai.
Wo Sajja or Nimish ko us haalat me dekh leta hai jisko kalpana bhi usne nahi ki thi.. Nimish or Sajjan bhi nahi chahte the k koi unhe is haalat me dekhe...

Shikshit apni aankhe minche, jeebh daanto take dabaye ulate paav bhagne lagta hai..
Shikshit- hey Saraswati mata tune hume kya dikha diya... Chhi chhi chhi...
Shikshit k liye ye sab ajeeb hi nahi anokha bhi tha wo ek padha likha teacher tha lekin tha to gaav ka hi nagrik.

Uske wapas lautne ki dhamak Sajjan or Nimish k kaano me bhi padti hai jo apne prem leela me magan the.
Nimish - Ye kaisi awaaj thi?
Sajjan darte huye - lagta hai hume kisi ne dekh liya.
Nimish gusse me - Lekin tumne kaha tha yaha koi parinda tak par nahi maarta?
Sajjan - Aree ye sab baad me bolna pehle jo tha use roko.
Nimish jaldi jaldi apne kapde pehnata hai or Shikshit k pichhe pichhe bhagya hai.

Nimish pichhe se awaaj laga kar - Hello suniye... Hello Mister.
Shikshit jaise sar par pair rakh bhaag raha tha. Pichhe mud kar dekh hi nahi raha tha.
Nimish apni speed tej karta hai or sidha Shikshit k aage uska raasta rok kar khada ho jata hai.

Shikshit aankhe band kar - Hume jaane dijiye?
Nimish - lekin kyu... Aap bhaag kyu rahe the?
Shikshit - hume aapka nagna ang pradarshan nahi dekhna hume jaane dijiye. Chhiii.. Chhiii...
Nimish bante huye - Aree isme galat kya hai... Agar ek ladka ladki aise pyaar kar sakte hai to do ladke kare usme kya galat hai?
Shikshit bhadkte huye - galat hai ye..Aprakartik hai aapki sheheri jubaan me bole to... Unnatural hai... Hume aap log pehle hi pasand nahi the. Hume pata hai tum humare gaav Robertsgunj ka mahaul kharab karne aaye ho...
Nimish uski baat sun apna matha peet leta hai.
Nimish - O God... Itni over acting...
Shikshit usse door hat kar - Humse baat mat kijiye.. Nahi to aapki bimari hume bhi lag jayegi... Hum jaa rahe.
Nimish use rok kar - oki. Jana hai to jaao lekin ye baat kisi tak nahi pahunchti chahiye...
Shikshit - hum pagal hai jo ye ghatiya baat kisi kahenge... Hume to sochte huye bhi sharam aa rahi hai... Pata nahi school k baccho par kya asar padega. Chhiii. Chhiii chhiiiii

Itna keh kar wo waha se bhaag jata hai.
Nimish use jaate huye dekh - hahahah.. Kitne bhole hai yaha k log... Inhe LGBTQ k baare me jara bhi Ehsaas nahi...
Tabhi pichhe se bhakti huye Sajjan aata hai.
Sajjan hafte huye - kya hua... Kon tha?
Nimish Shikshit ki taraf dekhte huye - Koi nahi... Gaav ka ek kutta tha.

Sajjan - accha tum ab jaao... Mai bhi chalta hoon.
Itna keh kar wo darte darte waha se chala jata hai.. Nimish akela khada sochta rehta hai. K yaha k log Gay hone se itna darte kyu hai. Akhir isme galat kya hai.

To be continue....

Episode 9

Nimish ko kisi ladke k saath us haalat me dekhne k baad Shikshit k dimag se wo baat bhoole nahi bhool rahi thi. Do ladko ka aisa milan uski samajh se bahar tha. Wo wapas aakar utsav me shaamil ho jata hai lekin gum dimag k saath.

Kuch der baad....

Nimish uske bagal me aakar khada ho jata hai.. Use dekh kar Shikshit darr jata hai..
Shikshit chilla kar - Door hato mere se...  Kyu kar rahe ho pichha.. ?
Nimish ko uska ye vyavhaar nagawar tha.
Nimish - O hello... Mai koi aira gaira nahi hoon jiske saath tum aise behave kar rahe ho mai kahi bhi khada hoon ye meri choice hai tumhe mujhse itni problem hai to tum kahi chale jaao...
Aaya bada...

Shikshit apna matha peet leta hai or khud hi waha se chala jata hai.
Udhar Satendra Nimish ko akela dekh uske paas aate hai.

Satendra - Hello Nimish
Nimish - Hello DM Sir?
Satendra - Sir nahi... Satendra kaho na. Thanks k tum mere invitation par yaha aaye..
Nimish muskura deta hai. Uski us muskan pe Stendra ko kuch to hua tha.
Tabhi unka PA aa jata hai..
PA - Sir.... Gaadi ready hai hume chalna hai.
Satendra - Alright Nimish.. Mujhe abhi niklna hai mai baad me tumse milta hoon.
Itna keh kar DM sahab chale jaate hai...
Nimish fir se Sajjan ko dhoondane lagta hai.
Nimish mann me - Ye Sajjan kaha chala gaya, us teacher  Gadhe ki wajah se sara mood spoil ho gaya.
Tabhi koi pichhe se uske aankhon ko koi apne haatho se dhak leta hai... Use laga Sajjan hai.
Nimish haath hatate huye - Sajjan tum kaha...
Uska itna kehna tha k saamne Saloni ko dekh uski umeedon pe paani fir gaya tha.
Nimish chonk kar - Tum...mera matlab aap..
Saloni sharma kar - Haate mori mayiya... Mai nahi to or kon hoga.. Kab se dhoond rahi hoon.. Lekin dikhe nahi.
Nimish ko laga k wo Pulkit ki baat kar rahi hai.
Saloni - Kaha kha gaye?
Nimish - Kahi nahi... Pulkit waha hai.
Saloni - Mai jaanti hoon. Abhi tak unhi k saath thi.. Lekin ab aap mil gaye to socha aapse thodi baat kar loon.
Nimish - Mujhse..... Mujhse kya baat karni hai.
Saloni sharma kar - Haaye ye ab mai kaise bolu?
Nimish muhh bana k - Muhh se bolo or kaha se bologi..
Saloni - Haaye mujhe sharam aa rahi hai.
Usne apone haatho se apna chehra dhak liya tha. Tabhi Nimish waha se 9 2 11 ho jata hai or apni jagah Pulkit ko ishara kar k khada kar deta hai.

Saloni jiski aankhe abhi bhi band thi.
Saloni - Theek hai mai hi bolti hoon... I Love You.. Hihihihi
Uske muhh se I Love You Sun Pulkit ka dil ek dum se dhadak jata hai
Pulkit khushi se wahi behosh jata hai.
Dhadaam ki awaaj sun Saloni jhat se apni aankhen kholti hai or Pulkit ko niche zameen par lamb let hua paati hai.
Saloni - Ye Pulkit ji kaha se aa gaye or Nimish ji kaha gaye.

Pure Utsav me Nimish Sajjan ko dhoond raha tha. Akhir kaar wo usse takrata hai.
Nimish - Tum kaha gum ho gaye the.
Sajjan - Mujhe darr lag raha hai isliye chhip raha tha.... Us Shikshit ne kisi ko bata diya to. Mere baapu mujhe jaan se maar denge.
Nimish uske gaal kheench kar - Pyaar kiya to darna kya mere sajan.
Sajjan - Majak nahi..
Nimish usse lipate huye - Aree chhidhte kyu ho mere Sajan... Mujhe nahi pata tha is gathile mardana shareer k puchhe ek darpok Sajjan Singh chhipa hai.
Sajjan - Tum mere baapu ko nahi jaante... Agar unhe pata chal gaya to wo pure gaav me kya keher dhayenge.
Sajjan ki baatein use ab irritate karne lagi thi.
Nimish gusse me- To mere se pyaar kya apne baapu se puchh k kiya tha.
Sajjan use shaant karate huye - Accha accha chilla mat mere baap.... Bol kyu dhoond raha tha.
Nimish use aankh maarte huye - Pyaar hua hai tumse.. Usi pyaar ko anjaam dena hai jo adhura rehte gaya hai.....
Sajjan uska ishara samjh raha tha.

Sajjan haklaate huye - P.... Pa...par kaha.
Nimish - Jaha tum chaho.
Tabhi Sajjan singh ko uske dost awaaj laga dete hai.
Sajjan - Abhi nahi... Mai baad me milta hoon tumse..
Itna keh wo bhaag jata hai.
Nimish khud se - Koi baat nahi aaj raat ko tumhara sara darr mai udan chhoo kar dunga.

Raat ko...

Roberts Gunj ki galiyon me andhera tha kyuki roj ki tarha gaav k aadhe ghar ki light jaa chuki thi.

Pehelwani Akhada.

Durjan Singh ap bi muchho ko taav deta hua raat k bhojan k baad ghar k aangan me chehel kadmi kar rahe the wahi Sajjan apne room me leta tha. Tabhi uski khidki pe ek awaaj si hoti hai.
Sajjan - Kon hai?
Koi jawaab nahi aata to wo khud uth kar dekhta hai. Jaise wo khidki kholta hai samne Nimish ko dekh kar uske hosh us jaate.
Sajjan - Tum.... Tum yaha kya kar rahe... Jaao yaha se... Baapu niche hi hai.
Nimish bhala kaha manne wala tha. Wo jabardasti andar aa jata hai.
Nimish - Mai nahi jaaunga... Mujhe tumhara saath chahiye.
Sajjan gidgidate huye - Jaao yaar... Yaha se.. Marwaoge kya.
Nimish - Nahi jab tak tum adhura kaam pura nahi karte.
Sajjan baar baar bahar dekh raha tha - Kon sa adhura kaam...?
Nimish  paas aakar - Wahi jo aaj Utsav me pura na ho saka.
Wo uski aankho me madhoshi se dekh raha tha. Sajjan bhi sab kuch bhula baitha.
Sajjan - koi dekh lega.
Nimish - dekh lene do
Sajjan - baapu aa jaynege.
Nimish - Aa jaane do.
Ab dono madhosh hone lage the.
Sajjan - kuch ho jayega.
Nimish - Ho jaane do

Dekhte dekhte dono sab bhula baithe the or Usi kamre me dono kissing shuru kar dete hai. Unka pyaar itni charam seema par tha k wo darwaja bhi band karna bhool gaye the.

Nimish se ab raha nahi jaa raha tha wo jaldi jaldi apne kapde utaar kar Sajjan ko apne saath usi ki khatiya pe le aata hai. Pyaar ka khumaar Sajjan ko bhi joshila bana deta hai. Dono andhnagna awastha me ek dusre ko choom rahe the. Unki siskiyon ki awaaje unke muhh se aane lagi thi.

Jo shayad niche tak jaa rahi thi.
Durjan singh - Yo kaisi awaaj hai?
Wo idhar udhar dekhte hain
Durjan khud se - Yo to Sajjan k kamre se aa rahi hai... Ye chhora k kar raha hai.. Dekhna padega
Wo dheere dheere kadmo k saath chal kar Sajjan k kamare ki taraf jaane lagte jaha Wo dono apne me hi magan the.

Dekhte dekhte Durjan kamre ka darwaja sat se khol deta hai or anadar ka najara dekh bilkul hairaan rehte jata hai.
Durjan garajate hai - Sajjan.... Ye kya ho raha hai?

Dono ko uski awaaj sun hosh aata hai. Dono jaldi khade hote hai. Durjan Singh ko apne saamne khada hokar Sajjan ki taange that that kaapne lagti hai.
Durjan gusse me - Kon hai ye chhora or ye tere kamre me kya kar raha hai.

Sajjan ko kuch kehne k liye muhh hi nahi khul raha tha.
Durjan paas me rakha danda uthakar - bolta hai k karu teri haddi pasli ek...

Sajjan - Batata hoon batata hoon baapu.. Mai nahi jaanta is ladke ko.
Nimish ka dimaag thanka.
Sajjan - Ye jabardasti mere kamre me ghus aaya or mere saath ualti sidhi harkatein karne laga... Maine kuch nahi kiya

Nimish - Ye kya keh rahe ho Sajjan... Batao apne baapu ko k tum mujhse pyaar karte ho?
Sajjan - aie chhore... Tujhse jara hus bol kya liya tune galat matlab nikal liya... Ye do chhoro me pyaar vyaar tere Sheher me hota hoga yaha nahi..
Chal nikal.

Nimish usko ek thappad maarte huye - Samjha apne baapu k samane pakda gaya to kahani bana raha hai.

Nimish - Haan Sajjan ji.. Mai Hoon gay pasand hai ladke mujhe jaise aapka ladka pasand aa gaya. Isme kuch galat nahi hai. Lekin shayad mujhse galati ho gayi jo is body wale fattu ko chuna jisne ek pal me saath chhod diya...Huuuh.

Durjan Singh gusse me - Tu wahi sheher se aaya parivaar ka lagta hai teri gandi parvarish hi bata rahi hai ... Lekin ye gaav sareefo ka hai yaha tere shehri chochale nahi chalenge... Samjha.
Nikal yaha se or mere chhore se door rehna...

Nimish  ruasa hokar - Jaa raha hoon apke darpok ladke se koi rishta rakhna bhi nahi hai jo apne jeevan k faisale khud nahi le sakta..

Nimish jaabe lagata hai.. Jaate jaate wo ruk kar Sajjan ko bhi chaar baat suna jata hai.
Nimish - agar gaav k ladko k saath andhere me sone ka dam rakhte ho to use ujaale me mannne ki bhi himmat rakh...

Uski ye baat sun Sajjan apni najre nichi kar leta hai lekin samaj ka darr shayad uske liye jyada bada tha. Nimish apni galti oe pachhtata hua waha se chala jata hai.

Durjan khud se -  jaise ek machhli pure talab ko ganda kar deti hai..mYe ladka Roberts Gunj ko ganda kar dega.. Ise Or iske parivaar ko gaav se bahar nikalna padega..... Mai kal hi Sarpanch se keh kar gaav me panchayat bithata hoon isme bhi mera fayeda hai sach jaane k baad Sarpanch apni ladki ka rishta iske parivaar se tod dega... Or fir mai apne bete ki shaadi usse kara kar gaav ka Sarpanch ban jaaunga...
Hmmmm

Durjan singh k dimaag me nayi Khurapaat ne janam le liya tha.

To be continue.....

Episode 10

To Roberts Gunj k chaburmtare pe panchayat baith chuki thi lekin kamaal ko baat ye thi k kisi ko nahi pata k aakhir maamla kya hai. Isliye sab Durjan Singh k aane ka intejaar karte hai.
Gaav k ek log - Sarpanch ji... Aakhir itni jaldbaazi me aapne panchayat kyu baithayi hai.
Sarpanch - Ye maamla to mujhe bhi nahi maalum Durjan Singh ko aane do sab pata chal jayega.

Tabhi ek garajati awaaj aati hai.
Durjan Singh - Hum aa gaye?
Sab Durjan Singh Or uske bete Sajjan Singh ko taraf dekhne lagte hai jo besharmo ki tarha aa raha tha.

Dusri taraf.... Bada ghar..

Nimish ghar se bahar jaane ko taiyaar tha. Tabhi Pulkit use rokta hai.
Pulkit - kaha jaa rahe ho... Is time?
Nimish - Kuch adhura kaam pura karne.
Or paheliyon ko bhuja k nikal jata hai. Pulkit ko kuch samjh me nahi aata isliye wo bhi uske pichhe pichhe chal deta hai.

Panchayat chabutare pe...

Sarpanch - aakhir baat kya hai Durjan Singh?
Durjan Singh sabko behlate huye - Ye aap puchh rahe hai Sarpanch ji... Aapke  karan is gaav ki sanskriti khatre me aa gayi hai.
Sarpanch ko kuch samjh nahi aata - Mere karan?
Durjan Singh - Haan... Aapne hi un sheheri ladko ko gaav me rehne ki ijajat di thi to unhe gaav me rehne k kayede bhi sikha dete... Nahi to aaj ye din na dekhna padta..
Sarpanch - Baatein na ghumao Durjan Singh.. Saaf saaf bolo hua kya? Kya kiya un ladko ne?
Durjan Singh - Kaise bolu mai.. Mujhe to wo baat kehte huye bhi sharam aa rahi hai.

Tabhi Nimish ki awaaj aati hai..
Nimish - Mai batata hoon Sarpanch ji.
Nimish pure rubaab k saath chabutre pe aata hai. Use dekh Durjan Singh aag babula ho jaate hai jabki Sajjan Pita k darr se sharm se najre jhuka leta hai.

Nimish chilla kar - Gaao walo... Mai pyaar karne ka gunaah kiya hai... Gunaah kya Durjan ji k lafzo me bolu to dussahas kiya hai.
Sab log chonk jaate hai.
Sarpanch - Nimish... Pyaar... Magar kisse?
Nimish Sajjan ki taraf dekhte huye - Kyu bata doon sabko...
Sajjan najre jhuka leta hai.
Bheed me khada Shikshit ek taraf Nimish ko to dusri taraf Sajjan ko dekh raha tha kyuki wo un dono k baare me sab jaanta tha.
Shikshit mann me- ab ye sheher ka ladka kya kamaal karne wala hai.. Maine to kisi se kuch nahi bola...

Tabhi Pulkit bhi waha prakat ho jata hai. Or sara manjra samjhne Koshish karta hai.
Nimish - maine pyaar kiya hai Sajjan Singh se...
Sab uski baat sun dang rehte jaate hai.. Kuch log apas me husi thitholi karne lagte hai or kuch log Nimish ko ghinn bhari najro se dekhne lagte hai.
Sarpanch gusse me - ye sab kya keh rahe ho tum. Pyaar wo bhi ladke se...

Durjan Singh - dekha gaao walo is namuraad ki besharmi dekhi kaise khullam khulla apne Samlingi hone ka ailana kar mere bete ko badnaam kar raha hai..

Nimish - agar aap ek ungli meri taraf uthayenge to teen ungli aapke upar bhi uthegi ye aapko soch lena chahiye tha..
Haan mai to Sajjan ek dusre se pyaar karte hai.. Humne khud k jism bhi ek dusre ko saup diya hai lekin is Durjan Singh ko ye baat manjoor nahi.

Sarpanch hairaan hokar - Sajjan ye ladka kya bol raha hai?
Sajjan apne pita k darr se dara hua tha..
Sajjan - Ji ye ladka jhuth bol raha hai... Kal raat ye khud mere ghar me ghus aaaa oorr mere saath gandi harkat karne laga tabhi baapu ne sab dekh liya.

Shikshit mann me - Ye pehelwaan to kasam se saanp ki aulaad nikla kya farrate se jhuth bol raha hai...mai iski aisi taisi kar deta lekin mujhe is pachhde me padna hi nahi hai...

Sajjan ki bewafai Nimish seh gaya lekin uski bejjati Pulkit na seh pata..
Pulkit - Jhuth hai ye.
Wo chabutre pe aata hai.
Pulkit Nimish ka saath dete huye - Mera brother gay hai use ladake pasand hai ye baat mujhe pata hai lekin wo kisi ke saath jabardasti kuch nahi kar sakta. Wo nidar hai wo khud ko swikarne wala hai use is tarha ki nichi harkat karne ki jarurat nahi hai.

Durjan Singh - Dekha Sarpanch ji... Kaise besharmo ki tarha ye ladke sab jaan kar is gaav ko apni bimari se ganda kar rahe Or inke saath apni beti ka rishta jod rahe hai wo bhi mere bete se rishta todkar.

Sarpanch apna sar jhuka lete hain jaise unse galti ho gayi.

Durjan Singh - Maine is panchayat ko isikii bulaya hai k in shehri ladko ko Roberts gunj se bahar kiya jaaye jisse ye apni gandgi se gavaahi ki sanskrti ko bhag na kar sake.

Nimish atal swar me - Maine koi sanskriti bhag nahi ki hai mai ek human  ek manav hoon... Or mujhe pyaar karne ka pura haq hai ab wo chahe ek mard se ho ya aurat se isme meri marji hogi na k kisi or ki... Or Gay hona koi gandagi nahi balki ishwar ka ashirwaad hai... Kyuki sabhi log ek samaan hai.

Gaav k log uski baatein isliye nahi samajh paas rahe the kyuki wo samlangikta k baare me kuch nahi jaante the.

Durjan Singh - Dekha gaao walo kaise ye ladka apni Sheher ki kitaabi bhashan se hum logo ka mann badalna chahta hai. Kal ye log humare baccho pe bhi galat asar dalenge....... Ab kya dekh rahe hai Sarpanch ji.... Inhe yaha se bahar nikaliye abhi k abhi..

Saare gaav wale bhi Durjan Singh ka samarthan karte hai or naare lagate hai k bahar nikalo inhe.

Pulkit or Nimish bheed k aage bebas najar aa rahe the wo unhe Gay k bare me samjha paane me nakaamyab the.

Sarpanch ab khade hokar kehna shuru karte  hai - Ye panchayat gaav k sabhi logo ki baat la samarthan karti hai or Nimish k parivaar ko gaav se jaane ka Adesh deti hai... Saath hi mai Saloni ko shaadi inke parivaar se tod kar Sajjan Singh se karaunga. Kyuki mai aise ghar me apni beti ka rishta nahi jodunga jo prakriti k niyam ko hi nahi samjhte..

Saloni ko shadi Sajjan  Singh se hone ki baat jaan kar Pulkit ko bahut bada jhatka lagta hai.. Nimish bhi dang rehte jata hai k uske karan uske bhai ki khushi daav pe lag gayi.
Pulkit - Nahi Sarpanch ji aap aisa nahi kar sakte?
Sarpanch - Gaav ka faisla hi panchayat ka faisla hota hai or panchayat ka faisla atal rehta hai.

Nimish Durjan Singh ki taraf dekhta hai jo mann hi mann khush ho raha tha k uske mann anusaar sab ho raha hai.

Nimish - Agar aisa hai to mai bhi is gaav ko chhodkar nahi jaunga... Ye gaav aapka hoga lekin Bada Ghar k maalik mere pita k PA ka hai.. Or jab tak wo mujhe yaha se jaane ko nahi kehte tab tak koi mai ka laal mujhe yaha se ya mere parivaar ko nahi nikaal sakta... Agar koi jabardasti bhi karega to bhi mera kuch nahi bigaad sakta...377 nahi raha k koi gay relation banane ki saja de..
Sarpanch ko uski baat bhi sahi lagi kyuki makan maalik hi unhe Bada Ghar se nikal sakne ka adhikari hai.

Usne apna bhi faisla suna diya tha.. Or wo udaas Pulkit ka haath pakad kar panchayat se jaane lagta hai... Lekin agale hi pal ruk kar palat kar bolta hai.

Nimish - Sajjan tumne mere saath jo vishvas ghar kiya mai use bhool bhi jaunga lekin tumhare pita ne mere bhai ki khushi chhini hai or uska badla mai le kar rahungi.... Durjan Singh... Mai vada karta hoon ke mere Gay ya samlangik hone par tumne mera apmaan kiya hai na mai is gaav ki hawa aise badalunga k utne hi sammaan k saath gaav ka har ek insaan mujhe gale lagayega... Dekha lena..

Wo chala jata hai.

Bhari sabha ne Nimish ne chunoti de daali thi. Sajjan Singh abhi bhi besharmo ka putla bana khada tha.
Lekin ek Shikshit hi tha jo jaanta tha k Nimish galat nahi hai lekin wo bhi gaav ki bheed ka hissa ban kar reh gaya kyuki rehna to use gaav me hi hai.

Sarpanch ka ghar...

Sarpanch aakar Saloni ko panchayat me huyi saari mahabharat ka aankho dekha haal sunate hai. Sab jaan kar Wo bilkul filmy style me apni chudiyaan todne lagne lagti hai.
Saloni - nahi... Nahi... Mere Nimish ji aise nahi ho sakte.. Wo ladko k saath chhiiii....wo chakke kaise ho sakte hai...
Sarpanch - Sambhalo apne aap ko.. Wo tumhara kuch nahi tha isliye aisi pagali wali harqat karna band karo ab tumhara rishta Sajjan k saath tay hai...

Itna keh Sarpant ji chale jaate hai. Lekin Pagal Saloni k dimag me kuch to tha.
Saloni mann me - Mai bhi haar nahi manungi... Mai Nimish ji ka mann badal kar rahungi... Aisi Menka ban k unhe Rijhaungi k wo sab kuch bhool kar mere talve chatne lagegee.

Udhar Nimish Pulkit ko udaas nahi dekh paa raha tha.
Nimish guilty feel kar raha tha - Mujhe maaf kar do bro... Tumne mere gay hone ki baat jannne k baad humesha mera saath diya or aaj meri sacchai hi tumhare khushiyo k aade aa gayi.

Pulkit mann ko behla kar - koi baat nahi mai tumhari insult hote huye kaise dekh sakta tha. Wo ladki ko to chaar din se jaanta hoon tumhe 25 saal se... Or waise bhi pehli najar ka pyaar tha dheere dheere bhool jaunga or kon sa hume is gaav me humesha k liye rehna hai ek baar income tex wale case band
Kar dein... Dad wapas India aa jaaye uske baad yaha se door chale jayenge.

Itna keh kar wo udaas mann k saath aage badh jata hai lekin Nimish khade khade mann mann me khud ko uska gunehgaar maanta hai saath saath Sajjan k dhokhe ko bhi yaad karta hai.

Pulkit gam me

"Hotho pe aayi,
Teri baat;
O duhaayi,
Lambi Judaai"

Saloni rote huye.

"Chaar dino ka,
Pyaar ho rabba;
Badi lambi judaai,
Lambi judaai"

Nimish udaas hokar

"Bichhade panchhi,
Pardesh Ude jaaye,
Haaye duhaai;
Lambi Judaai"

To be continue...

Episode 11

Nimish kheto k beech udaas baitha tha. Uski udaasi ki khamoshi paas me chal rahe pawan chakki ki awaaj tod rahi thi.
Nimish khud se - Aaj tak maine itne logo k saath relation banaya lekin kisi ne meri itni insult nahi ki jitni us pehelwan ne ki hai. Mere identity pe uski wajah se question mark lag gaya hai. Ab to mai in gaanv walo ko dikha k rahunga k ek gay kya hota hai...

Tabhi pichhe se awaaj aati hai.
Shikshit - Kuch nahi kar paaoge tum..

Nimish pichhe muda - kya matalab hai tumhara?
Shikshit uske bagal me aa kar baith jata hai.
Shikshit - Tum kuch nahi kar paaoge ye gaav k log hai inki purani soch utni hi purani hai jitna k ye gaanv... Yaha ladka ladki k rishte ko to saath me chalne ki manjoori milti nahi hai or tum chahte ho k ye tumhari bimari ko samjhenge... Hehehehe.

Nimish ko laga wo uska majak bana raha hai.
Nimish gusse me - Pehli baar to ye koi bimari nahi hai or dusri baat tumse kisi ne puchha... Or tum to ek teacher ho na tumhe to inhe sahi or galat k baare me jaagruk karna chahiye ulta tum meri samlangikta ko bimari keh rahe ho.. Chii..

Shikshit huste huye - Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tum Sajjan Singh ka gussa mujh pe kyu nikal rahe ho... Waise bhi tum dono to ek dusre se pyaar bhi nahi karte the... Fir itni chhidh kyu ho rahi tumhe... Bhool jaao sab.
Nimish ko uski is baat se or gussa aa gaya tha.
Nimish khade ho kar - What do you mean... Mujhe usse pyaar nahi.
Shikshit samjhate huye - Ufff.... Tumne pyaar ko majak samajh rakha hai... Do baar milna or teesari baar uske saath so jana pyaari nahi hota ye sirf ek Akarshan hai jo tumhe us pehelwan ko dekh kar hua... Or use bhi tumse koi pyaar nahi tha wo bhi tumse maje lena chahta tha.

Shikshit ne kahi na kahi sacchai bol di thi. Isliye uska muhh utar sa gaya tha.
Nimish - Tunhe bada pata hai pyaar k baare me.. Kyu?
Shikshit - nahi mujhe pyaar k baare me kuch nahi pata kyuki aaj tak mujhe pyaar nahi hua lekin itna samajh raha hoon k tumhara ye gussa Sajjan Singh k dhoka dene pe nahi aa raha balki isliye aa raha hai kyuki usne sabke saamne tumhe rejected kar tumhare self respect ki dhajjiya uda di hai.
Nimish chilla kar - kya bakwas kar rahe ho tum... Mujhe nahi sunna Tumhara ye pravachan. .

Nimish jaane lagta hai. Lekin Shikshit apni baat usko jaate jaate suna deta hai.
Shikshit - pyaar ek pavitra rishta hai.. Sirf jismo k milan ko pyaar nahi kehte chahe wo ek ladka or ladki me ho ya do ladko me... Yaad raakhiyo... Heheheh

Nimish uski suni huyi baat ko ansuna keh kar chala jata hai.
Shikshit apne aap se - iska kuch nahi ho sakta.. Na jaane ab or kya bawal katega ye ladka Robertsgunj me...

Bada Ghar....

Nimish ghar aata hai jaha Shushila uska intejaar kar rahi thi.
Shushila - Nimish Tu subha se kaha hai... Or Pulkit ko kya hua jab se aaya hai khud ko room me lock kar k rakha hai o my God... What's happening?

Nimish - Nothing maa... I told you later...
Wo Pulkit ko sambhalne andar jata hai.
Jaha wo dahade maar maar kar ro raha tha.
Pulkit rote huye - Saloni... Saloni.... Ahwwaa ahwaaa.  Meri Saloni... Ahwaaa..
Nimish - Pulkit chup karo agar maa ne sun liya to problem ho jayegi.
Pulkit - Sun lene do is zameen is Aasmaan ko, in nadiyo in pahadiyo ko sabko sun lene do mere dil ka haal...

Nimish matha peet kar - O God... Please pulkit shaant ho jaao... Mai kal Sarpanch ji ko akele me sab samjhane ki koshish karunga abhi shant ho jaao.
Shushila - Kya hua... You hiding me something...
Nimish - uff inki english... No no mom... Nothing happened.. Wo Pulkit ki aankho me kachra  chala gaya tha..
Shushila chonk kar - Kachra what is Kachra..

Nimish fir se apna sar pakad leta hai...
- Is gaav me koi normal nahi hai.

Next day...

Nimish subha subha hi Sarpanch k ghar dhawa bol deta hai.
Sarpanch - Rok lo apne paav ladke... Yaha kya lene aaye ho... Tum jabardasti us Bade Ghar me rehte sakte ho lekin mere ghar me ghush nahi sakte.
Nimish - mai aapse shanti se baat karne aaya hoon... Ek baar meri baat ko samjhne ki koshish kariye
Sarpanch - Kuch nahi samjhna mujhe tumhari wajah se meri beti ki pure gaanv me husi ho rahi hai k uska vivaah ek chhakke se hone jaa raha tha.
Nimish chonk kar - Chhakka kon chhakka?
Sarpanch - Tu ladke Or kon... Acchha hua Maine Saloni ka haath tere haath me nahi diya.
Nimish sar khuja kar khud se - Ayiii ye meri shaadi ki baat kyu kar rahe rishta to Pulkit se tuta hai.
Nimish haath jod kar - Dekhiye Sarpanch ji... Mai gay hoon lekin isme Pulkit ka koi dosh nahi... Mera bhai aapki beti ko bahut pasand karta hai.
Sarpanch chonk kar - Kya???... Tera bhai...
Nimish - Haan aap usi ka rishta to karane aaye the na?
Sarpanch - Nahi ladke... Saloni tujhe pasand karti hai or tere se rishta tay karne mai teri maa k paas gaya tha.

Nimish ko saari galat femi saaf hote dikhayi de rahi thi.
Nimish - Matlab Ab samjha mai. Pulkit Saloni ko pasand karta hai or Saloni mujhe
Sarpanch - Ab khud samjhne ki jarurata nahi hai Saloni ka rishta na tere bhai se karna hai na tujhse.... Uska rishta Sajjan Singh k saath bhari panchayat ailaan ho chuka hai. Ab tum apni gandgi lekar mere ghar se niklo.

Sarpanch use dhudkaar kar bahar nikal dete hai.
Nimish mann me - Is buddhe ki budhhi brasht ho chuki hai mujhe Saloni se baat kar use samjhana hoga k mera bhai use pasand karta hai mai nahi...

Tabhi wo jeb se ek kagaj ka tukda nikal kar kuch likh kar Saloni k kamre ki khidki pe fenkta hai.

Saloni - Ye patthar kon Kamina fenk raha hau oye... Kiski shaamat aayi hai...
Wo dekhti hai k us patthar me ek chhitthi lipati thi... Jisme lika tha... Saloni  tumhare baap ne mujhe tumse milne nahi diya isliye tumse jaruri baat karne k liye aaj shaam 5 baje tumhe purane mandir k pichhe bula raha hoon please aana jarur.  Nimish...

Nimish ka naam padh wo mayuri ban khush ho kar naachne lagti hai.
Nimish - Haaye... Mere Nimish ne mujhe bulaya hai.. Mai jaanti thi mera Nimish mujhse pyaar karta hai.. Mai aaungi Nimish tumhari Saloni tumhare paas aa rahi hai

"Mere khwabo me jo aaye,
Aake k mujhe chitthi maar jaaye,
Usse kaho kabhi milne to aaye,
Mere khwabo me jo aaye."

Haye mai mar java... Hihihi.

Sarpanch k ghar se sidha Nimish Primary school aa dhamakta hai...
Jaha Shikshit use dekh thoda sehem jata hai.
Nimish - Shikshit mujhe tumse baat karni hai.
Shikshit ignore kar jaane lagta hai - Abhi nahi mujhe class leni hai..
Nimish - Nahi mujhe abhi baat karni hai..
Wo uske pichhe pichhe class tak aa jata hai. Class k bacche shor machane lagte hai.
Shiksha chilla kar - Kya hai kyu kar rahe mera pichha ..
Nimish - To mai kya karu... Tum meri baat sun hi nahi rahe..
Shikshit -  Dekho kisi ne tumhe mere saath dekh liya na to mujhe bhi tumhari tarha samjhenge.
Nimish - Meri tarha.. Tum meri tarha to ho...
Shikshit - Kya matlab?
Nimish - Tum meri tarha to ho ek insaan... Hum gay bhi ek human being hote hai bas itni si baat in gaanv walo ko samjhani hai. Jisme tum mera saath doge Kyuki tum ek padhe likhe ladke ho.
Shikshit - Tum pagal ho gaye ho... Paani pe lakeer kheechne ki baat kar rahe ho  . Mai kuch nahi karunga.

Tabhi ek student uth kar - Sir.. Agar ye ladka itna keh raha hai to ek baar iski baat sun to lijiye.
Nimish bacche ke gaal kheench kar - Thankyou beta... Apne sir ko samjhane k liye...
Nimish Shikshit se - Dekha tumhari class k bacche meri takleef samajh rahe lekin tum nahi... Huuh. Kal tumne jo kaha tha sach kaha tha uske baare me maine bahut socha fir samajh aaya k mera or Sajjan ka rishta surf jismani tha.. Lekin meri rooh ka astitv to pavitra hai.. Yehi ek sach hai k mai gay hoon.. Ise in gaanv walo ko samjhna hoga nahi to kal ko  isi gaav ka koi or ladka Sajjan ban kisi ki zindagi khel jayega.

Shikshit apne haath jodkar - dekho mujhe in maamlo se door rakho kal ko tum is gaanv se chale jaaoge mujhe isj gaanv me rehna hai.

Nimish bhi haar maanne wala nahi tha.
Nimish - Theek hai.. Tum meri madad nahi karoge na.. Koi baat nahi... Fir mai akela sab theek karne ki koshish karta rahunga... Agar tumhara mann badle to shaam ko purane mandir k pichhe aa jana..Kyuki ab ye baat meri self respect ki hai.

Wo apna dialogue maar kar chala jata hai.
Shikshit mann me - Uff.. Ye ladka na jaane is gaanv me or kitne bawal karayega...

To be continue...

Episode 12

Nimish ka koi saath dene wala nahi tha isliye wo khud ka bojh khud uthaye purane mandir ki taraf badha chala jaa raha tha.

Primary School...

Shikshit baccho ko padhane me lag jata hai. Tabhi uska ek vidhyarthi sswal karta hai.
Baccha - Sir ji... Aap to humesha to kehte hai hume dusro ki madad karni chahiye..
Shikshit - Haan... Bikul karni chahiye.
Baccha - To aapne us sheheri ladke ki madad kyu nahi?
Uske sawal se Shikshit stabdh ho jata hai.
Shikshit baat ko palate huye - Tum... Tum padhai me dhyaan do.. Idhar udhar ki baato me nahi.

Wo blackboard par kuch likhne lagta hai. Lekin mann me khayal Nimish ka hi tha.

Purana Mandir...

Nimish akela khada Saloni k aane ka intejaar kar raha tha. Wo use sach bata k saari galatfemi ka ambaar tod dena chahta tha. Tabhi Saloni bhi aa jati hai.
Wo bhaag k uske alingan se lag jaati hai.
Saloni - Oh... Nimish... Mere Nimish mujhe pata tha gaav wale sab aapke khilaaf ulti sidhi baatein bana rahe hai aap to mujshe hi pyaay karte hai.
Nimish use alag karta hua - Heheheh... Dekho Saloni mujhe tumse kuch jaruri baat karni hai isliye tumhe yaha bulaya hai.
Saloni uski baaju pakadkar - Mai jaanti hoon aapne mujhe yaha kyu bulaya hai. Chaliye yaha se bhaag chalte hai itni door k koi hume juda karne k liye humare pichha tak na kar paaye.
Nimish mann me - Ye ladki humesha sapno k ghode pe sawar kyu rehti hai... Nimish cool down araam se baat kar.

Nimish araam se - Dekho Saloni tum jaisa soch rahi waisa kuch nahi hai...
Saloni chonk kar - Matlab?
Nimish - Jo gaav wale mere baare me baat kar rahe hai wo sach hai... Mai ek gay mera matlab Samlingi hoon. Or mujhe ladkiyaan nahi ladke pasand hai.
Nimish k mukh se Sachhai sun Saloni k hosh udd jaate hai.
Saloni kaan band kar - Hey maa.. Mata ji... Keh dijiye ye sab jhoot hoon... Haaye mai kut gayi barbaad ho gayi.
Nimish use sambhaal kar - Hosh me aao Saloni or ye melo drama band kar meri baat suno... Tumhe mai nahi mera bhai Pulkit pasand karta hai or us din Sarpnach ji se Pulkit k rishte ki baat huyi thi.
Saloni - Keh dijiye ye sab jhooth hai aap majak kar rahe hai...na
Nimish - nahi... Tumhe tumhare pita ne jo bhi kaha sab sach hai... Mai ek gay hoon or mera rishta Sajjan Singh k saath tha ye bhi sach hai..
Saloni rote huye - Door hat jaao mere se... Itna bada dhokha.
Nimish - Dhokha nahi... Galatfemi isliye use door karne k lute tumhe yaha bulaya tha.. Please meri help karo or Mere bhai ko apna lo.. Wo bahut accha hai tumhe bahut pasand karta hai.

Jhalli Saloniab kisi ki sunne wali nahi thi.
Saloni - Waah re shehri babu... Mai gaav ki ladki hoon itni asaani se haar nahi maanti  mai to tumhari hok rahungi bas...
Nimish matha pitte huye - Uff is pagal ko kaise samjhau..

Tabhi uski najar door aate huye Shikshit pe padti hai jo apne me magan Purane mandir ki taraf aa raha tha.
Shikshit apne me budbudate huye - Mai ye kya kar raha hoon mai kyu aaya yaha us Nimish ki baato me aakar.... Chalo ab aa gaya to dekha jayega.
Wo badbadata hua Mandir tak aa gaya tha...
Tabhi Nimish k dimag ki ghati baji Or uske khurapaati dimaag me kuch aaya..wo Shikshit ki taraf bhaga Or use gale se laga liya. Uske aisa karne par Shikshit or Saloni bahut hairaan the.

Nimish - Mai jaanta tha tum meri madad karne jarur aaoge or dekho sahi time pe mata rani ne tumhe yaha bheja hai.. Mere naath Mere priytam aao or bata do is kanya ko tumne me saath jeene marne ka vachan liya hai.
Uski acting dekh Shikshit Shocked tha.

Shikshit - Ye kya bakwas kar rahe ho?
Wo apne pair usme pair pe de maarta hai.
Nimish huste huye dheere se - Ab meri madad karne aa gaye ho to chup chaap jaisa mai kehta hoon waisa karo.
Hahahah.... Saloni puchho puchho inse k hum dono ne saath jeene marne kasme khaayi hai k nahi.
Saloni - Oye... Teacher kya ye sach hai.?
Shikshit ko kuch ata pata to tha nahi isliye wo bina jaane haan me sari hila deta hai...
Saloni - Hey bhagwaan... Ye sab kya kar ho gaya.. Maine jisse pyaar kiya wo to purush hi nahi nikla... Chhiii... Mai jaa  rahi hoon... Or ab jaisa baapu Khenhege waisa hi karungi.
Wo rote huye jaabe lagti hai.
Nimish pichhe se - Lekin Saloni Pulkit ka Ehsaas...
Wo apni baat kehta tabhi wo use beech me rok  deti hai - Bhaad me gaya Pulkit ka Ehsaas...
Or wo chali jaati hai.

Ab Shikshit k gusse ki bijali Nimish pe girne wali thi.
Shikshit - Oye Sheheri Chhore ye sab kya hai.... Tu kabhi koi kaam theek se karta hai ya nahi.
Nimish - Hey bhagwaan meri kismat hi kharab hai ab Pulkit ka kya hoga.
Shikshit gusse me - Pulkit ko chhod ye soch mera kya hoga... Wo pagal ladki pure gaav me dhindora peet degi  or sabko legega k tere mere beech me bhi kuch chal raha hai sab mujhe apni bensho sang baandh denge... Mujhe teri baat me aana hi nahi chahiye tha.. Jaane kis ghadi me tujhpe taras aa gaya or yaha chala aaya

Nimish shaanti se - Dekhiye  Shikshit ji... Ab meri baat shant dimaag se  suniye... Jo mujhe sahi laga maine wahi kiya agar Saloni se aisa na khe ta to wo kabhi manne ko taiyar na hoti k mai ladko me dilchaspi rakhta hoon... Or na wo mere bhai k dil ka haal samjhti ye maine jo bhi kiya apne bhai k liye jo mujhe humesha support karta hai. Kya use har khushi dene ka mujhe haq nahi

Shikshit - Lekin tune meri zindagi kyu barbaad kar di... Ab sabko yehi lagega mai bhi teri tarha... Mere student kya sochenge wo mere baare me....
Nimish - Sorry Shikshit ji.. Bas kuch din ye natak chalne dijiye... Use baad mai sab kuch sahi kar dunga

Shikshit apne haath jod kar - ab kuch karne ki jarurat nahi.. Pehle hi bahut raita faila diya hai tumne Roberts Gunj me..

Wo use akela chhod jaane lagta hai.
Lekin agle hi pal uske kadam ruk jaate hai.
Shikshit mann me- Ye kya kar raha hai Shikshit.... Tu yaha apni marji se iski madad karne aaya tha or ab khud hi bhaag raha hai. Iska tarika bhale hi galat ho Ye ladka galat  nahi hai..

Wo wapas aa jata hai.
Shikshit - Bol kaise madad karu teri.
Nimish khushi se use ga ke laga leta hai.
Shikshit use hatate huye - dekh ye pita lipati mere saath nahi chalegi...
Nimish Shikshit ka saaf dil dekh bahut khush hota hai

Pehelwani Akhada...

Sajjan Singh apna chehra aaine me khud ko hi nahi dikha paas raha tha. Uske bhale gaav k ladko k saath kitna hi hook up kiya ho lekin Nimish k saath usne jo kiya uske liye wo dara hua bhi tha sharminda bhi.
Durjan Singh - K hoya mere laal ko... Dekh tu fikar na kar... Us chhakke ko accha sabak sikhaunga ek baar Sarpanch ko londiya se tera viyaah ho jaaye fir mai Sarpanch ban kar us chakke ko uske parivartan sahit bahar na nikala to mai bhi pehlewan nahi mere bete ko badnaam karne chala tha... Huuhh.
Durjan ka Nimish ko aise kosna accha nahi lag raha tha lekin uske bapu ka darr uske ehsaas se kaafi bada tha.
Wo fir se dohari zindagi jeene k liye majboor tha or is baar kisi ladki k saath..

Sarpanch ka ghar..

Saloni ghar aati hai
Sarpanch - Kaha se aa rahi hai tu saloni..?
Humesha khilkhilaane wali Saloni aaj shant thi
Saloni - Shaadi ki taiyaari shuru kariye pita ji. Mai Sajjan se shadi k liye taiyaar hoon.
Itna keh wo andar chali jaati hai.

DM Office...

DM Satendra Chauhan apne kaam mashgool the... Tabhi unko ek khyaal aata hai.
Satendra PA se - PA ji.. Roberts Gunj se Srapanch ji ne panchaayat ki shikayton ki suchi bheji?
PA - Abhi tak to nahi sir...
Satendra - Strange... Roberts Gunj me panchayat ka kaam theek se to ho raha hai na.
PA - Sir ye to waha jaa kar pata karna hoga..
Satendra - Theek hai PA ji aap jaaiye Or waha ki report mujhe dijiye..

Agle din PA bhagte huye DM Office aate hai.
Satendra - Kya hua PA ji aap itna haat kyu rahe hai?
PA  ji - Kya batau sir... Roberts Gunj k jo chal raha hai uski to khabar hi nahi hume...
Satendra - baat kya PA ji aap saaf saaf kahiye... Waha sab kushal to hai na
PA ji kehte huye chup ho jaate hai.
Satendra - ab aap batayenge PA ji... Aisi kon sir baat hai jo aap bata nahi paa rahe.
PA - Kaise kahu sir... Aapke saamne wo baat muh se nikalte huye bhi sharam aa rahi hai.... Pata chala hai gaav k logo ne ek ladke k khilaaf panchayat bithayi thi k wo gaav k ladko ko bigaad raha hai?
Satendra - Hum kuch samjhe nahi...
PA dheere se - Sir wo ladka wo hai?
Satendara - kya hai?
PA aankh maar kar - Wo?
Satendra - Kya ?
PA ankh maar kar - wo?
Satendra ab gusse me aa chuke the - Kya baat hai PA ji.....?
PA jaldi se - wo ladka Gay hai or gaav k mahaul ko bigaad raha hai..

Ye baat jaan kar Satendra kursi chhod uth khade ho jaate hai...

To be continue....

Episode 13

Satendra apni kursi se khade hote huye.
Satendra - kya bakwas kar rahe aap PA ji.
PA - Sir maine aapko wahi bataya jo gaav wale baat kar rahe hai... Agar aapko mujhpe bharosa na ho to Sarpanch ji se puchh sakte hai.
Satendra - Jarur puchhenge . hum aaj hi unse milne jayenge.

Sarpanch ka ghar...

Sarpanch haath jod kar DM sahab ka swagat karte hai.
Sarpanch - Aaiye aaiye DM sahab... Achanak kaise aana hua?
Satendra - Pata to aapko bhi k hum kyu aaye hai...
Sarpanch ko kuch samajh nahi aata.
Satendra - is gaav me jo kuch ho raha hai hume jo pata chala kya wo sach sach.
Sarpanch sochte huye - Kya pata chala aapko?
PA - Aap ke gaav k logo ki kanafusi suni maine... Aapki panchayat me ek ladke ki sunwayi huyi hai jise ladke pasand hai.
Sarpanch ye baat jaan kar hairaan rehte jaate hai k ye baat ab Megistrate office tak pahuch gayi... Isse unke gaav ki bahut badnaami ho rahi hai.

Sarpanch - Kya bataye sahab... Humne to us ladke ko gaav se nikalne ka farmaan suna diya tha lekin wo ladka itna dheet hai k hume hi ulati baat suna k chup kara diya suna hai wo kanooni daav pench bhi aache se samjhta hai.

Satendra - To usko gaav se nikalne ki jarurat kya hai..wo yaha kyu nahi reh sakta.
Sarpanch - chota muhh Or badi baat sahab... Usne gaav ka mahual kharab kar k rakh diya hai. Pehelwan Durjan singh k ladke pe jhutha ilajaam lagaya hai or aap to jaante hai baccho par in sab baato ka kitna bura asar padta hai.

DM ko unki baat kuch kuch sahi lagti hai.
Satendra - Theek hai hum us ladke se khud baat karenge k wo RobertsGunj me ye sab kyu kar raha hai... Kon hai wo ladka kya naam hai uska?

Sarpanch uske kaan me dheere se - wo ladka gaav ka nahi hai Sheher se aaya or Bade Ghar me rehta hai... Nimish naam hai uska.

Nimish ka pura parichay jaan Satendra k pairo tale zameen khisak jaati hai.
Satendra mann me - Nahi aisa nahi ho sakta..
Wo bina kuch kahe ulte paav jaldi se bahar aa jaate hai. PA bhi unke pichhe pichhe bhaga chala aata hai.

Lekin bahar aate hi Wo Saloni se badal ban bijli ki tarha takra jaate hai.
Saloni wahi khadi thi or unki or apne pita ki saari baate sun chuki thi.
Saloni - Aapko mere pita ki baaton pe yakeen nahi ho raha hai.. To jaaiye... Primary School k teacher Shikshit se puchh lijiye...aaj un uska usske saath nain matakka chal raha hai.

Saloni apne mann ki bhadaas nikal deti hai. Lekin Satendra ko uski baato pe bharosa nahi isliye wo is baat ki teh tak jaane ka soch rakha tha.

Shikshit Ka Ghar..

Shikshit k ghar DM office se bulava hai. Unke PA k dwara uss turant Satendra se milne bulaya jata hai.

Shikshit mann me - Achanak DM sir ne mujhe kyu bulaaya... Akhir kya baay ho sakti hai.

DM office...

Satendra Chauhaan k office me sannata pasra hua tha. Satendra k saamne Shikshit bheegi billi bana baitha hua tha.
Shikshit jimma kar k - Kya hua sir? Aapne mujhe kyu bulaya...
Satendra - baat hi kuch aisi hai...tum to jaante ho Roberts Gunj k log mere adheen hai or unki har samasya meri samasya hai... Lekin aaj kal suna hai waha kuch hulchul chal rahi hai.. Ab tum batao ye kitna sach hai kitna nahi?

Shikshit ko unki baatein sari se upar se jaate huye lag rahi thi.
Shikshit - Aap kya kehna chahte hai sir?
PA - Sir ka matlab hai saaf hai Us Sheheri ladke Or tere beech kuch chal raha bhai kya?

Shikshit ab pasine pasine ho gaya tha..
Use samajh nahi aa raha tha k ye jhuthi khabar yaha tak pahuchi kaise or wo kya jawaab de... Agar wo sach batata hai to Nimish k saath dhokha karta hai or agar jhuth bolta hai to gay hone ka thappa uspe jo laga tha wo baat humesha k liye sach jo jayegi.

Shikshit haklaate huye - Ye baat aapko kaise pata chali?
Satendra - matlab ye baat sach hai... Tumhare chehre ki ghabrahat or maathe ka pasina pehle hi sab bata chuke hai or kuch kehne ki jarurat nahi hai.
Shikshit k muhh me jaise dahi si jam gayi thi..

Satendra - filahaal tum jaa sakte ho..
Shikshit turat uth k jaane lagta hai lekin Satendra ki awaaj usme kadam rok deti hai.
Satendra - Roberts Gunj mere liye sirf gaav nahi waha k nagrik k liye mai sab kuch hoon or mai kabhi bardaasht nahi karunga k gaav ka mahual kabhi kharab ho ya waha k logo ko kisi bhi tarha ki samasya ho. Ho sake to us ladke se door rehna.. Samjhe.

Wo apni baat khatam kar k apne kaam me lag jaate hai or Shikshit muhh latkaye office se bahar aa jata hai.

Shikshit mann hi mann Nimish ko hazaar galiyaan de chuka tha.
Shikshit badbadate huye - ye ladka khud k saath meri ijjat ko bhi le dubegaa... Meri hi mati maari gayi thi jo uske chaakar me aa gaya... Hey bhagwaan ye baat agar DM office tak pahuch gayi to gaav me bhi aag ko tarha fail gayi hogi ab mai kya karunga kaise muhh dikhaunga sabko... Ise kehte hai khaya piya kuch nahi glass toda bahar aana. Huuuh

In sab bawal se door Nimish Bade Ghar me araan farma raha tha or soch raha tha k kaise wo gaav walo ko Gays community k baare me jaagruk kare k logo ko soch badle.

Tabhi Pulkit Pillow maar kar uski soch ko chhann se tod deta hai.
Pulkit - yaha Meri love life barbaad ho rahi hai or Tu araam farma raha hai.. Jald hi Saloni us pehlewan k gale pad jayegi fir mai kya karunga... Bolo haan

Nimish use samjhate huye - Mere bhai.. Mere pyaare bhai... Tu fikar na kar Saloni sirf or sirf teri hai. Mai tum dono ko milane ki hi tarkeeb soch raha tha.
Pulkit khush hokar - Sach.
Nimish - haan or ab Tu jaa mujhe sochne dein.
Pulkit apne bhai pe apni saari tension daal khush hokar chala jata hai.
Nimish lambi saans lete huye - ufffffff... Ab mujhe Gaav ki soch badalne or Saloni or Pulkit ko milane ka Master Plan ek saath banana hoga.. Lekin kaise... Soch socha Nimish soch tera dimag kaise band ho sakta hai soch...

Tabhi ek ghanti bajti hai.
Nimish upar dekh kar - Bhagwaan mere dimag ki ghanti baji lekin idea nahi aaya.
Tabhi wo ghanti dubara bajti hai kyuki wo ghanti door bell ki thi.
Nimish mann me - is waqt kon aaya hoga?

Shusheela darwaja kholte hi khush ho jaati hai kyuki Samne Satendra Chauhaan khade the.
Shusheela - OMG... What a present surprise... Come come... Pulkit Nimish dekho DM ji aaye hai...

Nimish or Pulkit Satendra ko dekh chaunk se jaate hai..

To be continue.....