"Dil Ka Haal Behaal"

Episode 1

Dosto mai hu aapka Dost, Host, Admin, Writer Nits. Laya hu Punjaab ki mitti me basati do logo or unke parivaaro ki kahani….
To chalte hai Amritsar k ek mohalle me jaha k gurudware me subha subha ardaas ho rahi hai….
“Ek onkar satnam
kartapurakh Nirmoh nirvair
akaal murat Ajuni sabham Guru parsad jap
aad sach
jugaad sach
Hai bhi sach
nanak hose bhi sach”
Ek lagbhag 65 age ki mahila gurudware me pravesh karti hai.
Preeto - Hey Wah guru….mai aaj bhi aapse wahi chiz maangne aayi hu jo mai barso se maang rahi hu ... mere dono parivaaro pe apni meher banaye rakhna. Dono parivaaro ki khushiyon ko kisi ki najar la lage. Unki dosti aise hi peedhi dar peedhi chalati rahe. Or mai bhi unka sukh dekhu.
Ye thi Preeto Ahluwalia. Ahluwalia parivaar ki sabse bujurg sdasya.
Jo Bedi parivaar me bhi sammaan ki najro se dekhi jaati thi. Sab unhe pyaar se bebe bulate hai.
Ab chalte hai….Us mohaalle me jaha Bedi’s or Ahluwalia’s ka ghar hai.
Dono parivaar tab se ek dusre k padosi hai jab se mohalla acche se basa bhi nahi tha. Shayad isiliye dono parivaaro me asimit apnapan hai.
In Ahluwalia house….
Kripaal Ahluwalia - Aa gayi bebe gurudware se
Preeto - Haan puttar
Kripal - Kya maanga aaj
Preeto - wahi jo humesha maangti hu
Kripal - hahahah mai samjh gaya.
Preeto - Waise teri bewkoof botti kaha hai?
Kripal - Hogi apne room me kal ka chhuta serial dekh rahi hogi
Preeto - Hehehehe ….kya karu mai apni jhalli bahu ka.
Tabhi koi ek dum unki baaton k beech kood padta hai.
Avni - Mai jhalli hu kya bebe?
Preeto - nahi tu mujhe sabse pyaari hai ….sach kahu tere jaisa mujhe koi dusara mil hi nahi sakta .
Avni - Ye huyi na baat. hehheh
Preeto dheere se - Haan wo alag baat hai tere jaisa dusra mujhse jhela na jayega.
Avni - Aapne kuch kaha bebe?
Preeto - Nahi nahi...tere kaan baj rahe honge.
Avni - Haan shayad maine volume tej kar TV dekha hoga isiliye.
Waise meri maasi ki dever ki beti ki saas humesha kehti hai ki jis ghar me TV ka volume uchaa kar k suna jata hai us ghar me kabhi sannata nahi rehta. Hehehe
Kripal - Sach me kya laakh pate ki baat kahi h tumhari maasi ki aage jo bhi hai unhone….
Preeto thaahke maar k husne lagti hai.
Kripal - Waise aapka puttar kaha hai?
Avni - Nishant… Pata nahi mujhe wo subha se dikhayi nahi diya.
Tabhi ek ladki chillate huye seediyo se niche hall me aati hai.
Anshika - Maa... daddy ji …..bebe...
Preeto - oye ki hoya kyu khab paa rahi hai
Anshika - Maa Nishant nahi dikh raha.
Kripal - Kya
Anshika - ji daddy ji maine pura ghar dekh liya wo kahi nahi hai.
Ye sun kar Avni dahade maar maar k rone lagti hai
Avni - Hayo rabba mera puttar gahr chhod ke bhaag gaya Ab mai kise apna puttar kahungi.
Preeto - apne dood waale ko or kise hehehehe
Kripal - Kya Avni ...tumhe bas rone ka bahana chahiye tv actoress ki tarha. Gaya hoga kahi walk shalk pe.
Anshika - Nahi daddy ji usne mujhse kaha tha wo mujhe clg chhod k aayega ..mujhe late ho raha hai or janaab gayab hai.
Avni - Haaye mera puttar kidnap ho gaya . Ab mai kise apna puttar kahungi.
Preeto - oye chup kar over acting ki dukaan ..Kripal ! Jaa dekh Bediyo k yaha rasgulle uda raha hoga.
Wahi dusari taraf … Bedi house me
Ek aadmi gussa se sher bana hua tha.
Tej Bedi - Aaj mai Saaket k bacche ko nahi chhodunga….10 bajne ko aaye hai wo Sahab ji so rahe hai.
Simran - ji lekin Saaket ki to shaadi bhi nahi huyi fir uske bacche kaise?
Tej - Kya???
Simran - Ji mera matlab hai gussa na kariye ...raat bhar jaag k padhai ki hai bechare ne sone dijiye thodi der.
Tej - Padhai or Saakte ...uksa padhai se door door tak koi vaasta nahi hai….nahi aaj to mai use sabak sikha k hi rahunga.
Kunal (Saaket ka bada bhai) - Ji daddy ji aaj usko mat chhodna .
Simran - oye tu uska bada bhai hai ya dushman
Kunal - Dushman ka repalacement heheheheheh
Tej - chhodo mujhe Simran aaj to mai use sabak sikha k rahunga.
Simran mann me - hey waahe guru ..! Maine jhuth bol to diya lekin Jab ye Saaket ko uske room me nahi dekhenge to pata nahi kitna gussa karenge . Or agar inhe pata chal gaya k Saaket raat bhar padhai nahi balki apne dosto k saath party shaarty kar raha tha tab to bhuchaal aana pakka hai ….meri hi mat maari gayi thi jo uski baaton me aak party me jaane k liye haan kar di.
Tej kisi ki nahi sunta ko Saket ko jagane uske room me chala jata hai.
Wo jaisi hi darwaja kholta hai dekhta hai Saaket kambal oodhe so raha hai . Tab use jaa k tasalli milti hai.
Tej khud se - oye Simran theek keh rahi thi ye to so raha hai ...mai bhi na kuch jyada hi soch leta hu .
Tabhi kripal ji bhi ghar me entry lete hai.
Simran - Aree bhai shahab aap ?
Kripal - Ji wo Nishant aaya hai aapke yaha ?
Kunal - Ji nahi uncle ji wo to nahi aaya
Kripal -Nahi aaya ...pata nahi kaha chala gaya subha subha.
Tabhi Tej bhi aaj jaate hai.
Tej - Oye Simran tu to sach bol rahi thi wo to apne room me hi so raha hai.
Simran ye sun kar chonk jaati hai
Simran mann me - Aise kaise ho sakta hai room me to koi nahi tha to ye Saaket kab aaya .
Tej - Abe Kripal tu kab aaya ?
Kripal - Dekh na Tej ...Nishant subha se pata nahi kaha gayab hai .or uski maa ne ro ro k pura ghar sar pe utha diya hai...mujhe laga tere yaha hoga lekin yaha bhi nahi hai.
Tej ko sab samajh aa jata hai.
Tej - Nishant yahi hai ...chal mere saath
Wo Kripal ko le kar Saaket k room me jaata hai
Wo Saaket ko kambal k upar se hialata hai
Tej - Saaket beta uth jara ?....uth beta .
Koi jawaab nahi aata .Saaket tas se mas nahi hota.
Tej - Uth na dekhNishant nahi mil raha hai ...tujhe pata hai wo kaha hai.
Kripal - haan Tum dono acche dost ho. Ek dusare se kuch nahi chhupate. Tujhe to pata hi hoga.
Ab bhi koi jwaab nahi aata
Tej - Saaket kuch bol na
Itne me wo kambal hata deta hai .
Wo dono dekh k shoked ho jaate hai.
Saaket ki jagah par Nishant kambal odhe leta tha or Saaket ka kuch pata nahi tha.
Hall me aab ikattha the
Mahol kuch gambheer tha.
Tej - Mujhe pehle hi samjah jana chahiye tha ye tum sab ki mili bhagat hai
Simran - ji nahi mujhe nahi pata Nishant kab aa k uski jagah let gaya.
Tej - Lekin aapka puttar raat bhar padhai nahi party kar raha hai ye to aapko pata tha na ji
Kripal - Chhod na yaar bacche hai masti majak me aisi harkate kar dete hai.
Nishant - ji uncle ji mujhe maaf kar dijiye .wo Saaket ne dosti ki kasam di thi.
Tej - Nahi Nishant tumhari koi galati nahi hai Tu to apni dosti ka fraz nibha raha tha jis dosti ki kadar karna tumhe tere daddy ji sikhaya hai . Galti to us Khote de puttar ki hai .
Simaran - Ji aap hi ka puttar hai.
Sab husne lagte hai
Tej - Aane do use mai bhi dikhata hu k mai uska baap hu.
Kuch der baad Saaket khidki k raaste apne room me aata hai
Dekhta hai Nishant abhi tak kambal odhe leta hua tha.
Saaket - Oye Nishant ...Thank you yara ...sach me tuhi mera saccha dost hai ..humesha mujhe us Hitlar se bachata hai. Har tarha se meri help karta hai. I love u yara .
Itna kete huye wo Nishant k upar let jata hai
Or jab ek dum chillata hai .
Saaket - Aaaaaaaaaa…..Daddy ji aap?
Tej - Haan Nishaant nahi tera baap
Saaket - Agar aap yaha hai to Nishaant kaha hai ?
Nishant uske piche se bolta hai.
Nishant - Mai yaha hu .
Ye dekh Saaket k jor jor se husne lagta hai
Saaket huste huye - heehehhhe April fool….April fool
Tej - fool to mai tujhe banaunga wo bhi gobhi ka fool ...maar maar k.
Fir kya tha aage aage Saaket pichhe pichhe Tej …
Kuch der baad ….
Saaket - Tune aaj mujhe fasa k accha badla liya.
Nishant - Maine fasaya …. Saari galti teri hai tumjhe aise jhooth bol jana hi nhi chahiye tha. Mai hi pagal hu jo Humeaha teri baato me aakar teri tarha oot pataang harkat karne lagta hu .
Saaket - Ise hi dosti kehte hai.
Nishant - Chup kar
Saaket - Waise ek kaam kar tu mere hitlar ko god lele ..or apne sweet sweet daddy ji mujhe de de .
Nishant - Maar khayega.
Saaket - Nahiiiiii…. Abhi jo Hitlar ne mara hai usi ka dard nahi gaya.
Nishant usi baat par jor jor se husne lagta hai. Saaket bhi usko husta dekh hus deta hai .

To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 2

Pichle episode me aap mile the Ahluwalia or Bedi Family se or padhi thi dono parivaaro ki hulki fulki masti. Jaha Nishant or Saaket dosti k attut bandhan me badhe hai. Wahi dono parivaar me byhad apna pan hai.
Raat ka time tha
Nishant apne ghar ki chat pe khada tha or thandi hawa ka aanad le raha tha . Udhar se Saaket bhi apni chhat pe aa jata hai. Dono gahro ki chhat aapas me mile huye the. Saaket Nishant ko dekh apni chhat se kood k uski chhat pe chala jata hai.
Saaket - Kaisa hai yara?
Nishant - Tu yaha kya kar raha hai ...jaa apni chhat pe.
Saaket - Kyu ab mai teri chhat pe bhi nahi aa sakta.
Nishant - Aaj jo tune kiya hai uske baad mai tere jhamele me nahi padna chahta.
Saaket - Sorry yaar...pata nahi mujhse kaise ho jata hai.
Nishant - Kaam bigadne me to tu sabse aage hai.
Saaket - Fir jab mai Party k liye jaaunga to pakka jaldi aa jaaunga.
Nishant - matlab itna raita failne k baad bhi tu nahi sudhra.
Saakte maasomiyat se haan me sar hilata hai
Nishant - Kitna bada chipad hai yaar tu ...mujhe nahi karna tere sang baat.
Saaket style se - theek hai to jaa raha hu mai saamne wali kangana se baat karne ...aaj kal wo mujhe bahut line de rahi hai .
Nishant gusse me - Haan ja na… uska to kaam hai gali k ladko ko rijhana. Maa uncleo ko rijhati hai or beti uncleo k beto ko.huuh.
Tu ja mai chala sone….
Saaket uska haath pakad k rok leta hai.
Saaket - Accha ruk na mujhe tujhse kuch kehna hai.
Nishant - Jaldi bol mere paas time nahi hai.
Saaket - Kal Friendship day ka kya plan hai?
Friendship day ka naam sunkar wo khush ho jata hai.
Nishant - Kuch khaas nahi …
Saaket - Mera ek kaam karega.
Nishant - Bol jaldi
Saaket - Maine kal us Kangana k saath celebrate karne ka socha hai..tu plz use le aayega restaurant tak.
Ye sun Nishant ka muh utar jata hai.
Nishant - oye chipad mai kyu laau us chhipkali ko.
Saaket - Plz le aa na uski maa akele use nikalne nahi degi ...or agar tu uki maa ko samjhayega to wo mana nahi karegi.
Nishant - Kyu?
Saaket - dekh sab jaante hai Is pure mohalle me ek hi sabse sabhya ladka hai jo jitna padhai me ek number hai badmaasiyo me utna hi zero hai wo hai tu…..plz yaar mere liye le aa use.
Nishant - Mai nahi laa raha samjha.
Itna kehte huye wo chala jata hai.
Saaket khud se - Lagta hai mujhe hi kuch karna pdega
Next Morning….
Nishant Bedi house jaa raha tha.
Nishant - Aaj to mai hi Saaket ko sabse pehle friendship day wish karunga.
Nishant Bedi house pahuchta hai.
Nishant - Good Morning uncle ji…
Tej - O good morning beta ji.
Nishant - Uncle ji Saaket ape room me hai.
Tej - Wo khote da puttar kaha hoga gaya hoga apne bekaar dosto k saath.
Nishant ka muh utar jata hai.
Nishant - ok uncle ji ...mai chalta hu ..haapy Friendship day.
Tej - same to u beta ji.
Nishant bahar aa k - Jarur us chhipakali k saath gaya hoga.
Nishant confirm karne k liye Kangana k ghar jata hai.
Nishant - Aunty ji ...Kangna hai.
Pammi (Kangana ki maa) - Hai gi ..ki kaam hai tenu
Nishant darr jata hai …
Nishant - Kuch nahi ..kuch nhi aunty ji
Wo jaan bacha k patli gali pakad leta hai.
Nishant khud se - Kangna bhi ghar pe hai to ye chipad Saaket aaj Sunday k din gaya kaha?
Wahi dusari taraf Ahluwalia house me ..
Saaket - oye Anshika ...theek se kaam kar or jaldi jaldi haath chala.
Or uncle ji aap na ye balloon idhar lagaao.
Bebe - Mai ki kara?
Saaket - Bebe aap bas baith k dekho pura decoration acche se ho raha k nahi .
Tabhi Avni aati hai.
Avni - oy. Ki gand faila rakha hai aap sab ne
Anshika - Saaket ..Nishant ko surprice dene wala hai.
Avni rote huye - Haaye ena dono da inna pyaar dekh k meri annkha vich aansu aa gaye.
Kripal - Oye chup ho ja teri to aadat hai rone k bahane dhundne ki.
Saaket - Aap log time pass na kijiye jaldi jaldi kaam kijiye baad me aaram se ro bhi lena or lad bhi.
Bebe husne lagti hai.
Nishant mohaalle k park ki bench pe baitha soch raha tha.
Nishaat - Kahi maine Saaket ko naraj to nhi kar diya.
Idea..!
Wo chutaki baja k bolta hai. Or doud k Pammi aunty k ghar jata hai.
Nishant - Aunty ji mummy ne Kangana ko bulaya hai.
Aunty - oye kis liye?
Nishant - unhone kuch special dish banayi thi to keh rahi thi Kangana ko bhi taste karayengi or banana bhi sikhayengi .
Aakhir use bhi to shaadi k baad apne sasural walo ka dil jeetna hai.
Pummi - Haye rabba ….kitna khyaal rakhti hai Avni sabka.
Mai abhi bulati hu use.
Nishant (Mann me) - Mann to nhi kar raha us chhipkali ki shakal bhi dekhu par kya kare dosti ki hai to nibahana padega.
Idhar Nishant ko surprise dens ki saari taiyaari ho jaati hai.
Saaket or Nishant ki family full exitment me thi.
Anshika chillate huye - Nishant aa raha hai …
Sab apni apni position ke lete hai.
Anshika khud se - Magar ye Kangna Nishant k saath kya kar rahi hai.
Wo dono ghar me aa te hai to sab ek saath chhilate hai.
Sab - Happy Friendship day ….
Kangna khushi se - omg itna accha surprise. Wo bhi mere liye
Wo khushi se uchhalne lagti hai.
Uske pichhe Nishant aata hai jo shoked tha apne gahr ko dekh k.
Kangana - To ye surprise dena chahte the aap sab log Saaket k saath mil k isliye aap logo ne Nishant ko bheja tha mujhe laane k liye.
Sab confuse ho jaate hai
Nishant huste huye - Hehehehe...mai bhi surprised hu …
Saaket Nishant ko gusse ki najar se dekh raha tha.or Nishant usse najare chura raha tha.
Sara maja kirkira hongaya tha Nishant ki ek galatfemi se jo Surprise Nishant k liye Saaket ne creat kiya to wo usi ki bewkoofi k kaaran Kangana k naam parwwan chhad gaya.
Fir kya party ka center of attraction kangana bani rahi j khush thi or kisi ne use sach bata k dil dukahan sahi nahi samjha.
Lekin Nishant khush tha k Saaket ne usek liye itna sab kiya wahi Saaket k cehre pe 12 baje the kyuki Kangna uske gale jo pad gayi thi.
Hahahahaha
Jab Dosti machayegi aisa bawaal tabhi to hoga Dil ka haal behaal.

To be Continue....

Writer - Nits

Episode 3

Saaket gusse me apne ghar ko jaane lagta hai..Nishant use pichhense aake rokta hai.
Nishant - Ruko yaar m Meri baatn to suno.
Saaket - Bas dikha li apni over samartness
Nishant - Maaf kar de yaar ...tunto jaanta hai mai kitna jhallla hu. Kuch bhi nhi samjhta.
Saaket - Samjhaaunga to mai tumjhe ruk abhi.
Saaket usko maarne doudta hai. Nishant aage aage tha or Saaket pichhe pichhe … dono ekdum se thak k gir jaate hai.or ek dusare ko dekh k husne lagte hai .
Nishant huste huye - Kya dekh rahe ho?
Saaket - Kuch nhi .
Nishant - Bol na ab?
Saaket - Tum huste huye bahut pyaare lagte ho.
Nishant apni rok deta hai. Or khud me khi jata hai.
Saakte Nishant k kandhe par apna haath rakhta hai.
Saaket - Tumjhe pata hai tere jaisa dost paa k mere life ki aadhi tension to waise hi door honp gayi.
Nishant apna sar ghuma k uska haath dekhne lagta hai. Wahi Saaket upar dekhte huye apni baat puri karne me laga hua tha.
Ahluwalia house me….
Avni - Aj to sab kuch kitna changa hoya na ji.
Kripal - Ki changa hoya?
Avni - Le maine kedi gal keh di je tussi inna naraj honde paye ho. Mai te ye khe ri si… aj Saaket ne kinna vadiya surprise diya si apne Nishant nu….
Kripal - Nishant nu ya Kangana nu?
Avni - O oh ji...ek koyi gal haigi…..ab wo mui Kangana beecho aa gayi te ki hoya…
Kripal gusse me jaane lagta hai
Avni khud se - Ainna de ki hoya...mai te aj royi vi nahi .
Kripal gusse me chhat pe aa jata hai.
Tej bhi apni chhat pe tha
Tej - oye Kripal kya ho raha hai?
Kripal use ansuna kar deta hai.
Tej - Oye behere mai tere naal gal kar raha hu.
Kripal koi reaction nhi deta.
Tej - Oye ..ki hoya?
Kripal - Aaj tujhe pata tha na k kya hai?
Tej - Aaj sunday hai usme kya hua?
Kripal - Abe khote aaj frndship day tha frndship day.
Tej - Ye kya hunda hai?
Kripal - Dosti wala din ..or aaj k din tumne mujhe wish tak nahi kiya or humare baccho ko dekh kitne khushi se is din ko celebrate kiya hai।
Tej - Bas inni si gal...usme ki hoya ..
Kripal - Kuch nahi.
Tej - Dekh nkripal ...humare jamane me ye frdship day ya falana day kaha hota tha ye to aaj ko genretion ka badla roop hai warna hum to har din hi dosti wala din manate the.
Kripal - Sahi keh raha hai tu.
Tej - Or tu ayeyi muh latkaaye fir raha kudiyo ki tarha chal gale lag….
O doni gale lag jaate hai.
Niche se Nishant or Tej apne pita ki geheri doSti ko dekh k khush ho rahe the.
Nishant - Dono kitne acche laGTE hai saath me .
Saaket - Bhgwan kare inki dosti ko kisi ki najar na lage .
Nishant - Haan or humari dosti bhi inki dosti ki tarha saalo saal kayam rahe.
Saaket - Aisa hi hoga.
Next morning…
Pummi Ahluwalia house aati hai.
Pummi - Aree sab kithe gaye ...Halle koi utha vi haiga ya sab sote paye hai.
Bebe - Kyu subha subha gala faad rahi hai Pummi.
Pummi - Hehehehe bebe ...aap bhi na .
Bebe - Bol aaj tere suraj ki kiran achanak humarem ghar Kaise pad gayi.
Pummi - Bebe...chini khatam ho gayi to socha.
Bebe - Haan sochha ki aaj fir se Chini k chini k saath saath ...adha raashan bator le chalu.
Pummi - Kya bebe aap bhi….wo to aaPSE apna pan hai isliye aajaati hu warna Pummi kisi k ghar u hi nahi chali jaati।
Bebe - Wo to dikh rha hai...thand rakh abhi deti hu.
Bebe Avni ko jor se awaaj lagati hai
Bebe - Avni ...ek drum mera matlab thodisi chini le aa
Avni khud se - Bebe chini kyu maang rahin...lagta hai wo kal muhi Pummi aa gayi. Ye beti ki maa ki najar is ghar k raashan pe or is ghar k bete pe humesha jami rehti hai.huuh
Avni bahar aati hai.
Avani - Ye le Pummi chhini or kuch
Pummi hehehe nahi bas itna hi
Bebe - Or kuch chahiye to bol de muh faad k
Pummi - Kya bebe aap bhi majak accha karte ho.
Avani - Waise bebe majak nahi kar rahi.
Pummi accha aapna Nishant nahi dikh raha hai ..
Avni mann me - Aa gayi kalmuhi mudde pe
Bebe - Nishant gym gaya hai.
Pummi - Haye … itni kasrat krta hai tbhi to inna sona munda lagda hai. Aapko logo uske liye koi rishta wishta dekha k mai dekhu.
Bebe - Nishant to abhi baccha hai ...uski shaadi itni jaldi nahi hone wali
Pummi - are nahi bebe aaj kal k jawaan bacch ka koi bharosa nahi kya pata aap ladki hi dhundte reh jaao wo khud kisi ko aapke sar pe la khada kare.
Avani - huamara Nishant aisa nahi hai.
Pummi - Are aaj kal k baccho ka koi bhrosa nahi. Waise meri kangana bahut sanskari hai ...uske liye to kitne rishte aate rehte hai lekin mai hu k sab mana kar deti hu.
Bebe - Kyu
Pummi - Maine to Kangana k papa se keh diya hai ladki zindagi bhar aankho k saamne rahe to jyda accha hai ...iskiye to aas paas hi rishta talash rahi hu.
Avani - Wo to dikh hi raha hai ...chini maangte maangte.
Pummi - Kya kaha?
Avani - Maine kaha chini ko chiti lag jayegi.jaaiye bhai shahab ko chai bana k dijiye.
Pummi - Hhehehe maine bhi na aapko logo ne mujhe faaltu kingup shup me fasa diya tha.
Bebe - Humane?
Pummi - Accha chalti hu...hehehehe
Idhar kamgana chhat pe baal sukhane k bahane aake Saaket ko niharne lagti hai jo apni chhat pe exercise kar raha tha.
Kangana mann me - Haaye ..kya body hai ..mai to jab bhi tumhe dekhti hu madhosh ho jaati hu.
Nishant wapas aa raha tha or uski najar Kangana pe padti hai jo Saaoet ko ghoore ja rahi thi.
Nishant - is chhamak chhallo ka item to shubha shubha hi shuru ho gaya. Or ye Saaket bhi na chhat hi milti hai isko exercise karne k liye
Kuch to karna padega…
Nishant Bedi house jata hai.
Simran - Aree Nishant ...aa breakfast kar le
Nishant - Nahi aunty ji ...mujhe Saaket se kaam tha isliye aaya.
Simran - Jaa Saaket upar hi hai.
Wo jaldi se jata hai ..dekhta hai Saaket apne me magan exercise kar raha tha.
Nishant Chilla k - Aaaaaaaa mera pair….
Saaket plat ke dekhta hai to Nishant ko zameen me pata hai. Wo daud k uske paas jata hai.
Saaket - Oye ki hoya .
Nishant - Abe andhe dikhta nahi gir gaya hu.
Saaket - Haan magar Kaise..
Nishant - Ab uthayega ya dekhta hi rahega.
Saaket Nishant ko goad me utha k apne room tak le jata hai. Nishant pyaar se Saaket ko dekh raha tha. Or mann hi mann keh raha tha.
Nishant you are too good man.

To be continue….

Writer - Nits

Episode 4

Last episode me aapme padha Nishant Saakte ko Kangna ki buri najar se bacha k khud ko bada tees maar khaan samjh raha tha.
Lekin uske chot lagne ka natak abhi tak jaari tha. Saket use apni baaho me utha k room tak le jaa raha tha.
Nishant - Aaaaaa marr gaya…
Saket - itna bhi na chilla k gira hai mara nahi hai.
Nishant - tujhe kya pata?..teri najare to kahai or thi
Saaket - Kya kaha?
Nishant atakte huye - nahi nahi….kuch nahi
Saket room me aata or masti majak me use bed pe zor se fekta jisse uska tan badan jhula jhool jata.
Nishant vhillate huye - Haye maar dala ….
Uski cheek sun kar Simran bhaag k aati hai।
Simran - Hayo rabba ki hoya?
Saaket mand mand muskurate huye - Kuch nahi maa..bas kisi kamar ka kamra bol gaya...hahahaha
Nishant - mai tujhe chodunga nahi.
Ab kya the Nishant pichhe pichhe or Saaket aage aage.
Ghar k main darwaaje tak jaate jaate Saaket Gyaani ji se takra jata hai….
Gyaani ji - dekh k puttar….
Simran gusse me - Kya tum log ucchal bhaag kar rahe dekho Gyaani ji ko lag gayi na ajeeb rola paya hutta hai.
Gyaani ji - Nahi nahi putaar mai theek aa.
Simran - Ayiye Aayiye Gyaani ji batayiye kaise aana hua?
Gyaani ji baithe huye - ji mujhe to bedi ji bulaya tha...ladki chakkar me.
Simran - ohh accha ..mai abhi bulati hoon nede higaye hai fat kar k aa jayenge.
Ladki ka naam sun k Nishant k dimaag me fir naya Fitoor paida hota hai.
Nishant mann me - kahi ye log Saaket k liye to ladki nahi dekh rahe.
Wo Saaket ko delhta hai jo has raha tha.
Nishant mann me - inko dekho kaise battisi dikha rahe jaise abhi ghodi chadne wala hai.
Pummi k ghar me…
Pummi kitchen me kaam karne me magan thi.
“picche pichhe aanda mere laung vich haye
Pichhe pichhe aanda mere laung vich haye
Dil waliya dekh na aayive mera laung da wacha
Nigaah maar na aayive mera laung da wacha”
Kangana - off fo mummy kitna chill rahi hai aap.
Pummi - puttar ai mera fevriot gaana hega….
Kangna kuch bhi ho - mujhe make up karne me distrube ho raha hai…
Pummi - tu bani miss queen victoria kabhi choolha choka bhi kar liya kar shaafi k baad kya karegi makkhi maregi?
Kangana - of fo mummy ye sab mujhse na ho payega...mai to aisa hadsome pati dhunugi jo kitchen k kaam bhi kar le.or mujhe nayi nayi chize bana bana k khilaaye.
Pummi sar pitatte huye - fir to ho chuki teri shaadi.
Kangna muh sikhod k chali jaati hai.
Pummi mann me - waise iske layak ek ladka hai meri najar me jo bahar ka kaam bhi kare or ghar ka bhi …or sIdha sada bhi oye apna Nishant kis din kaam aayega.
Ahluwalia house..
Avni daily ki apna rone dhone wala serial dekh rahi thi or aansu ki nadiya baha rahi thi.
Preeto -oye fitte muh….jab dekho aankho ka nal chaalu rakhti hai…
Avni - kya karu bebe….mai aankho k aansu rok hi paa rahi aapko pata hai...Milan Ki Chahat me Nakul ko Ritik k gujar jaane ka sach pata chal gaya lekin in kalmuho ne tabhi episode khatam kar diya….ab na jaane kya hoga ye soch scoh meri to death huyi jaa rahi hai.
Preeto - haayo rabba...maharani yaha serial dekh rahi or waha gas ki daal jal k koyla ho gayi hai
Avni uchhlte huye - Haaye mai mart gayi.
Wo kitchen ki taraf bhaagti hai.
Tabhi hall me Nishant utare mooh k saath pair patakte huye aata hai
Preeto -oye ab tujhe ki hoya?
Nishant dheere se - kuch nahi.
Bedi house me….
Gyaani ji - To bataiye kon si ladki pasand ki aapne?
Tej - aise kaise bata de aap ye photo yahi chhod jaayiye hum aapas me baat kar k batate hai.
Gyaani ji - Canga ji...mai chalta hoon.
Gyaani ji chale jaate hai.
Simran - Ji use isme se ek ladki pasand aa to jayegi na.
Tej - Aayegi kyu nahi wo Tej bedi ka putaar ka meri tarha paarkhi najar rakhta hai.
Pummi house me…
Kangana aanine k saamne khud ko sawaar rahi thi.
“Sajna hai mujhe Saaket ji k liye
Sajna hai mujhe Saaket ji k liye
Jara uljhi late sawaar do
Jara ang sa rang nikhaar do
Sajna hai mujhe Saaket ji k liye
Sajna hai mujhe Saaket ji k liye”
Kangna khud se - Pata nahi kab Saket ji mujhe apna banayenge.
Haye kab se mai unke hone ka intejar kar rahi. Kuh bhi ho banungi to mai Mrs. Saket Bedi hi warna…..warna aisi hi makeup karti rahungi...zindagi bhar
Ahluwalia house me….
Nishant tension me apne room me idhar se udhar ghoom raha tha.
Wo khud se -Gyaani ji ladkiyon ki photo le kar aaye the….jarur wo Saket k liye rishta tay karne ka soch rahe hai...magar aise kaise ho sakta hai Saket to mera dost hai….nahi nahi mai ye sab hote nahi dekh sakta...kuch to tigdam bhidana padega….
Kal dekho kya hota hai.

To be continue….

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 5

Next day…
Bedi house me….
Tej - sun Simran..! Apne bete k liye kedi kudi vadiya rahegi?
Simran - Ji mujhe to ye laal duppatte wali bahut pasand hai ...bilkul Katrina Kaif lag rahi hai..
Tej - to der kis baat ki Gyaani ji ko bula baat aage chalate hai. Sab theek raha to ise final karte nahi to koi or ladki dekhenge.
Tabhi Saket waha aa jata hai
Saket - kya ho raha hai ye sab?
Simran - Kuch nahi hum log ladki dekh rahe hai
Saket - lekin kiske liye?
Tej muh banate huye - tere liye
Ye sun k Saket ka fuse ud jaa hai
Saket - kya mere liye?
Tej huste huye - Oye khote de puttar...shakal dekh apni bharta ho gayi hai sun k .
Simran - kya aap bhi puttar naal majak karde paye ho….nahi nahi puttar ai to tere bade praa Kunal vaaste kudi dekhde paye hai.
Saket ko chain aata hai.
Saket - to fir theek hai...mai to darr hi gaya tha. Abhi to meri khane kehle ki umar hai….
Tej - or girlfriend ghumame ki umar hai kyu hai na?
Saket kalti maarte huye - Kya daddy ji...aap bhi.
Ahluwalia house me…
Nishant jasooso ka get up kiye dabe paav k saath bhahar jaa raha tha.
Preeto - Oye subha subha ye James Band ban kar kaha jaa raha hai?
Nishant - kya bebe..tok diya na….or James Band nahi James Bond hota hai….
Preeto - Aree ekoi gal hai...lekin tu chala kaha?
Nishant bhaagte huye - Aake k dasta hoon
Itne me wo udan chhuu ho jata hai.
Bahar aake wo kuch sochne lagta hai.
Nishant mann me - Yaar akele kaise pata lagaunga i need someone help….tabhi use ek idea aata hai
Pammi k ghar me.....
Ting ...tong ….ting tong
Pummi k ghar ki door bell bahut der de or tej baj rahi thi.
Pummi - Aa rahi hoon khasmaanu khaniye kya ghanti hi tod dega…
Aree Nishant beta tu.
Nishant ko dekhte hi Pammi khayaalp me kho jaati hai….k wo dulhe k get up me hai or wo uski aarti utaar rahi hai.
Nishant unhe hilaate huye - Aunty aap theek to hai na?
Pummi hosh me aate huye - haan haan Puttar menu ki hpya hai tu das kidda aana hua.?
Nishant - Aunty Kangna hai?
Pammi gad gad hote huye - Haan haan puttar Kangna to tuwade vaaste humesha available hai ji
Nishant chonkte huye - Kya matlab ?
Pummi - Kuch kuch nahi tu andar aa mai use bulaati hoon.
Wo mann me - Kya baat hai...Nishant khud aaya hai Kangna se milne lagta hai jaisa maine socha hai waisa hi hoga….ab to maja hi aa jayega.
Kangna humesha ki tarha apme room me makeup kar rahi thi.
Pummi - Aree make up karna chhod dekh kon aaa hai tujhse milne
Kangna uchhalte huye - Kon Saket aaya hai?
Pummi - Nahi pagal ladki…...Nishant aaya hai jaa mile le jaa k
Ye sunkar Kangna ka khila hua muh utar jata hai
Bahar hall me…
Kangna - Kya hai...aaj mujh miss world ko kaise yaad kar liya
Nishant mann me - Tu to miss mohalla bhi nahi lagti.. hahahaja
Kangna - kaha kho gaye?
Nishant - kahi nahi...i need your help yaar.
Kangna - tumhe meri help chahiye?
Nishant - Haan dekh na Tej uncle or Simran aunty Saket ka rishta tay kar rahe hai. Hume kaise bhi kar k ye rishta nahi hone dena hai
Simran ye sun k shoked ho jaati hai
Simran chillate huye - kya Saket ka rishta ?
Nishant -Haan meri maa ...maine pehle bhi hindi me bola tha
Kangna mann me - Aise kaise ho sakta hai….Saaket ji to bas mere hai.
Nishant - Kaha kho gayi maharani
Kangna - Kahi nahi ….Saaket kisi or se shaadi kaise kar sakta hai. I mean uski umar hi kya hai… mai bhi delhti hoon ye rishta kaose hota hai
Nishant - aise nahi...maine ek plan banaya hai usme tumhe meri help karni hogi.
Kangna - Kaisa plan?
Wo uske kaan me kuch keh raha tha k door se Pummi un dono ko deoh leti hai or galat samjh leti hai.
Pammi khud se - Haayo rabba ….ye aajkal k bacche bhi kahi bhi shuru ho jaate hai….lekin …. dono kitne romantic couple lag rahe hai like made for each other….
Udhar Nishant Kangna ko lekar Saaket k liye aaya hua rishta tudwaane k koshish ko anjaam dene nikal padte hai jo darsal me Kunal k liye aaya tha….or idhar Pummi Nishant or Kangna ko saath jaate dekh khushi se bhaangda karne lagti hai.
Ahluwalia house me ….
Simran - aree Kangna or Nishant aaj dono saath me kya baat hai?
Nishant or Kangna baatein banate huye - kuch nahi aunty bas yuhi aa gaye...aaj gahr me koi jashan hai kya pura ghar saja hua hai.
Simran - Aree aaj ladki wale aa rahe hai...by god ye rishta tay ho jaaye to wahe guru ko lakh lakh pranaam karungi.
Ye sun k dono ka muh utar jata hai.
Kangana dheere se - Ab kya kare?
Nishant dheere se - Aane do ladki waalo ko jaise aaye the waise hi ulate paav bhaagenge..tum bas wahi karna jo mai kahu.
Kangna - ok over and out…
Nishant - aunty ! Saket kaha hai?
Simran - upar apme room me hoga.
Nishant - ok aunty ...tab tak Kangna jaao tum autny ki kitchen me help kar do…
Simran - Nahi nahi puttar iski koi jarurat nahi hai...mai kar lungi
Kangna - Aise kaise jarurat nahi hai...mai bhi to isi ghar ki hoon..
Nishant - kyaaaaaa?
Kangna -.mera matlab ye bhi to mera hi ghar jaisa hai.
Simran - Theek hai chal…
Kangna Nishant ko aankh maarte huye chali jaati hai or Nishant bhi shaitaani husi hus deta hai or Saket k room me chala jata hai.
Saket Apne room me bed pe leta guitar baja raha tha. Jaise hi Nishant room me jata hai use dekhta reh jata hai
Saaket - Aree Nishant!tu yaha...aa mai tujhe hi yaad kar raha tha.
Nishant - Suna hai ladki wale aane wale hai.
Saket - Haan...lagta hai mummy ji ne tujhe bata diya
Nishant - Haan...or tu ye kya janglii maanush bana hua hai unke saamne aise jayega.. ruk mai tujhe ready karta hoon
Saket khud se - lekin mai kyu ready hoon ….ladki wale to Kunal ko dekhne aa rahe hai
Saket pura soch hi nahi paya tha k Nishant jabardasti uska make over karme lag jata hai...Saket use rokta bhi hai lekin wo bawarepan me uski ek na sunta.

To be continue….

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 6

Nishant ne Saaket ka jabardasti make over karne me koi kasar nahi chhodta .
Saket - yaar...kya kar raha hai?
Nishant - Tu bas chup chaap baith or mujhe apna apna kaam karne de….
After 15 Min…
Nishant huste huye- Ho gaya.
Saket jab aankh khol k khud ko aaine me dekhta hai to uske tan badanme aag si lag jaati hai.
Saket chillate huye - Saale…! Ye kya kiya?
Nishant ne usko pura bandar bana diya tha.
Saket - ruk tu abhi
Fir kya Nishant aage aage or Saket uske pichhe pichhe. Uhi bhaagte huye wo dono niche hall tak aa jaate hai.
Simran huste huye - oye ye kya halat bana rahi hai apni
Saket gusse me - ye sab is Nishant k bacche ne kiya hai.
Tabhi main door ki bell bajti hai. Or Simran bhaag k darwaja kholti hai.
Saamne ladki waale khade the.
Simran muskurate huye - sat shri akaal….aayiye andar aayiye
Nishant mann me - lo ladki wale bhi aagaye...ab aayega maja
Ladki ki maa Saket ka huliya dekh k darr jaati hai.
Ladki ki maa - ye kya haal bana rakha hai is ladke ne.
Simran baat ko sambhalte huye - ji ye humara chhota beta hai Saket or Ye uska dost Nishant….bas dono dosto me thodi masti majak chal rahi thi or kuch nahi.
Saket mann hi mann Nishant ko hazaro baar kos chuka tha.
Tabhi Kunal or Tej bhi aa jaate hai. Saket ko aise dekh k Tej ka para ek dum se chadh jata hai.
Tej - oye khote de puttar ye ki haal bana rakha hai?
Saket - wo daddy ji Nish….
Wo apni baat puri kar hi nahi paya tha k tabhi Tej uspe baras pade.
Tej - Chup kar ….khabar daar jo jubaan ladayi to...jaa dhang se ban k aa.
Kunal - Chhodiye na Daddy ji….aisi masti to iski roj ki hai.
Tej - Haan lekin aaj to kam se kam sudhar k rahe jab tujhe ladki wale dekhne aaye hai.
Ye baat sun k Nishant ki do aankhe chaar ho jaati hai.
Nishant khud se- Ohh No…..! Ladki wale Kunal ko dekhne aaye hai or maine galat Femi me bechaare Saket ko daant khilwa di.
Lekin wo mann hi mann khush tha k Saket ko lafki wale dekhne nahi aaye hai jabki Saket gussa ho k waha se chala jata hai. Or Nishant ussd maafi maangne uske pichhe pichhe jata hai.
Chhat pe…
Nishant Saket k paas aakar - Saaket..!?
Saket - tu mujhse baat na kar….ye sab teri wajah se hua hai
Nishant - yaar...mujhe maaf kar de ...mujhe laga.
Saket chillate huye - Kya laga tujhe?
Nishant bolte bolte chup ho jata hai….or waha se muh latka k apne ghar aa jata hai.
Nishant apne room me aaine k saamne khada tha….
Nishant khud ko dekhte huye - Ye kya ho gaya hai mujhe?...aisa maine kyu kiya?….kyu mere paas Saket k sawal ka jawaab nahi tha.?....mai kyu nahi chahta tha k Saket ko wo ladki wale dekhne aaye.?
Akhir kya hua hai mujhe?
Pummi k ghar me…..
Pummi - Haaye mai marjava ….is kudi nu ek kaam dasso wo bhi nahi karti...na jaane Vyaah k baad kya hoga is kudi ka.
Kangana - O oh mummy….mera jo hoga so hoga ye socho uska kya hoga jisse mera Vyaah hovega.hahahaha
Pummi - tu uski fikar na kar maine tere vaste ek tip top munda dekh rakha hai….
Kangna khushi se uchhal padti hai - kon kon hi wo?
Pummi - jyada na puch as samjah le humare bahut nede ka hai or isi muhalle ka bhi.
Ye sun k Kangana Salet k khyaalo me kho jaati hai jabki Pummi ki pasand Nishant tha.
Kangna Pummi ko gale lagate huye - to muumy aap kab jaa rahi hai meri shaadi ki baat karne...batayiye na batayiye na…
Pummi - o..oh kudi sabar kar….mai kal hi jaa k unse baat karti hoon.

To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas
Episode 7

Next Day…
Amritsar ki subha kuch naya paigaam le kar aayi thi. Pichhle din k khel ne Nishant ki soch par kuch is tarha asar dala tha k wo kuch alag hi feel karne laga tha.
Suraj ki chamkili kiran use jagati hai. Wo apne me hi khoya khoya bed se uth jata hai or kuch sochne lagta hai.
Niche Hall me …
Preeto - Aree Avni saddi cha le aa or haan usme apne namkin aansu na milayin....
Avni huste huye - Aap bhi na majak accha kar lete ho….abhi aayi bebe….
Kripal - Kya hua bebe…aaj subha subha sab majak majak kehl rahe ho.
Tabhi gahr k darwaaje pe Pummi dastak deti hai.
Preeto dheere se - lo aa gaya chalta firta majak.
Kripal - kya bebe aap bhi….or Behenji ji kaise aana hua?
Preeto - Kuch chahiye hoga tabhi aayi hogi. Hai na….
Avni andar se Aate chaaval chini ki bori ghasit k laati hai or Pummi k saamne rakh deti hai.
Pummi - oye ki hai?
Avni - Aap teen din baad aayi hai na to maine socha kyu ma ek saath hi mahine bhar ka udhaar rasahn de du kya hai na aapko roj roj chini chaval maangne aana nahi padega.
Preeto mand mand muskurane lagti hai.
Pummi - ho gaya shiyappa ….aree aaj to mai bahut jaruri gal karan aayin aa
Preeto - lekin rashan maangne se jyada or jaruri tere vaaste kya hai Pummi.
Pummi - kya bebe aap bhi majak accha kar lete ho
Kripal - Bebe ki to aadat hai majak karne ki.... aap bolo.
Pummi hulfulate huye - Aaj mai aapse na chini maangne aayi hoon na chaval na hi daal dood ya kuch or...balki kuch or maangne aayi hoon.
Preeto dheere se Kripal k kaan me - Dekha ...mai na kehti thi kutte ki dum kabhi sidhi nahi hoti ...le dekh lo maangne pe aa gayi.
Avni - Kya chahiye aap Pummi ji….abhi chai banayi hai wo du?
Pummi - oye hoye wo na chahida hai….mai to apni laadli Kangana k liye aapke handsome bete Nishant ka haath maangne aayi hoon.
Pummi ka itna kehna tha k Avni , Kripal, or Preeto k muh khule ka khule reh jaate hai or wo teeno ek dusare ka chehra dekhne lagte hai.
Preeto - Oye Pummi ...aaj tak tu to khaane ka samaan hi maangti thi ye insaano ko kab se maangne lagi.
Pummi huste huye - are bebe tab se jab se Kangna or Nishant ek dusare ko dil de baithe hai….aapne shayad dhyaan nahi diya...Nishant bhi Kangna ko dekhne k bahane chhat pe hi tanga rehta hai kabhi yaha pe to kabhi bediyo k ghar ki chaat pe
Kripal - accha tabhi mai kahu k Nishant aaj kal itna khoya khoya kyu rehta hai or jab dekho Saket se milne k bahane unke ghar kyu chala jata tha.
Pummi - ye to kuch bhi nahi hai bhai sahab….kal to wo humare ghar bhi aaya tha...Kangana se milne...or aksar chakkar kaatte rehta hai humare ghar k..
Avni rote huye - Haye mera beta chakkar kaatete kaatete kahi gir na jaaye.
Preeto - Uff ...isko to bahane chahaiye tesue bahane ka….Pummi tu bol or kya kya dekha hai?
Pummi - Or kya batau bebe...aage to mujhse kuch kaha hi nahi jaayega.
Kripal - Agar aisi baat hai to hume is baare me sochna chahiye...Kangna bhi acchi ladki hai or jisme baccho ki khushi ho usme humari khushi..kyu bebe
Preeto - Haan lekin ek baar Nishant se puch lete to accha hota
Kripal - Aree bebe usse kya puchna use batana hota to wo bata deta...or waise bhi aaj kal k bacche ye sab baatein bado se kanre me sharmaate hai….ye to humare Nishant k sanskaar hai.
Pummi - Sahi kaha Bhaisahab ne….Nishant hai hi itna sanskari ladka.
Preeto - Chalo tum log itna kehte ho to maan jaati jaati hoon. Isme ek fayeda or bhi hai kam se kam ye Pummi roj roj rashan maangne to nahi aayegi.
Uski baat sun k sab hus dete hai
Pummi sharmaate huye - kya bebe aap bhi….to mai gyaani ji se tarikh nikalwa kar k jald hi roke ki taiyaari shuru karti hoon.
Udhar Nishant ka rishta Kangna se tay bhi ho gaya or idhar Kangna, Saket or Nishant ko bhanak bhi na thi.
Pummi k ghar me…
Pummi Kangana k saamne bhaangda karte huye aa rahi thi.
Kangana - Kya hua mummy subha subha koi punjaabi fiilm dekh k aa rahi ho kya.
Pummi - oye Punjabi fir nahi ...balki teri love story puri kar k aa rahi hoon...bahut jald tera Raj aayega or tujhe Simran bana apne saath le jaayega.
Kangna khushi chillate huye - Aaaaaaa…..sacchi mummy.
Pummi -haan re pagali.
Kangna bhi uske saath bhaangda karne lagti hai
Bedi house me…
Avni - Simran parjaayi ji….kitthe hai sab?
Simran - Aree Avni...inni subha subha?
Avni - lo ji laddu khaao
Avni Simran k muh me ek k baad ek laddu daalti jaati hai.
Simran - Oye as kar Avni pehle ye to das itne laddu kis khushi me khila rahi hai.
Avni - Aree ...apne Nishant ka rishta tay ho gaya hai.
Avni ne bas itna hi kaha tha k kahi se kuch girne ki awaaj aati hai. Wo dono palat k dekhti hai to Saket bahuchakka sa khada tha or uske haath me guitar tha jo gir k tut gaya tha.
Simran - Oye kaise chalta hai ...tod diya na guitar...ab mujhse theek karnane k liye paise mat maangna.
Avni bhaagte huye Saket k paas jaati hai
Avni - ye le puttar muh meetha kar tere dost ka rishta tay ho gaya hai...or tujhe hi uski roke ki taiyaari karne me humara haatha batana hai.
Saket abhi bhi waise hi khada tha jaise Nishant ki shaadi ki baat sun k usse shoked laga ho...wo aadha laadu bhi apne haath se gira deta hai.
Saket mann me - Nishant ki Shaadi ..magar kyu?

To be continue…..

Writer - Nits
Episode 8

Shaam ki hawao ki sarsrahat ke beech Nishant apni ghar ki chhat pe khada imaarto k picche dhalte or chhupte suraj ko taak raha tha. Tabhi Saket bhi apne kadamo se apni chhat pe dastak de deta hai.
Aaj na jaane kyu use Nishant ka chehra paraya sa lagne lagane laga tha iski wajah wo khud nahi jaanta tha.
Wo uski chhat k paas aa kar
Saket - shuru Ho gayi roke ki taiyaari.
Nishant mudta hai
Wo muskura kar - acchi baat hai
Saket mann me - ise dekho kitna khush ho raha hai…. godhi nahi gadhi chhadega tu...huuuh
Nishant mann me - Ise dekho….Kunal k roke ki taiyaari mere bina hi kar nahi li...theek hai beta ab tujhe meri jarurat nahi koi baat nahi dekjta hoon mai bhi.
Saket or Nishant dono apne apne soch k puliende bana rahe the. Or dusari taraf pummi ke Nishant or Kangna k roke ki taiyaari bhi pummi ne shru kar di thi.
Pummi k ghar pe…
Ye dekh kaisa lag hai humare dulhe raja k liye
Kangna khushi se - Wow...mummy tussi great ho kya choice hai aapki.
Pummi - fitte muh….is kudi ko kon samjhay k shaadi k waqt kudiya mada mota sharmati bhi hegi...but ye pagal to bani miss maidona.
Kangana chidte huye - of fo maa aap bhi na.
Pummi - accha ab sadd mat ...waise tera hone wala is dress me bilkul hero lagega.
Kangana mann me sharamane lagti hai - sach me ...Saket ji is dress me bilkul Rajkumar lagege.
Wo sharma k upar chhat pe aa jaati hai...wahi Saket abhi bhi apnin chhat pe baitha khud me uljha tha.
Kangna khud se - Haye mai marr java..Saket ji chhat pe hi hai lagta mera hi intezaar kar rahe hai.
Kangan use isharo me niche milne k liye kehti hai.
Saket confuse ho kar - Bhala ye mujhse kyu milna chaa rahi hai?
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Wo dono colony k garden me ek dusare se milne aate hai.
Kangna - Aaj mai bahut khush hoon.
Saket mann me - haan khush kyu nahi hogi chudail mere dost ko jo mujhse cheen rahi hai.
Saket jabardasti khush hote huye - Mai bhi Bahut khush hoon. Tumne jise chaha wo tumhe mil raha hai.
Kangana mann me - Hayee ye baat aapke muh se sunan vaatse sadde to kaan hi thak gaye si.
Wo apni khushi pe control nahi rakh paati or Saket ko gale laga leti hai.
Bas tabhi Nishant apne room ki balcony me aakar dastak deta hai or bahar ka najara dekh k dang reh jata hai. Saket or Kangana fono ek dusare k baaho me ghire tthe. Or ye baat Nishant ko nagawaar thi.
Nishant - Ye Saket or Kangana is tarha kyu gake mil rahe hai.? Kahi ye dono k dusare se….huuuuh
Wo gusse me andar aa jata hai usse ye sab dekha nahi jaa raha tha.
Bahar…
Saket jhatke se Kangna ko khud se alag karta hai.
Saket - Ye kya kar rahi ho….kisi ne dekh liya to log galat samjhenge.
Kangana - Haye meri bhi mat maari gayi hai...khushi se choor ho k kuch bhi kar baithi...aap please naaraj mat hona.
Saket - Nahi nahi ho jata hai aisa....mai chalta hoon.
Sakete jaate huye - is chui mui k iraade kuch theek nahi lag rahe...Nishant k saath saath mujh pe bhi dore daal rahi hai ye baat Nishant ko batani padegi….
Saket waha se chala jata hai…
Kangan khud se - tu bhi na Kangna… roka hone tak thoda control kar khud pe...na jaane Saket ji kahi gussa na ho gaye ho...koi nahi bas aaj ki baat hai kal jab humara roka ho jaavega tab dekhti hoon aap kaise mujhe door karte hai.
Ahluwalia house me ….
Nishant gusse or udaasi me ghira hua bed pe leta tha. Tabhi Saket uske room me aata hai.
Saket - Mujhe tujhse kuch important gal karni hegi Kangna k baare me.
Nishant ko lagta hai k wo use Kangna se pyaar hone ki baat batayenga.
Nishant - but mujhe tere se koi gal nahi karni.
Saket - but meri baat to sunn ?
Nishant - Kaha na nahi karni tu jaa yaha se...mujhe jaldi sona hai good night or wo blanket odh k gusse me let jata hai.
Saket khud se - Ye bwara to Kangana k khilaaf ek sahbd bhi nahi sunna chata ….pata nahi us chudail ne kya jaadu kar diya hai is par.
Nishant mann me - Jab dekho Kangana Kangna ka naam japta rehta hai. Pata nahi us chudail ne kya jaadu kar diya hai is par.

To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 9

Next Morning…
Nishant aankho ko masalte huye bahar aata hai to bahar ka nazara dekh hairaan reh jata hai.
Nishant khud se - ye sab kya ho raha hai?
Wo dekhta hai pura ghar phoolo se saja tha. Har koi bhaag daud k sath apne kaam me laga tha. Ghar me mehmano ka jamawada laga hua tha. Avni shagun ki thaal taiyaar kar rahi thi.
Nishant - Maa ye sab ki hunda paya hega?
Avni - aree tu uth gaya jaa or jaldi se ready ho jaa... gyaani ji ne 12 baje ka shubh mujurat nikala hai.
Nishant - Muhurat lekin kis liye?
Kripal - kyu… tu hume kuch nahi batayega to kya hume kuch nahi pata chalega. Bhool mat mai bhi tera baap hoon.
Nishant -kya nahi bataya..kya pata chal gaya aapko?
Preeto - oh oh oh…..dekho to bhole ko...kitna sidha ban raha hai. Bol kab se chal raha hai tera or uska?
Nishant thoda ghabra jata hai.
Nishant khud se - mera or uska...kahi inhe mera sach to nahi pata chal gaya?
Nishant - mujhe kuch nahi samajh aa raha aap log kya keh rahe ho.
Avni rote huye - Haayo rabba...mere bete ki yaaddaast chali gayi….
Preeto - lo chaalu ho gayi iski tunki….oye chup kar or pehle to ye rona band kar….bete ka roka karne jaa rahi teri shaadi nahi hai.
Nishant chonkte huye - kya mera roka….par kisse?
Kripla - oye khote de puttar natak mat kar hume pata chal gaya hai k tu or Kangana ek dusare se pyaar karte hai. Isliye humne tera or Kangana ka roka karne ka socha hai.
Nishant khud ka sar pakad k baith jata hai.
Nishant mann me - mai or kangana lekin Fir Kangana or Saket ka kya.
Anshika - of fo Nishant veer ji ab der na karo or jaldi se taiyaar ho jaao...chalo mai aapko ready karti hoon.
Anshika jabardasti Nishant ko ready kar k le aati hai. Nishant is bhaari sherawani me pura raj kumar lag raha tha.
Avni - haaye mere bete ko kisi ki najar na lage...thu thu thu thu thu thu.
Nishant muh banaye khada tha...use samjh nahi aa raha tha itne saare mehmaano k saamne kaise sach bole.
Preeto - ab chalo.. pummi k yaha sab humara wait kar rahe honge.
Sab Kangana k ghar jaane k liye nikal padte hai.
Bedi house me….
Tej - aree kaha reh gaye sab ….chalo Kripal humara wait kar raha hoga.
Simran - haan aayi bas...lo aa gayi.
Tej - oye kya qayamat dhaa rahi hai meri ras malaayi. Kahu to aaj fir se vyaah racha lu tere naal.
Simran - Sharmaate huye..kya aap bhi….itne bade bacche ho gaye fir bhi aapke andar ka bachpana nahi gaya.
Tabhi Kunal beech me dhamak padta hai.
Kunal - kya papa ji...aap logo ka romance kabhi khtam nahi hota jab dekho shuru ho jaate ho.
Tej - chup kar khote de puttar ...ye bata tera praa Sakte nawaab jaade kaha hai?
Simran - mai bula k laati hoon
Tej - tu ruk mai bulata hoon.
Room me.
Saket pura majnu bana bitha hua tha.
Tej - oye ..tu abhi tak taiyaar nahi hua hume Nishant k roke me jana hai.
Saket - aap jaao papa ji mera mann nahi kar raha.
Tej- ye mann kya hota hai tere jigri yaar ka roka hai….mai kuch nahi jaanta 10 minute me taiyaar ko k nicche aa nahi to aaj teri khair nahi.
Saket ko jabardasti Nishant k roke me jana padta hai.
Idhar Ahluwalia family sabhi mehmaano k saath Pammi k ghar aate hai.
Pummi muskurate huye sabka swaagat karti hai.
Preeto - waah Pummi….kya ghar sajaya hai cheeni aata maangne wali se aisi ummeed nahi thi.
Pummi huste huye - kya bebe aap bhi...waise aaj to ghar se jyada Nishant saj k aaya hai….kisi ki najar na lage.
Nishant jhuthi muskaan k saath bas moka dekh raha tha k kaise wo Kangna se baat kare or is maajre se parda uthaye.
Nishant - Aunty Kangana kaha hai?
Pummi huste huye.- hmmmmkya baat hai ek pal bhi use dekhe bina raha nahi jata ….sabar kar sabar kar bas wo taiyaar ho k aa hi rahi hai.
Kripal - Chup chaap baith...jyada ulfula mat.
Tabhi Bedi parivaar bhi waha pahuch jata hai.
Saket ki najre Nishant se takraati hai. Wo dono ek dusare ko ghoor rahe the.
“Akhiyaan vich hus gaya Sajna
Mere dil vich bas gaya sajna
O mere yaar tere naal
O mere yaar tere naal kar k marr jaava
Dil tutya nu bhool gaya sapna sapna
Mere dil vich dhul gaya sapna sapna
Dil tutya nu bhool gaya sapna sapna
Mere dil vich dhul gaya sapna sapna
Kiya re kiya re khud ishq khuda ne
Kiya re kiya re khud ishq khuda ne”
Nishant mann me - Tu yu na dekh mujhe fir se pyaar ho tujhse.
Saket mann me - Tu ye Vyaah mat racha mai kahi turr javanga tenu le ke.
Saket Nishant k paas aata hai.
Saket haath badh kar - Vadhaiya…
Nishant bhi usse haath milata hai. Saket ko man hi mann itna gussa aa rah tha k wo Nishant ka haatha jor se daba deta hai.
Tabhi Gyaani ji - Kudi nu bulayiye roke shuru karna hai.
Pummi - ji abhi laayi…
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Pummi - Haaye meri bacchi kinni soni lag rahi hai. Chal tujhe Gyaani ji bula rahe hai.
Pummi Kangna ko le kar bahar aati hai.
Kangana mann me - Haaye mere Saket ji kinne handsome lag rahe hai.
Saket mann me - aa gayi chudail hoor pari ban ke.
Nishant khud se - mujhe ye sab drama shuru hone se pehle Kangana se baat kar k ye sab clear kara hoga.
Gyaani ji - kudi nu munde k side me bithayiye.
Pummi Kangana ko Nishant k bagal me baithane lagti hai.
Kangana dheere se - mummy ye kya kar rahi ho aap ?
Pummi huste huye - aree tujhe tere dulhe raja k paas bitha rahi hoon.
Kangna mann me - Nishant or mera dulha.
Gyaani ji - Ab dono ek dusare ko mundari pehnayege.
Kangana ye sab dekh k hairaan ho jaati hai or behosh ho k gir jaati hai.
Sab use sambhalne k liye aate hai.

To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 10

Kangna Nshaant k saath roka home ki baat jaan k behosh ho jaati hai sab use sambhalne daudte hai.
Nishant mann me - Haash..! bach gaye.
Kangna ko andar kamre me le jaya jata hai.
Avni rote huye - haaye roke nu kiski najar lag gayi….aaaaeeeee.
Saket mann hi mann me huste huye - meri najar lagi aunty ji meri.
Pummi - haaye meri kudi nu ki ho gaya.
Kripal - aise kaam me thakaan ho jaati hai or isi wajah se chakkar aa hi jaate hai. Koi baat nahi thodi der wait kar lete hai jab tak Kangna theek nahi ho jaati…...aap sab log bahar chalo...Kangna ko thoda araam karne do….tab tak mai doctor ko bhi bula leta hoon.
Sab bahar chale jaate hai. Room me sirf Pummi hi thi tabhi Kangna ek dum se uth k khadi ho jaati hai. Jise dekh Pummi jhatke me aa jaati hai.
Pummi - oye tu to changi bhali hai. Fir behosh kaise huyi?
Kangna - meri chhodo aap ye batao aap kya karne jaa rahi ho.
Pummi - ab menu ki pata k mai aage ki karan lagyeya.
Kangna sar pitte hue - of fo...aap mera roka Nishant k saath karane jaa rahi thi.
Pummi - ab tera roka uske saath nahi to kya uske peyo de naal karaungi.
Kangna - ufff…. Lekin mujhe Saket ji pasand hai.
Ye sunne k baad ab sach me behosh hone ki baari Pummi ki thi or wo bed pe dhadaam se gir jaati hai.
Kangna khud se - fitte muh ….ab inhe kya ho gaya.
Kangna Pummi k muh pe paani ki chhitte deti hai jisse wo dubara uth khadi hoti hai.
Pummi garajte huye - oye teri mat maari gayi hai. Jo tu us nakare nikkamme Saket k roka karayegi.
Kangna - mummy ...Saket ji bilkul aise nahi hai wo to Ranbeer Kapoor hai Ranbeer Kapoor.
Pummi - haan aisa Ranbeer Kapoor jiska kab ka chhanna mereya ho chuka hai.
Kangna dheere se chilaate huye - mummy.
Kangna - dekh kudi ek baat keh deti hoon tera roka Nishant k saath hi hoga nahi maine teri taange tod deni hai or bitha dena mandap vich. Mai bahar jaa k sabko sambhalti hoon tu chhetti chhetti bahar aa ...Roke ka muhurat nikala jaa raha hai.
Wo bahar chali jaati hai or Kangna gusse me bed pe baith jaati hai or sochne lagti hai k kya kare .
Kuch der baad…
Kangna chehre pe badi si smile k saath bahar aati hai.
Preeto - Ab kaisi hai tu beta.
Kangna muskurate huye - ji bebe theek hoon.
Pummi - to fir jaldi jaldi roke ki rasam kar lete hai.
Nishchant mann me - ye budhiya meri nayyiya dubo k hi rahegi.
Nishchant - itni jaldi kya hai aunty ji ...pehle Kangna ko puri tarha se theek ho jaane dijiye...ek do saal mera matlab ek do din baad roka kar lenge.
Kangna jor se - Haan.
Saket bhi bol padta hai - Haan.
Pummi - nahi puttar muhurat aaj ka hai to roka bhi aaj hi hoga na.
Pummi Kangna k sar pe maarte huye - tu ki khayaali pulaav bananndi payi hai mundari pehna .
Or Kangna ko jabardasti Nishsant ko anguthi pehnaani hi padti hai. Or Nishant bhi bemann se use anguthi pehnata hai.
Idhar Saket ka dil jal k koyla ho gaya tha.
Preeto - chalo wahe guru ka sukar hai sab kushal mangal ho gaya.
Sab baari baari se Nishant or Kangna ko meethai khilaate hai or unke saath photo bhi khichaahte hai. Ab baari thi Saket ki
Saket gusse me ek puri meethai Nishant k muh me thoos deta hai.
Saket - Mubarak ho.
Nishant kuch bol pata usse pehle wo waha se chala jata hai or bahar aa jata hai.
Pummi ….chalo re dhol walo kuch ho jaaye.
Pummi Kangna or Nishant ko haath pakad k nachaane lagti hai.
“Nachda fire re munda jachda fire
Jachda fire re munda nachda fire
Apne viah vich nachda fire re munda apne
Apne viah vich nachda fire re munda apne.”
Ab sab bhi dheere josh me aake nachne lagte hai Preeto to mehfir me chaar chaand laga deti hai. Tabhi Nishant moka dekhkar dheere se waha se nikal leta hai or bahar aa jata hai.
Nishant khud se - Ye Saket kaha chala gaya?
Wo use idhar udhar dekhne lagta hai. Tabhi uski najar uspar padti hai jo apne ghar ki chhat ki tanki pe chadha tha.
Wo bhi waha pahuch jata hai.
Nishant chonkte huye - oye tu Sharab pee raha hai.
Saket gusse me - tujhe kya ...tere baap ki nahi pee raha tu jaake us chudail k saath roka roka khel.
Nishant bhi gusse me aa jata hai.
Nishant - kya ho gaya hai tujhe….beheki beheki baatein kyu kar raha hai.
Saket nashe me huste huye - behka mai bheka tu behki hawa sa aaya. Ek hi najar me manjil manjil paaya….tune sahi kaha behek gaya hoon tere pyaar me bhehek gaya hoon. Wo kya kehte hai I Love U. Hehehehe
Ye sun k Nishant ka mann gad gad ho jata hai. Uske mann me laddu samose sab fotne lagte hai.
Nishant chonkte huye - kya ...kya kaha tune.
Saket nashe me - behra ho gaya hai….loud speeker le k bolu. I love you.
Bas uska itna kehna tha k Nishant use jor daar thappad raseed deta hai jisse uska sara nasha hawa ho jata hai.
Nishant chillate huye - Kameene pehle nahi bol sakta tha.

To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 11

Saket nashe ki haalat me apne dil ki baat Nishant se keh baithta hai or Nishant ka dil uski baat sun k joro se dhadak jata hai.
Nishant - Kya karu mai is ladke ka….pehle nahi bol sakta tha.
Saket aankho me aadhi khushi or aadhi sawaliya nishaan liye huye khada tha.
Saket - iska matlab tu bhi mujhse...
Nishant ankho me khushi k liye huye - Haan pagal haan.
Saket - Lekin kab se?
Nishant - bachpan se…
Saket - to tune kabhi bataya kyu nahi..
Nishant - darta tha…..or tu bhi to kabhi Rani, kabhi Sheena, to kabhi kisi k picche dum hilate huye chala jata tha…
Saket - wo to bas duniya ko dikhane k liye..lekin sach me to mere sapno me tu hi aata tha.
Nishant uske seene pe maarte huye - tu sach me bahut bada wala hai …
Saket - kya kaha?
Nishant - bade dil wala hai.
Saket - accha ab dekhta hi rahega ya mujhe gale bhi lagayega.
Nishant nakhre karte huye - Na mai nahi lagaunga.
Saket Nishant ka haath pakad k apne paas kheech leta hai or apni baaho ki giraft me jakad leta hai.
“Dil ka jo haal hai
tujhe kaise bayaan kare
Keh de tujhe ya dil me rakhe
Bolo na kya kare
Dil jo tumhara hai
kaisa bechara hai
Maane na besharam
Bilkul awaara hai
Kaisa hai dil ka haal
Tu kare dil behaal”
Yu to dono pehle bhi kayi baar gale mile the lekin us milan or aaj k milan bahut farak tha. Aaj k milan me dosti k saath Pyaar Mohobbat Isaq Chahat in sabka sangam tha
Dono abhi bhi ek duje ki giraft me surakshit mehsoos kar rahe the.
Tabhi Saket dheere se apne hoth Nishant k hotho k kareeb le aata hai.
Nishant ek dum se - ye kya kar rahe ho?
Saket - football khel raha hoon….abe dekh nahi raha kiss kar raha hoon.
Nishant - lekin kyu..
Saket - maine kayi gay movies me dekha hai aisi situation me dono hero ek dusare ko prapose karne k baad ek dusare ko kiss bhi karte hai.
Nishant sankoch karte huye - lekin yaha…mera matlab kaafi khula khula hai.
Saket uska haath thaamte huye - chal mere saath.
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Pummi k ghar pe…
Sabke upar abhi bhi Punjabi rang chadha hua tha. Sab nachne me magan the. Or udhar Kangna ka dimaag bhaangda kar raha tha use kuch soojh hi nahi raha tha k kya kare.
Tabhi
Preeto khud se - oye sab dikhde paye hai lekin ye Nishant kitthe gaya. Mai hi jaa k vekhdi aa.
Wo use bahar dekhne aati hai.
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Saket Nishant ko apne room me le aata hai or door k saath parde bhi band kar deta hai.
Saket - ab theek hai ...ab hume koi disturb nahi karega.
Nishant sharma jata hai .
Saket - to fir shuru kare.
Idhar Preeto pure Ahluwalia house me Nishant ko dhoondti hai lekin wo nahi milata.
Preeto khud se - oye ….aye itthe bhi nahi hega….shayad Saket ko pata ho...mai Bediyo k ghar dekh k aati hoon.
Preeto tej kadamo se chal kar Bedi house jaane lagti hai jaha Saket or Nishant apne pyaar k pal enjoy karne ki puri taiyaari me the.
Saket Nishant k kareeb aane lagta hai. Uski baajuo ko apne haatho se pakadta hai or use kiss karne jaa hi raha tha k tabhi….
Nishant - chiiiii
Saket rukte huye - oye ki hoya?
Nishant - tere muh se sharab ki smell aa rahi hai. Kisne kaha tha itni sharaab pine k liye.
Saket aankh maarte huye - ruk iska bhi idea hai mere paas.
Wo apne dwar se mouth freshness ki tablet le k khata hai.
Idhar Preeto bhi ghar k andar aa jaati hai.
Saket - ab theek hai.
Or wo or Nishant ek dusare k kareeb fir se aane lagte hai.
Nishant apni aankhe band kar leta hai or Saket ki nigaahe apne lakshay yaani Nishant k hotho pe thi. Dono ki garm saanse ek duje se takraane lagti hai. Tabhi kisi k kadamo ki aahat pe Nishant ka dhyaan jata hai.
Nishant - ruk…
Saket muh banate huye - ab kya hua yaar.
Nishant - shayad koi aa raha hai.
Saket bhi kaan laga k sunnta hai tabhi
Preeto darwaja peetate huye - oye Saket ! Nishant andhar hega.
Dono dheere se chilate huye - O no ! Bebe
Dono uski awaaj sun k jaldi se alag hote hai.
Or khud ko sahi karte hai.
Preeto - Saket meri gal sun raha hai k nahi.
Saket - aaya Bebe.
Wo jaldi se darwaja kholta hai.
Preeto - Oye Nishant tu aithe hai or mai pura mohalla chhaan aayi.
Nishant atakte huye - Bebe wo mai….
Preeto - wo mai chhod chal mere sath waha saare mehmaan intezaar karde paye hai.
Preeto uska haath pakad k apne saath le jaati hai.
Jaate huye Nishant Saket ko dekh raha tha or Saket Nishant ko.
Saket dheere se - Bebe...apko bhi abhi aana tha….mera kiss fir reh gaya...
Huuuuuuuh.

To be continue….

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 12

Kangna or Nishaant ek ajeeb se rishte me badh jaate hai or dusari taraf Nishaant or Saket apne apne dil ka haal ek dusare jo bayaan karte hai ab dekhna ye hai k wo kajse is situation se bahar aate hai.
Next day…
Subha subha Saket apni chhat pe kasrat kar raha tha. Lekin uski najre Ahluwalia’s ki chhat pe thi.
Saket khud se - itni subha ho gayi kha reh gaya aaj.
Asal me Nishaant ko dekhe bina uske dil ka haal behaal ho raha tha. Jaise ab uska pyaar or hilore maar raha tha kyuki ab to use pyaar ka permit jo mil gaya tha.
Tabhi jaise uske dil ki muraad puri ho gayi ho kyuki Nishaant shahab chhat pe aa gaye the. Uski najar bhi Saket pe padti hai jo pasine se lathpath gym kar raha tha. Wo uske paas aata hai.
Saket - kaha reh gaya tu? Tujhe pata kab se tujhe dekhna chaa raha tha.
Nishaant - accha mujhe dekhne ki chaa thi ye kuch or
Saket sir jhuka k husne lagta hai.
Saket - dono….ab to dost se aashiq ban gaye hai. To itna to haq banta hai.
Nishaant - Lekin iska kya kare?
Wo apne haath ki anguthi dikha k kehta hai jo Kangna ne use pehnayi thi.
Saket uske haath se pyaar se anguthi utarta hai or jaldi se fenk deta hai.
Nishaant chonkte huye - ye kya kiya tumne...kisi ne meri ungli me anguthi nahi dekhi to laakh sawal khade ho jayenge.
Wo pareshan sa ho jata hai. Tabhi Saket uske hotho pe apni ungli rakhta hai ...or us chhuan se wo sthir sa ho jata hai.
Saket ab dheere dheere uske hottho pe apni ungali fira raha tha. Nishaant bhi use nahi rok paa raha tha.
Saket - Paas aao.
Ab dono paas aane lage the.
Nishaant Saket k pasine ki boondo se bhare seene pe haath ferta hai or Saket Nishaant k baalo me ungali firana shuru kar deta hai.
Nishaant - Saale...tu itna romantic hoga mujhe kabhi nahi pata tha.
Saket - tune mere pyaar karne ka andaaz dekha hi kaha hai.
Tabhi ek aahat sun ke wo dono alag hote hai.
Is baar bhi bebe unke pyaar ki dushman ban kar chhat pe aa pahuchi thi.
Preeto - oye...dono munde ki galla kadte paye ho inni subha subha.
Nishaant ghabrate huye - nahi bebe kuch nahi.
Preeto - accha fir chal kere naal tere se kuch kaam hai.
Wo fir se use le jaatii hai
Saket fir se apni kismat ko kos k pair zameen pe de maarta hai.!
Niche hall me ….
Avni - haye mai marr java ….kitna pyari Shadi ki shervaani hai
Kripal - hai na akhir shaadi kiski hai.
Preeto aate huye - tere puttar di. Jise mai abhi abhi pakad k laayi hoon.
Kripal - jab dekho us Saket k saath matargsti karta rehta hai. Ab to tum dono bade ho gaye ho teri shaadi ho rahi hai thodi to jimmedari seekh.
Avni rote huye - Aap bhi na mere bete ko khaamkha daant rahe ho.
Preeto - lo shur ho gaya Melo drama.
Avni - Nishaant ! Teri anguthi kah hai?
Nishaant ko koi jawaab nahi sujhta.
Kripal - bola na but kyu ban gaya kaha gum kar di.
Nishaant - atakte huye ..wo papa ji
Kripal - ab ye atakna band kar. Jaa dhoond kahi gira di hogi yahi kahi.
Nishaant mann me - ab inhe kon samjaye k Saket ne use pata nahi kaha fenk di.
Wo chala jata hai
Preeto mann me - pata kyu mujhe Nishaant khush nahi lag raha...koi baat to hai ...pata lagana hoga.
Pummi k ghar ….
Pummi - Kangna chal tere liye shaafi ka joda lene jana hai
Kangna gusse me - mujhe kahi nahi jana.
Pummi - ek chaped lagaungi chup chaap chal.
Kangna chidhte huye - yarr mummy aap bhi chalo...lekin ye joda mai Saket ji k saath hi shaadi karte samay pehnungi. Warna nahi.
Pummi - tera bhoot abhi utra nahi lagta hai. Nishaant me kya kami hai
Kangna - wo pura bandar lagta hai. Kaha mai Miss Amritsar kaha wo chomu.
Pummi - Chup kar or chal mere naal.
Kangna mann me - Shaadi to meri Saket ji se hogi kaise bhi kar ke
Bedi house me...
Saket apne kamre me kich sochte huye chakkar kaat raha tha.
Saket khud se - Kuch na kuch karna hoga. Mai Nishaant se ab or duri bardasht nahi kar sakta...istne saalo se dosti ka natak kar k sab seh raha hon ab or nahi...lekin mai karu kya. Kaise ye shaadi Roku.
Lagta hai sabko sach batana hi hoga.
Wo Nishaant ko call karta hai.
Nishaant - Hello
Saket ekdum se - hume sabko sach batana hoga.
Nishaant - kya pagal ho gaya hai ya subha subha pee rakhi hai.
Saket - mai kuch nahi jaanta …. Ab tujse judaai bardasht nahi hoti na hum theek se mil paate na pyaar ki baatein kar paate. Upar se teri shaadi us chudail k saath.
Nishaant - haan but mai is shaadi Se inkaar nahi kar sakta.
Saket - to bhaag chal mere saath.
Nishaant chonkte huye - kya ?
Saket - Bhaag chal...aaj raat ko hi ...hum apni ek alag duniya banayenge.
Nishaant - tune sach me pee rakhi hai.
Saket - mai kuch nahi jaanta aaj raat 2 baje mai tujhe lene aa raha hoon ready rehna. Nahi to mai kal khud sabko humare pyaar ki daastaan suna dunga.
Wo itna keh k phone cut kar det hai or Nishaant k kayi bar milane pe bhi nahi uthata.
Pummi k ghar pe…
Kangna - yes ye hi aacha tarika hai….mai aaj raat Saket ji k saath bhaag jaungi na rahega baans na bajegi shenaayi . Mai abhi Saket ji ko message kar k is plan k baare me bata deti hoon
Wo Saket ko message kar deti hai jise Saket apni tension me ignore kar deta hai.
Ahluwalia house me..
Nishaant - ye Saket manne wala hai jo kaha hai kar bhi sakta hai….hey wahe guru ab mai kya karu...kaisa dharam sankat hai ek taraf pyaar or dusari taraf parivaar.
Raat ko….
Nishaant apne kamre me baitha tension me ghadi ko nihaar raha tha.
Nishaant khud se - bas ek ghanta reh gaya hai kya karu kya karu mai kuch samajh nahi aa raha
Tabhi koi uska darwaja knock karta hai. Wo darwaja kholta hai!
Nishaant - bebe aap itni raat ko
Preeto - wo menu nind nahi aa rahi si gi so socha tu bhi jagda paya hai to thodi time pass hi kar lu.
Nishaant - bebe abhi
Preeto - kyu tujhe kahi bhaagna hai.
Nishaant hadbadahat me - nahi nahi mai kaha bhagunga mai to yahi rahunga aap logo k saath.
Preeto - to fir bata mujhe tu is shaadi se khush to hai na.
Nishaant - aap aisa kyu puch rahi ho?
Preeto - menu shak honda paya hai isi vaaste.
Nishaant mann me - mujhe lagta hai Bebe ko bata dena chahiye wo mujhe samjahti hai meri help jarur karengi.
Nishaant - actually bebe haan..mai Kangna se shaadi nahi karna chahta mai kisj or se Pyaar karta hu...ek ek aise insaan se jisse pyaar karne ki ijaazat na to ye samaj deta hai na hi ye prakriti.
Kekin pyaar to pyaar ho gaya mujhse...isliye aaj aapko bata dena chahata mai Saket se pyaar karta hoon aisa pyaar jo ek ladka ek ladki se karta hai...jo pyaar sabse pavitra hai. Jo Pyaar
Wo kehte kehte ruk jata hai or dehta hai. K preeto uski baat nahi sun rahi thi kyuki wo pehle hi so chuki thi.
Nishaant khud se - uff bebe itni mushkil se maine apne dil ka haal bayaan kiya or aapne suna hi nahi. !
Na jaane kya hone wala hai aaj ki raat.
Uski bhi thakaan se choor aankh lag jaati hai.

To be Continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas
Episode 13

Bedi house me …
Saket sabke sone ka intezar kar raha tha or sab so bhi chuke the.
Saket - yehi accha moka nikalne ka…. ek baar ye shaadi tal jaaye uske baad to mai sabko kisi na kisi tarha mana lunga. Akhir maa baap kab tak apne baccho se kafa rahenge.
Wo apni jarurat ka samaan or kuch paise rakh k ghar k andhere me nikale lagta hai. Or seedha Nishaant ki khidki ki balcony k niche pahuchta hai
Saket dheere se chilate huye - Nishaant Nishaant
Koi jawaab nahi aata.
Saket fir se - Nishaant Nishaant …..sun raha hai tu Nishaant.
Fir se koi jawaab nahi
Saket - lagta gadha gode bech k so gaya….mujhe hi jaa k dekhna hoga.
Wo kisi tarha Balcony me chad k uske room me jata hai jaha pura andhera tha .
Saket - Ye dekho...meri nind kaharb ho rahi or ye yaha masti me so raha.
Wo uske paas jata hai.
Saket - Nishaant uth mai tujhe lene aaya hoon. Nishaant uth na
Nishaant koi jawab nahi deta.
Tabhi Saket se paas me rakha flower pot gir jata hai. Or Preeto ki awaaj aane lagti hai
Preeto chillate huye - Chor chor ….chor.
Asal me Saket jise utha raha tha wo Preeto thi Nishaant to unke side me kharaate bhar raha tha.
Nishaant bhi uth k baith jata hai.
Nishaant - kya hua bebe?
Preeto - humare kamre me chor hai jaldi se light jala.
Nishaant samajh jata hai k Kamre Saket hai isliye wo light jalane se pehle Saket ko bhaagne ka pura moka deta hai.
Saket - Aree baap re….bure fase.
Wo Jaldi se Balcony k raaste wapas jaane lagta hai nahi utar pata to kood jata hai.
Tab tak room ki light on ho chuki thi or Kripal, Avni, Anshika sab room me aa gaye the.
Kripal - kya hua bebe?
Preeto - abhi abhi chor aaya tha. Lekin bhaag gaya.
Kripal - balcony me dekhte hai lekin koi nahi dikhta.
Nishaant - chhodo na shayad bhaag gaya hoga. Chalo hum sote hai.
Anshika - aise kaise sote hai hume Police complaint karni chahiye.
Nishaant - Aree meri maa jyada detective Karamchand na ban.
Preeto - Sahi to keh rahi Anshika
Kripal - aap fikar na karo hum kal hi complaint karenge abhi aap sab jaa k so jaao. Mai or Nishaant jagte hai kahi wo chor fir se na aa jaaye.
Idhar bahar Saket hatho me bag pakade ek taang pe bhaag raha tha.
Saket pyaar bhare gusse me - is Nishaant k bacche ko mai chhodunga nahi. Ek tang k badle 100 kissiyan na li to dekhna.
Wo bhaag hi raha tha k achanak Kangna se takra jata hai.
Saket - Kangna tum?
Kangna - Saket ji aap..mai aap hi k paas aa rahi thi. Aree waah aap to mere saath bhaagne k liye puri taiyaari se aaye hai. Bag and all
Saket ko kuch samajh nahi aata hai.
Kangna - dekhiye majne bhi jarurat ka sara samaan or gehne le liye hai. Hum hum yaha se door bahut door chale jayenge.
Saket - Kya bakwaas kar rahi ho tum ?
Kangna - Aree aap ne mera message padha hoga tabhi to yaha hai.
Saket apna phone check karta hai or use saari kahani samajh me aati hai.
Kangna - chaliye na isse pehle hume koi dekh le hum bhaag jaate hai.
Saket ko kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha k kya kare .
Tabhi Pummi k ghar se shor sunayi deta hai.
Pummi chillate huye - Haaye meri kudi ...bhaag gayi. Haaye meri kudi na jaane kaha chali gayi.
Kangna - lo ho gaya shiyyapa ….mummy jaag gayi abkya kare Saket ji?
Saket chhidte huye - mujhse kya puch rahi ho tumhe bhagne ki jaldi thi to lo bhaago.
Pummi k shor se Ahluwalia or Bedi parivaar bhi jag jaate hai or sabhi log bahar ikttha ho jaate hai.
Preeto - kya Shiyyapa hai aaj ki raat….chain se sone bhi nahi dete ye log.
Sab ek saath aa jaate hai….jaha Kangna or Saket haatho me bag liye ek saath khade the.
Tej - Oye Saket tu yaha is waqt kaha jaa raha hai or Kangna tere saath kya kar rahi hai.
Nishaant - dono ko ghoor raha tha.
Pummi Kangna ko ek chaped lagati hai.
Pummi - mila di na khaandaan ki ijjat mitti me….
Aas paas k ghar k log bhi baatein karne lagte hai.
Ek aunty - haaye...ek ladki jiski shadi hone wali hai wo paraye ladke k saath itni raat ko bhaag rahi thi kya jamana aa gaya hai.
Tej gusse me - Saket kuch pucha maine tum Nishaant ki hone wali votti ko kaha bhaga k le jaa rahe the.
Saket chup tha. Lekin kangna kaha chup rehne wali thi.
Kangna - uncle ji mai or Saket ji ek dusare se pyaar karte hai. Isliye hum bhaag rahe the.
Ye sun k Bedi parivaar or Ahluwalia parivaar sann reh jata hai. Nishaant bhi is galatfahmi ka shikhar ho jata hai.
Nishaant mann me - ye kaise ho sakta hai Saket to mujhse Pyaar karta hai to fir ye Kangna se kaise...kahi ye mujhe double cross to nahi kar raha…
Simran gusse me - Ai kudi kya ganda ilzam laga rahi mere puttar pe.
Kangna - mai sach keh rahi hoon chhe to Saket ji se puch lijiye. Inke phone me mera message bhi hai.
Message dekhte hi sab dood ka dood or paani ka paani ho gaya lejin dood jal chuka tha.
Nishaant ka shak bhi ab yakeen me badal gaya.
Nishaant roti surat manate huye - iska matlab Saket mujhe pyaar nahi karta. Use bas mujhe kiss karna tha. Tabhi mai kahu k ladkiyo me intrest rakhne wala ladka mujhe kyu chahane laga . Ise bas mere kiss se matlab tha. Tabhi emraan hashmi ki tarha mara jaa rha tha mere kiss k liye. Subha bhi mere kareeb aane wala tha. Or mai khote da puttar hawa me ud raha tha.
Jo raita faila tha usme Saket to kuch bol hi nahi paa raha tha.
Saket mann me - Is Kangna ki bacchi ne to mujhe bure fasa diya kya karu Sach bhi nahi bata sakta k mai Nishaant k saath bhaagne wala tha na k is chudail k saath. Behtar hoga k mai iski haan me haan milau. Or is tarha mai bach bhi jaaunga or ye shaadi bhi nahi hone paayegi.
Saket - Haan Kangna theek keh rahi hai. Mai or Kangna ek dusare se pyaar karte hai isliye hum bhaagne wale the.
Nishaant gusse me ek kheench k uske pair pe de maarta hai.
Saket - aaaaaaaa
Kangna - kya hua?
Saket - kiti chaati
Kangna - kya?
Saket - matlab chiti kaanti
Tej - tu ruk ...Simran meri bandook to laa abhi iska pyaar ka bhoot utarta hoon.
Nishaant - Rehne dijiye uncle ji. Agar Saket or Kangna ek dusare se pyaar karte hai to mai Kangna se kaise shaadi kar sakta hoon. Hath jaaunga inke beech se de dunga apne pyaar ki kurbaani.
Preeto - haaye mera puttar kitna dukhi hai Kangna se alag ho ke
Nishaant mann me - aapko kya pata bebe ye dukh Saket se alag hone ka hai lekin ise to mai chhodunga nahi.
Preeto - Oye Pummi ki bacchi tu to bada keh rahi thi Kangna Nishaant se pyaar karti hai.
Pummi muh chhupate huye - kya karu bebe is karamjali ne mujhe kahi muh dikahne layak hi nahi rakha.
Kripal - jo hua so hua ye socho aage kya karna hai.
Nishaant - karna kya hai papa ji ...jaise meri or Kangna ki shaadi ho rahi thi ab meri jagah Saket ki Kangna se Shaadi hogi.
Saket chonkte huye - Ab is drama king ko kya ho gaya. Ye kyu meri shaadi jabardasti Kangna se karane pe tula hua hai.
Kangna khushi se fuli nahi samati.
Tej - Tum dono sirf Nishaant ki wajah se bache ho warna Saket teri to mai aaj chamdi udher deta. Shukra karo Nishaant jaise puttar ka jo apna pyaar kurbaan kar k tum dono ki khushi k baare me soch raha hai.
Preeto - to ye tay raha Kangna ki ijjat or Dono k pyaar k liye Saket ki Shaadi Kangna se hogi.
Nishaant mann me- tujhe to mai kabhi maaf nahi karunga Saket k bacche.
Wo waha se chala jata hai
Avni - bechara mera puttar Kangna se alag ho ke kitna dukhi hai.
Ab unhe kya pata ye dukh Kangna se alag hone ka nahi Saket se juda hone ka hai.

To be Continue…..

Writer - Nits
Episode 14

Pammi - Tu ghar chal tujhe batati hoon. Pure mohalle k saamne naak kata k rakh di.
Pummi Kangna ko kheech k le jaane lagti hai.
Kripal - Dekhiye behenji jawaan baccho pe is tarha julm karna accha nahi hai. Balki aap ki hai agar Kangna or Saket ek dusare ko pasand karte the to aapko jabardasti nahi karni chahiye thi.
Saket mann me - Aree koi mere dil ka haal bhi puchega ya aapas me khichdi banate rahoge sab. Kaha fas gaya aake.
Tej - Chal Simran is ladke ne jo riata failaya hai use samemate hai or kal Gyaani ji ko bula k in dono roka kar dete hai
Kangna to bahut khuah ho jaati hai lekin Saket ke dil ka haal behaal ho jata hai.
Ahluwalia house me…
Nishant rote rote bhaag k aata hai or bed par dhadaam se gir kar rone lagta hai.
Nishant rote huye - Kyu Saket kyu kiya aisa tumne mere saath.
Uske bhi dil ka haal behaal ho raha tha or uske dil ki aag fafak si rahi thi.
Tabhi uska phone bajta hai.
Nishant - hello
Saket - mujhe tumse kuch baat karni hai
Nishant gusse me - mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni
Wo phone patak deta hai.
Next Morning….
Bedi house me...
Tej Saket ko dhoond rahe the lekin wo kahi mil nahi raha tha.
Tej - Kunal ! Saket ko dekha kahi? Gyani ji bula rahe hai. Kangna k ghar jana hai
Kunal - Mai bhi use hi dhoond raha hai...pata nahi kaha chala gaya.
Sab pura ghar chhaan maarte hai lekin wo nahi dikhta hai.
Ahluwalia house…
Tej - Saket yaha aaa hai?
Kripal - Nahi to
Tej - pata nahi ye ladka kaha chala gaya subha subha...roke k liye deri ho rahi hai.
Kripal - Mai Nishant se puchta hoon sayad use pata hoga.
Kripal - Nishant ko bulate hai lekin koi jawaab nahi aata
Kripal - Bebe, Avni..! Nishant kahi gaya hai kya. ?
Dono - nahi to apne kamre me hoga
Wo uske kamre me jata hai jaha koi nahi tha.
Kripal mann me - kamaal hai Nishant bhi kahi nahi dikh raha.
Sheher se door ….Ek jungle me…
Nishant apni aankh kholta hua karwat leta hai or dhadaam se niche patto pe gir jaata hai
Nishant chillate huye - ayyyiiiieee
Use hosh aata hai...or apne charo taraf ghane jungle ko dekh wo thaga hua sa mehsoos karta hai.
Nishant khud se - mai to apne room me soya tha ….to yaha kaise aaya.
Saket - Mai laya. Apne inhi haatho se utha k
Wo uski taraf dekhta hai.
Nishant - tum….tum pagal ho gaye ho kya….sab hume dhoond rahe honge or aaj to tumhara roka bhi hai.
Saket - tumhe kya lagta hai mai tumhe dhoka dunga.
Nishant - Matlab
Saket - matlab mai tumhe bhaga laya hoon..or ab hum yahi rahenge..jungle k paas ek gaav me bahut maja aayega.
Nishant apna sar pakad k baith jata
Nishant guuse - tum pagal ho gaye ho...waha sab kya soch rahe honge...sabko pata chal jayega…
Saket - pyaar kiya to darna kya jaanemann...waise bhi sabko abhi tak pata chal gaya hoga..kyuki maine.
Ahluwalia house me …
Simran haafte haafte Ahluwalia house aati hai uske chehre pe darr k pasine se jyada dukh k aansu the.
Simran ek chitthi dete huye- ye dekhiye humare puttar ne kya likha hai….
Tej - Dady ji….Mai or Nishant ek dusare se pyaar karte hai. Mai ek gay hoon isliye apne pyaar ki khatir Nishant ko le kar bhaag raha hoon...aapka khote da puttar
Tej muh or aankh khol k but ki tarha khade ho jaate hai
Karipal - oye kya hua…
Wo uske haath se letter lete hai.. wo bhi Tej ki tarha aankhe or muh khol k khade ho jaate hai.
Ab baari Avni ki thi
Avni - kya hua aap logo ko...jara mai bhi padhu…...waah ! Kya writing hai.
Lekin kuch der padhne k baad wo behosh huyi zameen pe najar aati hai.
Preeto - Aye ki ho gaya hai sab nu. Sab but kyu ban gaye or ai Avni kyu zameen pe soyi padi hai. Jara mai bhi to padhu kya likha hai.
Kuch der padhne k baad.
Preeto - Haye mai marr java...ai ki likha hega...Nishant nu ek ladke se pyaar hega…
Jungle me …
Nishant - ohh God…ye tune bina soche samjhe kya gajab dhaa diya....tune humari sacchai letter me likh di...ab tak to sabko pata chal gaya hoga…
Saket - or kya karta ...ye na karta to mujhe us bhootni se shaadi karni padti or ye sab teri wajah se ho raha hai….kal tu bhaag jata mere saath to ye sab Siyaapa na hota.
Nishant - meri wajah se ..tu ruk abhi. Batata hoon tujhe.
Nishant ka itna hi kehna tha k Saket bhaagne lagta hai or Nishant uske pichhe pichhe ….
Bhagte bhagte Saket gir jata hai….or Nishant bhi apni speed kam nahi kar pata or uske upar gir jata hai.
Nishant gusse me - aaj mai tujhe chhodunga nahi
Saket huste huye - Mai bhi chahta hoon tu mujhe na chhode.
Nishant - chup kar kamine...na jaane kya ho raha hoga humare ghar pe.
Saket - kya ho raha hoga….ab tak to sabne hume dhunde k liye inspector Jolly ko bhi bula liya hoga.
Ahluwalia house me….
Ek gaadi aake k rukti hai usme ek mota sa aadm. Inspector ki dress pehne danda hillate huye utarta hai.
Inspector - Mera naam hai Jolly...Pyaar ki deta hoon sabko goli...kyu Bulbule ...sahi kaha na.
Bubule (Hawaldar) - ji sir..aap kabhi kuch galat bolte hai…
Jolly - Chalo andar chal k dekhte hai kya maanjra hai.
Jolly or Bulbule andar aate hai wo dekhte hai sab bilkul shaant the or Avni sofe pe behosh padi thi.
Jolly - Mera naam hai Jolly pyaar ki deta hoon sabko goli…
Tej bhagke uske paas aate hai
Tej - Accha hua Jolly sahab aap aa gaye...darasal mera beta.
Jolly use rokte huye - oye paaji...ye janani aise kyu leti soyi hai.
Preeto - iska sapna tha k yaha sofe pe soye isliye so k apna pura kar rahi hai.
Bulbule taali bajate huye - kya baat hai dreaming girl
Jolly dheere se - girl nahi aunty
Kripal - Aap humari baat suniye.
Jolly - sunenge sabki baat sunenge pehle ye batayiye Naaste me kya kya hai ?
Tej - Nashta ?
Bulbule - or kya mehmaan ghar aaye hai or hume Nasta hi nahi puchoge.
Tabhi Avni ek dum se uthte huye - Nashta….mai bana k laati hoon.
Wo jaldi se kitchen me chali jaati hai.
Preeto dheee se - kya Mahaan Mahila hai ...itni der jute sughane se nahi uthi or Nashta banane k shok k chalte sab bhool gayi. utha le wahe guru utha le…
Kripal - aapko nashta bhi milega lekin hamari complaint to sun lijiye.
Jolly - sunnte hai sunnte hai pehle Pet puja fir kaam duja. Or haan Bhabhi ji se keh dena k Lunch me kuch tadakta bhadkta banaye.
Simran - aap luch bhi karoge.
Bulbule - or nahi to kya.
Tej gusse me - aap humari baat sunenge ya nahi
Bulbule - aye shahab se uchhi
awaaj me baat nahi karna....nahi to.
Preeto - kya hoga?
Bulbule - Sahab darr k rone lagenge unhe uchhi awaaj pasand nahi.
Preeto apna sar pitate huye - hey wahe guru.
Kripal - Aap sun kyu nahi rahe...hamare bete bhaag gaye hai
Jolly - kya Milkha Singh hai jo bhaag gaye hai
Preeto - aree humare bete ek dusare k saath bhaag gaye gaye…
Unhe hi dhundne k liye aapko bulaya hai
Bubulele - humko laga nashta karne k liye yaha bulaya hai.
Preeto mann me - kahi mere haatho se do khoon na ho jaaye aaj.
Jolly - aap apne beto ki photo de dijiye...hum unhe Pataal se bhi dhoond nikalenge….aap jaante nahi hume..mera naam hai Jolly pyaar ki deta hoon sabko goli.
Lekin wo bhaage kyu?
Sab is sawaal pe chup ho jaate hai.
Bulbule - sabko saanp soongh gaya kya bolte kyu nahi.
Jungle me …
Saket - gussa kyu ho rahe ho.. Hum apne ghar phone krenge or kahenge k humare pyaar ko accept karenge tabhi hum aayenge.. thoda Melo drama karenge dekhna kaise nahi maanenge wo.
Nishant - or nahi maane to?
Saket - to yahi apni chhoti si duniya basa lenge.
Nishant - tu sach me bahut bada wala hai…
Saket - kya?
Nishant huste huye - Jokar.
Saket - kya is jokar ko uski kiss milegi…
Nishant - yaha?
Saket - Ab ye mat kehna is viraan jungle me koi aa jaayega…
Nishant husne lagta hai or Saket ko uski pahli kiss dene k liye taiyar ho jata hai.

To be continue……

Writer - Nits

Episode 15

Saket aankh maarte hute - To kya iraada hai.
Nishant sharma jata hai. Wo aankh band kar uske paas jaane lagta hai.
Saket - yeah...aaj hoga jungle me mugle.
Saket bhi pichhe hatne wala kanha tha. Dono kareeb aane hi wale the k koi awaaj aati hai jaise ladki tuti ho.
Nishant rukte huye - koi hai shayad.
Saket - ab is ghane jungle me kon aa gaya?
Tabhi wo iadhar udhar dekhte hai ek budhiya ladki kaat rahi thi.
Saket ko kuch sujhta hai…
Saket - chal….ho gaya apne rehne ka intezam
Nishant - matlab?
Saket - Tu chup chaap chal

Ahluwalia house me…

Bulble - aree chup kyu ...bolte kyu nahi dono ladke kyu bhaage.sir kab se wait kar rahe hai.
Kisi ko kuch sujhta nahi kya bole kaise bole isliye sab ek saath husne lagte hai.
Bulble dheere se - sir ...mujhe to ye log pagal lagte hai faaltu me humara time bekaar kar rahe hai isse accha to hum Chameli Ki Shaadi ka mid day  show dekh lete...ticket abhi bhi padi hai meri jeb me.
Inspector Jolly - Ticket ko sambhal k rakhna yaha se sidha wahi chalenge…..haan to aap log bata rahe k nahi?
Tej - kya bataye sir…
Tabhi Kripal use rokte huye.
Kripal - Inspector...hua kuch nahi ab wo kyu bhaage ye to unke milne ke baad hi pata chalenga, aap please unhe jald se jald dhoond dijiye bas.
Inspector Jolly - chal bhai Bulbule Amritsar me case waise hi kam hai jo ek or chhupan chhupayi khelni padegi….theek hai hum abhi mid day show mera matlab aapke puttaro ko dhundne jaa rahe hai kuch pata chalega to batayenge…. or behenji alagi baar dam aalu or dahi bade bana k rakhiyega…..wo kya hai mujhe wo bahut pasand hai
Avni huste huye - ji bilkul or Samose chatni bhi
Preeto dheere se - chup kar badi aayi Samose wali
Bulbule - or thoda kam roya kariye dekhiye khaane me namak kitna nikla…..Oki hum chalte hai.

Wo dono bahar aakar kuch guftgu karte hai.
Inspector Jolly - Dekha Bulbule… inhone kuch bataya nahi jarur daal me kuch kala hai.
Bulbule - lekin humne daal kaha khayi sir.
Inspector Jolly - chup kar...or inpe najar rakh.

Jungle me….

Saket - Aree Mata ji….aap yaha is ghane jungle me akele kya kar rahi hai.
Budhiya - mai to yahi paas me rehti hoon ….khana banane k liye ladki ikattha kaarne aayi thi lekin tum dono yaha...raasta bhatak gaye kya?
Saket masoomiyat sa chehra banata hua - haan dekhiye na hum rasta bhatak gaye hai or humare paas na paise hai na rehne ko thikana kya aap kuch madad kar sakti hai?
Nishant mann me - shuru ho gaya iska drama.
Budhiya - haan kyu nahi yahi paas me mera ghar hai...mai or mera pota rehte hai tum chahe to waha ruk sakte ho...lekin badle me tumhe ye lakadiya uthaa k ghar tak le kar jana hoga.
Saket khushi se - aree kyu nahi ge kaam to Nishant ek haath se kar dega...Nishant mata ji ki madad karo….chalo chalo lakadiya uthaao.
Nishant use ghoorne lagta hai
Nishant - sale tujhe to mai baad me bataunga….
Wo dono uske saath chale jaate hai.

Ahluwalia house me…

Avni rote huye - na jaane kaha hoga mera puttar.
Tej gusse me  - Saamne aa jaye dono to mai goli maar doon dono ko.
Kripal bhi gusse me aa jaate hai.
Kripal - ye sab aapke sahab jaade ki wajah se hua hai...khud to bigda tha humare Nishant ko bhi apni tarha bana diya.
Simran - waah bai shahab ...ulta chor kotwal ko daante...humara Saket aisa waisa nahi tha use ladkiyon me intrest tha suna aapne ladkiyon me ….wo to aapke Nishant ne use apne jaisa bana diya.
Avni rote huye - ye kya keh rahi hai behenji?
Tej - Simran sahi keh rahi hai…..ek baar mera beta mil jaaye uske baad se use is ghar k aas paas fatakne bhi nahi dunga.
Preeto - ye kya keh raha hai puttar itne saalo ki dosti ek pal me tod dega?
Kripal - dosti todta hai to todne de bebe….mai khud Nishant ko inke ghar kabhi nahi bhejunga.
Tej - huuh ...bade aaye…agar mere bete ki jeere bhar bhi galati nikalki to.
Avni - jeera bada hota hai praji aap Ajwain laati hoon….. le lijiye.
Preeto matha peet leti hai..
Tej - Thank you behenji… agar mere bete Ajwain jitni bhi galati nikali to mai khud use goli maar dunga. Dekh lena...Chal Simran
Wo Simar ka haath pakad k le jaate hai.
Kripal chillate huye - haan haan chale jaao...agar mere bete ki bhi jara si galati huyi to mai khud use chhat se dhakka de dunga.
Preeto khud se - ye kaand kar k baith gaye dono ladke…

Jungle me …

Jaise taise Nishant lakadiyo ka gatthar utha k lata hai Saket use dekh k hus raha tha wahi Nishant use naa jaane kitni gaaliya de chuka tha.
Budhiya - ye hai mera Garib kaha
Saket - sach me Garib hai.
Budhiya - kya kaha?
Saket - kuch nahi kuch nahi…..bahut acha hai.
Tabhi ek chota sa ladka andar se bahar aata hai...jo jitna dikhne me shaitan tha utna tha bhi.
Budhiya - ye Chotu hai ...mera pota.
Saket or Nishant usko hello karte hai. Haal milate samay wo Saket k haath me chewingum chipka deta hai.
Saket - Ye kya kiya?
Nishant huste huye - ise kehte hai jaise ko taisa.
Chotu - aage aage dekho hota hai.
Budhiya - ye to hai hi Shaitan ….mai bhi iski bachkaani shaitaniyo se tang aa chuki hoon.

Bedi house me….

Tej gusse me aate hai.
Tej - Kunal Kunal….
Kunal bhaga bhaga aata hai.
Sare mehmaan dekh k dang the.
Tej - Sabko jaane ko kaho….ab koi Roka toka nahi hoga.
Saare mehmaan baatein karte huye nikal jaate hai.
Tej - Kunal ...tera bhi koi boyfriend hai?
Kunal darte huye - ye kya keh rahe aap daddy ji.
Simran - aap na thand rakhiye ...gusse ne aapka dimaag kharaab kar diya.
Tej - ek baar Saket ko mil jaane do ..taange na tod di fir kehna.

Tabhi ek aafat darwaje pe dastak deti hai uska naam tha Pummi.
Kunal - Lo ..Pummi aunty ko bhi abhi aana tha.
Simran - Ho gaya Shiyaapa.
Pammi huste huye andar aati hai.
Pummi - Wo kya hai na ji ...aap log aaye nahi to maine socha mai hi aap logo ko bula laati hoon wo Gyaani ji wait sait kar rahe hai ji. Or ye kya aapke saare mehmaan kitthe gaye?
Simran - wo kya hai Pummi ji...hume batate huye bahut bura lag raha hai lekin Saket jo hai ghar se bhaag gaya hai.
Itna sunnte hi Pummi ki over acting shuru।
Pummi chillate huye - haye mai lut gayi ...sadda to beda garg hi ho gaya...Ab meri kudi naal kon roka karega...isse changa to Nishant puttar tha usi se hi Vyaah karna chahiye tha Kangna ka. Meri kudi to kisi nu muh dikahne kaabil nahi chhoda
Tej - chupp kar jaao behenji….waise hi dimaag me dant pai gaye hai or tussi hor khab paa rahe ho...or jis Nishant ki aap itni tariff kar rahi hai usi k naal bhaga hai mera khote tha puttar.
Pummi ye sun k shoked se behosh ho jaati hai
Simran use dekhti hai
Tej - koi Jute sunghaao yaar inhe…

Budhiya k Ghar…

Nishant - mujhe na badi bad wali feeling aa rahi hai na jaane ghar me kya khalera paya hoga.
Saket - kuch nahi ...ab dono gharo me dushmani shuru ho gayi hogi..or hume dekhte hi goli se uda dene ki yojna bhi ban chuki hogi.
Nishant - kyaaaaaa…...itna sab kuch hua hoga?
Saket - darr mat...ye bas ek do din ka drama hai uske baad hume saamne se gale lagate huye hume apnayenge….tu tension na le bas yaha k maje le mere saath.
Nishant - yaha is gaav me jaha door door tak jungle hai.
Saket - Jungle me mungle karenge na hum log kya tension hai.
Tabhi chotu aa jata hai.
Chotu - Aap dono ghar se bhaage huye ho?
Nishant badbadaate huye - nahi nahi tuonu kinne dassya...Aida kuch bhi nahi hega.
Chotu - mennu sab pata hai….aap dono boyfriend boyfriend hona..
Saket or Nishant ek duje ki shakal dekhne lagte hai.

To be continue….

Writer - Nits Ehsaas
Episode 16

Jo ab tak straight ban kar the apno k adheen
Gay ban kar hone jaa rahe samaj se swadheen

Chotu k bolte hi Saket or Nishant ek dusare ki shakal dekhne lagte hai.
Nishant - Nahi bete aisa kuch nahi hai.
Chotu - mennu ullu na banao. Maine sab sun liya hai.
Saket huste huye - Mata ji sahi keh rahi thi unka pota sach me bahut shaitan hai.
Tabhi budhiya bhi aa jaati hai.
Budhiya - Kya galla ho rahi hai.
Chhotu - dadi dadi…?aapko pata Ye dono ladke ek dusare k boyfriend hai.
Nishant or Saket jab tak use rokte chhotu unki pol khol chuka tha.
Budhiya chonkte huye  - kya….
Dono k paas safayi me kehne k liye koi shabd nahi the.

Agale hi pal…

Budhiya un dono ghar se bahar nikalte huye - nikal jaao yaha se….or Chhotu chal meri taraf aa nahi to tujhe bhi ye bimari lag jayegi.
Saket - Aree mata ji meri baat to suno.
Budhiya - tu chup kar...tum logo ko samaj me gandagi failane k alawa koi kaam nahi hai..Chalo nikalo
Itna keh wo darwaja band kar leti hai.
Nishant ko is waqt bahut bura lag raha tha.
Nishant - kara li insult mil gayi shanti.
Wo uth k jaane lagta hai.
Saket - Aree ruko ...ab unhe hum ajeeb lage isme meri kya galti...or ab tum kaha jaa rahe ho?
Nishant - wapas ghar.
Saket - pagal ho gaye ..abhi jaaoge to sab tumhara maar maar k bura haal kar denge koi tumhari baat ko nahi samjhega.
Nishant - to kaha jaaye … jo riata tumne failaya hai use mujhe hi sametna hoga.
Saket - accha theek hai...tum yahi chahte ho to yahi sahi.

Bedi house me ….

Pummi ka rona chalu tha or Simran use chup karane me lagi huyi thi.
Pummi - haye meri kudi ki kismat do do baar bechari ka roka ruk gaya...or dono hi dulhe ek dusare k saath bhaag gaye ab meri kudi se shaadi kon karega..
Simran - aap please chup ho jaayiye hum pehle hi tension me hai.
Tabhi Kangan bhi waha aa jaati hai.
Kangan - Mummy aap ro kyu rahi hai
Kunal bhi Kangana ko saari kahani batata hai fir Kangna bhi Pummi ki beti hai ...Wo usse bhi jyada tej se rone lagti hai.
Kangan chillate huye - Haye mai lut gayi barbad ho gayi….Saket ji aapne mujhe dhoka kyu diya ….mai aapke bina kaise jiyungi.
Tej - chup jaayiye aap dono….ek baar Saket ko mil jaane do fir dekho  kaise hota hai unka bura haal.
Pummi rote huye Kangna ko le jaane lagti hai.

Udhar Ahluwalia house me sab chup the..
Avni - Lijiye Bebe paani pi lijiye…
Preeto - jaane mere Nishant puttar ne kuch khaya hoga ya nahi.
Avni rote huye - oye ab ki hoya?
Avni - mai khana banana bhool gayi...bebe
Preeto - Haye meri mat maari gayi si gi jo khane ka naam le liya.

Tabhi ek dum se Nishant unke saamne aa kar khada hojata hai.
Nishant - bebe…
Avni or Preeto uske paas daud k jaane lagte hai...tabhi Kripal beech me khade ho jaate hai.
Kripal - Ghar ki ijaat mitti me milane k baad ab kyu aaya yaha.
Saket - Nahi uncle ji isme Nishant ki koi galti nahi
Kripal - Jaanta hoon ye sari pati teri padhayi huyi hai…….Avni Inspector Jolly ko phone lagao….or kaho Dono ladke mil gaye or Nishant ko aa kar k le jaaye…
Nishant - Lekin kis jurm me?
Kripal - Gay relationship rakhne k jurm me…..or Tu Saket tu chal mere saath.
Wo Saket ka collar pakad k Bedi House le jaate ….unke pichhe pichhe Nishant , Avni or Preeto bhi jaane lagte….

Bedi house me.

Kripal - ye le Tej tera beta ...ab apne kahenusaar uda de ise goli se.
Simran Saket  ko dekhte huye use gale lagane daudti hai lekin Tej use rok dete hai.
Tej gusse me - Kunal….meri bandook laa.aaj is napunsak ko maar dalunga.
Tej ka gussa itna tej tha k kisi ko kuch bolne ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi.

Tabhi Kisi ki awaaj aati hai.

Inspector Jolly - mera naam hai Jolly or Pyaar ki deta hoon sabko goli.
Kripal - Accha hua aa gaye aap...arrest kar lijiye Nishant ko.
Preeto - aye ki kar raha ...apne bete ko hi jail bhijwa raha hai.
Jolly - rukiye rukiye pehle mujhe saari tehkikaat kar lene dijiye...or Tej sahab aap bhi apni bandook rakh dijiye...haan to bhai Karan Arjun, Ram Lakhan ghar se bhaage kyu or kya Shiyaapa macha raha hai….bolo?
Saket or Nishant najre jhuka k khade the.
Bulbule - muh ka dhakkan kholo,  jubaan se kuch bolo….Sir kuch puch rahe hai.
Saket or Nishant unhe saari baat batate hai.
Unki baat sunte hi k dono gay hai Wo dono pet pakad k husne lagte hai. Sab  muh khol k unhe hi dekhe jaa rahe the.
Bulbule - Sir ye dono….Ram Lakhan nahi Romio or Juliet nikale.
Jolly huste huye - ye to Dostana part 3 hai.
Kripal - Aap log pagal ho gaye hai.
Preeto dhhere se - ainna de bula k galati si gi...fitte muhh.
Jolly husi dabate huye  - Sorry aap sabhi ko….mujhse husi roki nahi jaati...haan to aap log kyu bechare baccho pe julm kar rahe hai.
Ye sun k Saket or Nishant ki jhuki huyi aankho me jaise chamak aa jaati hai.
Tej - ye kaisi behuda baat kar rahe hai aap...ye dono gay hai or India me gay hone ka matlab aap jaante hai.
Jolly - dekhiye...mera naam hai Jolly or deta hoon sabko pyaar ki goli.
Ji mai to prem pujaari hoon. Jaha saccha pyaar dekha usi taraf ho leta hoon.
Bulbule - haan sir ki ek girlfriend thi sir use bahut pyaar karte the.
Avni - fir kya hua?
Bulbule - fir….
Jolly Bulbule ko tokte huye - Bulbule abhi in dono ki baat ho rahi hai meri kahani kisi or din sunana theek hai….haan to Bediyo or Ahluwaliao….in dono baccho ne pyaar kiya hai or khabardar kisi ne inke pyaar k khilaaf jaane ki sochi. To use jail me daal dunga.
Saket dheere se - Mubarak ho Nishant … Ye to hamari team k khiladi nikale.
Nishant - Shut up...jyada khush na ho abhi umpire matlab Papaji or Uncle ji nahi maae hai.
Jolly - accha baccho me jata hoon kuch bhi problem ho to mujhe bula lena ek ek Ko dekh lunga.
Jolly or Bulbule apna farmaan suna k chale jaate hai.
Or idhar Tej or Kripal apni akad or Guuse me Dono ko ghar se samaan se saath bahar nikal dete hai.
Tej or Kripal - Aaj se tu mera beta nahi….jaa ji le apni zindagi...
Nishant or Saket udaas ho ke jaane lagte hai.
Tabhi picche se ek awaaj aati hai or wo dono ruk jaate hai.

To be continue….

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 17

Saket or Nishant dono ko apne ghar se nikale jaane k baad dono muh latkaaye kisi dusare raaste pe jaane lage the the k pichhe se kisi awaaj aati hai or wo dono wahi thaher jaate hai. Dono mud k dekhte hai to Kangana saamne kahdi thi. dono usse najare nahi mila paa rahe the. Wo chal k unke paas aati hai. Uske chehere pe koi expression nahi tha.
Nishant - Kangna .! Wo hum….
Wo use rok deti hai or aage kuch kehne nahi deti. Kangna abhi bhi Saket ko ghoor rahi thi. Or dekhte dekhte use ek jor daar thappad rasheed deti hai.
Nishant - Kangna humne jo tumhare saath  kiya wo sach me galat tha. Hume tumhe apne pyaar k baare bata dena chahiye tha lekin hum darre huye the k tum galat samajh k sabko bata na do.
Saket - Haan Kangna meri is bachkaahe khel ki wajah se tumhe dukh hua hai mujhe pata hai...tumhara mujhe maarna jayaz hai chahe to or maar sakti ho.
Kangna - Kaam to tum dono ne maar khane wala hi kiya hai. Or mujhe bura bhi bahut laga hai tumhari is harkat se….waise ye samaan utha k laila majnoo ban kar kaha jaa rahe ho?
Nishant - Pata nahi….apne ghar walo ne to nikaal diya ab kismat jaha le jaaye waha chale jayengey.
Kangna  taali bajate huye - Waah ! Kya aulade hai...apne Maa or Pyo ko dukh pahucha k or dono parivaro k beech dushmani ki diwaar khadi kar k dono yaha se bhaag rahe ho….itni giri huyi soch to meri bhi nahi hai.
Nishant - to tum kehna kya chahti hoon?
Kangna - Gay ho lekin ho to mard hi na chudiya thode hi pehni hai meri tarha ….lado apne pyaar k liye, apne gharwalon ki narazgi door karo, unhe samjhao or fir se dono parivaro me dosti karwao.
Nishant or Saket achambhe me the k jhalli Kangna aisi samjhdar wali baatein kar rahi hai.
Saket - Lekin ye sab hoga kaise wo to hume ghar me bhi ghusne nahi denge.
Tabhi wo un dono ka samaan lete huye - Chalo mere saath
Nishant - Nahi Nahi ..hum tumhare ghar me kaise reh sakte hai.
Kangna - Mai jhalli hi sahi lekin Saket ji se pyaar to maine sach me kiya tha isliye tumhe tumhare pyaar ko proove karne ka ek moka de rahi hoon or ye sab mai free me nahi kar rahi iske badle tumse kiraya lungi...baaki nafrat to mujhe tum dono se abhi bhi hai.
or apne privaaro k saamne rahoge to unhe bhi ek karne me tumhe madad milegi…
Wo dono use khushi se gale laga lete hai.
Kangna - Bas bas jyada emotional Attyachar karne ki jarurat nahi hai ab chalo mere ghar.
Wo sab jaaje lagtr hai.
Nishant rukte huye - lekin Pummi aunty?
Kangna mann me kuch sochte huye - wait and watch..

Pummi k Ghar ..

Pummi apne kudi ka fir se roka na hone ka gam mana rahi thi.
Pummi khud se - Haaye meri kudi ki kismat kitni kharaab hai, ab kon karega usse shaadi. Ye Saket or Nishant mil jaaye to unko Nagin ki tarha das lu.
Saket Unki baat sun k darr jata hai jo teeno ghar k bahar hi khade ho k sun rahe the.
Saket - oye teri maa to hume dasne ki baatein kar rahi hai.
Kangna - To kaam bhi tum logo ne dasne wala hi kiya hai.
Nishant - Point hai.
Kangna - Chalo mere saath….

Wo sab andar jaate hai.

Kangna - mummy dekho mai kise layi hoon.
Pummi ki najar sidhe un dono pe jaati hai!
Pummi chillate huye - Oye...tu unhe dhar k rakh mai abhi Kitchen se chaku laandi aa… inka kaam aaj to tamaam samjho.
Saket darte huye - Teri maa humari bali dene wali hai kuch to kar
Kangna - Don't worry , ye kuch pal ka gussa hai jo ufaan maar raha hai.
Pummi sidha aati hai or un dono e chad biathti ha।
Pummi gusse me  - Tum  dono gaayo
Sab sochte huye - Kyaaaaaa?
Pummi - Sorry my mistake...tum dono gayo ne meri kudi ki zindagi barbad kar k rakh di hai.
Nishant - Aunty Gayo nahi gays hota hai
Pummi - tu chup kar….mai tujhe kitna sidha sadha munda samjhti payi si lekin tu to meetha aam nikla….
Nishant - Aap humari baat to suniye….Hum bhi sabki tarha normal hai.
Kangna - Haan Maa….or inhe ek moka to hume dena chahiye … jisse ye dono parivaro ko ek kar sake.isliye mai inhe yaha laayi hoon.
Pummi - Tum chup kar...Bhool mat inhone tere saath kya kiya...badi aayi wakeel banne wali…
Pummi ka gussa thoda thanda hote dekh wo Nishant or Saket ko uske pairo me dhakka de kar gira deti hai.
Kangna - dekho na Mummy, dono maafi maag rahe hai please inhe maaf kar do.
Pummi thodi der shaanti se sochne lagti hai.
Pummi - Theek hai...lekin ye mat samjhna mai yaha tum dono ko free me rehne dungi...kirayedar ho to kiraya bhi dena hoga.
Dono haan me sar hila dete hai.
Pummi - is ghar k niyamo se chalna hoga.
Dono dubarq sar hila dete hai
Pummi - Apni jimmedariyo ko samjhna hoga, tumhari ye bachkaani harkate yaha nahi chalengi.
Dono fir se sar hila dete hai.
Pummi - par dono so ge  kaha?
Kangna ek dum se - Mere kamre me.
Pummi - or tu?
Kangna huste huye - Aapke room me.
Pummi - fitte muhh….aaj kal k bacche jo na karaye kam hai….suno tum dono Love birds.. yaha khade khade  battiisi dikhana band karo or  jaao fresh ho jaao. Ek baar khane ka time nikal gaya to pet pe gila towel baandh k sona.
Dono ek baar fir se haan me sar hila dete hai.

Ahluwalia house me….

Avni bhaagte huye Preeto k paas aati hai jo bahut khush lag rahi thi.
Avni - bebe…! Bebe…! Aapko pata hai
Preeto - tera bhi ajeeb hai jab khushi ka moka hunda hai to tu aansu banhane lagti hai or aaj jab mera puttar ghar chhod k chala gaya to tu hus rahi hai.
Avni - Nahi bebe...Nishant kahi nahi gaya balki Pummi k ghar pe hai. Maine abhi use waha dekha.
Preeto khushi se - Kya ….Nishant puttar yahi hai...Waah ye Pummi to humesha maangne aati thi aaj kaise humare puttar ko rakh liya.
Tabhi Kripal aa jaate hai…
Kripal - Kisne kise rakh liya bebe?
Preeto or Avni ek dum chup ho jaate hai.
Preeto - wo Nishant …
Kripal - Uska naam aaj k baad is ghar me koi nahi lega...marr gaya wo hum sabke liye...or jo usse milne ya baat karne ki koshish karega….wo bhi mere liye humesha k liye marr jayega..

Bedi house me…

Simran Saket ki yaad me aansu baha rahi thi.
Kunal - Mat ro maa...ek baar daddy Ji ka gussa thanda ho jaane do uske baad hum Saket ko khud le kar aayenge.
Tej - Koi Saket Paket ab is ghar me nahi aayega… Uska naam aaj k baad is ghar me koi nahi lega.Bediyo ki pure mohalle me thu thu kara k na jaane kaha maje maar raha hoga.

Pummi k ghar….

Saket - Waah...aunty aap to bahut accha khana banati hai
Pummi - Makkhan dala hai maine khane me...to mujhe makkhan laga mat. Chup chaap kha. Or do din me mujhe advanced kiraya chahiye kahi se bhi intejaam kar lena.….
Saket muh bana k khaane lagta hai.
Kangna - Lekin mummy ..itni jaldi dono ko job kaise milegi?
Pummi - Wo sab mai kuch nahi jaanti….mujhe kiraya chahiye to chahiye .
Nishant - Theek hai aunty...hum koshish karenge.
Nishant mann me - ab mujhe hi kuch karna hoga..dono parivaro ko milane k liye bhi or Kuch paise kamane k liye bhi….lekin Kaise?

To be continue….

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 18

Agle din Nishant jaldi uth k ghar se bahar nikalne ki taiyaari me lag jata hai. Wo Saket k maathe pe pyaar se haath ferta hai jo abhi bhi soya hua tha. Or kisi ko bina kuch bataye ghar se nikal jata hai.
Wo bahar aakar apne ghar ki taraf dekhta hai jiske darwaje abhi bhi uske liye band the. Wo us taraf se muh fer k apne raaste ki taraf badh jata hai. Aaj uski manjil ek job ki talash thi jisse uski income ho sake or wo Pummi ko kiraye dene k vaade pe khara utar sake.

Wo khud se - Maine aunty ko bol to diya hai k kal tak unke haath advance kiraya rakh dunga but itni jaldi mujhe kon job dega. Or mujh jaise inexperienced student ko to koi dhang ka kaam aata bhi nahi to kon mujhe job dega.
Wo isi soch me road pe bina kuch khaye piye  chala jaa raha tha tabhi uski najar ek newspaper stall pe padati hai. Uske dimaag me idea baba ne apni ghanti baja di thi.

Nishant - haan ye sahi rahega.
Wo bina waqt gawaye news paper ki shop pe jata hai or paper kharid leta hai or itminaan se usme job  classified colom ko dekhne lagta hai jaha kayi job vacancies nikalti hai.

Nishant apne me hi - Wow ….personal assistant chahiye… jyada qualification nahi maangi hai. Ye job to mujhe mil sakti hai.
Wo aage padhta hai.
Nishant - Ye kya … Timing raat 12 baje se lekar subha 6 baje tak or sirf ladki honi chahiye….
Ufff….aaj kal k tharki logo ko na jaane kya ho gaya hai ladkiyo ki koi respect hi nahi hai…..aage dekhte hai. Ummmmmm…..Ek watch man  chahiye jo ghar k bhi kaam karne layak ho. Ufff mai is paper ko faad na doon.
Wo aise hi vacancies dekh raha tha tabhi uski najar ek call center ki vacant pe padti hai.
Nishant khushi se - ye mere liye perfect job hai mai isi ka interview dene jaaunga.
Or wo call center k raaste pe chal padta hai.

Call Center office….

Wo waha pahuch k apni baari ka intezar karne lagta hai kyuki interview k liye candidate ki bheed jyada thi.
Nishant khud se - hey waheguru.. meher kar or in sab me se mujhe ye job dila de.
Kareeb do ghante intezar karne k baad office ka pune sabko batata hai k interview kaham ho chuka hai or jinka selection hona tha unka ho chuka hai. Baaki log jaa sakte hai.
Nishant k liye ye news kisi jwalamukhi fatne jitni kam nahi thi. Wo ummeed baandhe hua tha jo uski sehensheelta ka uska gussa ban k foot padi thi.
Nishant chillate huye - aise kaise aap mujhe jaane k liye bol sakte ho mai yaha kab se baitha hoon.
Pune - sorry sir...lekin Humare boss ne kaha hai interview band karne ko.
Nishant - aise kaise keh sakte hai aapke boss. Mai unse baat karta hoon.
Wo bilkul garam chimte ki tarha tamtmata hua Office k malik k room me gush jata hai.
Nishant - sir ye kya badtamiji hai aapne hume subha se baitha k humara tumr waste kiya hai or upar se bina interview liye jaane ko keh rahe hai.
Office ka boss ek dum se apni chair ghumata hai or Nishant ko dekhta hai. Nishant ki bhi najre uske surkh chehre pe padti hai. Jo ek 25 saal ka nojawan ladka tha.
Wo - I am sorry...aap ki asuvidha k liye hume khed hai lekin jis tarha k candidate ki hume jarurat thi wo hume mil chuka hai.
Nishant ka gussa usko dekhne k baad kam jarur ho gaya tha lekin gaya nahi tha.
Nishant - but sir...mai bhi is job k liye kaabil hoon or aap bina mujhe meri kabiliyat saabit kiye jaane k liye kaise keh sakte hai.
Wo ladka - dekhiye aap gusse me lag rahe hai lijiye paani pijiye.
Wo apna paani Nishant ko dete huye kehta hai. Ye dekh k  pune ko bhi ajeeb lagta hai.
Wo ladka - Dekhiye humne jinhe job pe rakha hai unhe mana to kar nahi sakte or dusari koi vacancy bhi nahi hai k uske liye aapka interview le….haan rahi baat moke ki to ek  moka sabko milna chahiye… to aap agar us shaksh ko convince kar paaye k wo aapni job aapko transfer kare tab hum aapka bhi interview le sakte hai.
Nishant - lekin koi haath aayi job lene se kyu mana karega.
Wo ladka - aap khud hi baat kar lijiye.
Wo pune ko us ladke ko bulane k liye kehta hai jise kuch der pehle job pe rakha gaya tha.

Kuch der baad….

Cabin k door par knock hota hai.
Ek ladka - Mai andar Aa sakta hoon.
Wo ladka (Boss) - yes coming….Mr..Nishant ye hai Mr. Saket jinhe humne job di hai...aap inse baat kar lijiye.
Saket ka naam sun k wo jaldi se pichhe dekhta hai. Haan ye uska Hi Saket tha. Jitna shocked Saket ko dekh k Nishant tha utna Nishant ko dekh ke Saket tha.
Nishant jaldi se - mujhe ye job nahi chahiye.
Wo ladka (boss) - aree abhi aap job paane k liye lad rahe the suddenly kya ho gaya?
Nishant - Nahi aapne mujhse bhi jyada kabil insaan ko rakha hai...mujhe ye job ki koi jarurat nahi hai….mai chalta hoon.
Jaate jaate wo Saket ki aankho me dekhta hai...Saket bhi Nishant k chehre pe padh leta hai k ye sab maajhra kya hai.

Pummi k ghar pe…

Saket wapas ghar aa raha tha jisse aate huye Tej apni chhat se dekh lete hai.
Tej mann me - Ye kalmuha abhi bhi isi mohaalle me naach raha hai. ye Pummi k ghar kyu jaa raha. Is Pummi ki bacchi nu maine dekh lena hai..apne ghar wich jagah di hai. Or ye Uniform me kyu hai lagta kahi nokari lagi hai lat saheb ko….hmmm uski akal thikane laane k liye kuch to karna hoga.

Saket ghar me aata hai or aate hi Pummi k haatho me pura to nahi lekin aadha kiraya rakh deta hai jo usne apne boss se badi minnato k baad advance salary k roop me maanga tha. Ye dekh Nishant khushi se jhoom jata hai. Pummi ko bhi yakeen ho jata hai ye dono ladke use chuna laga k nahi bhaagne wale. Kangana bhi khush thi.

Room me….

Saket k aate hi wo uske gale lag jata hai.
Nishant - mai bahut khush hoon.
Saket - kis liye???
Nishant - aaj maine ek jhalle Saket ko nahi ek samajhdaar Saket ko dekha hai jo jimmedarIyo ko nibhana acche se jaanta hai.
Sakte - wo to mai hoon….waise tum waha office kya kar rahe the?
Nishant - mai to waha job k liye interview dene gaya tha. Lekin tum waha mujhse pehle kaise pahuche...mai to tumhe sota hua chhod k gaya tha.
Saket - Pata nahi...jab mai so ke utha to mere haath k niche news paper tha jispe is job k advertising pe mark laga hua tha to maine socha tumne rakha hai or pata nahi subha subha tum kaha chale gaye  isliye mai bina jaldi jadli me bina bataye  interview de chal diya.
Nishant sochte huye - lekin maine koi mark kiya hua Newspaper nahi rakha.
Dono Kangana se puchhte hai lekin Kangna bhi haami nahi bharati.
Dono soch mead jaate hai k unki madad kisne ki ?

To be continue..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 19

Pammi kisi se phone pe baat kar rahi thi.
Pummi huste huye - O ji aap kade bhi fikar na karo.. wo dono mere ghar wich aa gaye hai or maine apna pehla vaar bhi kar ditta si. Ab te bas dekhna hai unki himmat kab tutati hai.
Saamne se kisi ki awaaj aati hai.
Ek bhari awaaj - Maine bhi jo plan banaya hai wo bhi shuru ho chuka hai. Ek pal ko laga k saare kiye karaye pe paani fir gaya lekin Ab dekhna hai k kab iska ant hoga.
Pummi - ji canga...ab mai phone rakhti hoon.
Pummi jaise hi mudti hai apne pichhe Nishant ko paati hai.
Nishant - aunty aap kisse baat kar rahi thi itni raat ko?
Pummi apne gusse k picche apne darr ko chupane lagti hai.
Pummi - oye tujhe usse kya? Or tu yaha waha bhoot varga kyu bhatak raha hai?
Nishant - mai paani pi k bas jaane wala tha.
Pummi - to ja na...yaha meri sar pe baith k kharrate bharega...bada aayaa...huuh
Usko suna k Pummi chali jaafi hai. Nishant bhi apne room me aakar Saket k bagal me let jata hai.
Thode der ki shanti k baad wo chuppi todta hai.
Saket - Nishant….Pammi aunty tumse aise baat karti hai mujhe bilkul accha nahi lagta.
Nishant - kya...tumne sab kuch sun liya?
Saket - Haan. Wo loud speeker si  chillayengi to kisi ko bhi sunayi de jayega.
Nishant - humari wajah se unhone apni beti ka do do baar rishta tutate huye dekha hai uske baad bhi hume apne ghar me jagah di to thoda bahut gussa karna to banta hai na.
Saket - Hmmm...you are right… lekin mujhe apne ghar ki bahut yaad aa rahi hai kya tumhe nahi aati?
Nishant uth k baitn jata hai.
Nishant - aati hai...Daddy ji, Mummy, bebe, Anshika sabki yaad aati hai. Lekin agar waha k baare me socha to tumhe kho dunga.
Saket ek dum se uthte huye - kyu na hum ek baar fir se unhe manaye..apne rishte k sahi hone yakeen dilaaye.?
Nishant - nahi nahi...wo nahi manenge. Pehle bhi to unhone hume nahi samjha.
Saket - to hum ek dusare k ghar jaate hai or unhe samjhate hai….kaisa laga idea.
Nishant huste huye - tum abhi so jaao nahi to first day hi late ho jaaoge...or mujhe bhi kal dusari jagah interview k liye jana hai.
Saket - mujhe job mil to gayi hai. To tumhe interview dene ki kya jarurat….tum kal se college jaaoge samjhe?
Nishant - mai part time job to karunga. Jisse yaha se nikal kar kisi dusari jagah jaa sake kab tak Kangna k room me rahenge….mai Din me college shaam ko kaam karunga
Saket use pyaar se maarte huye - Tum nahi manoge...theek hai mujhe to tumhare saath raat me rehne me maja aayega
Nishant sharmate huye - aisa kyu?
Saket - batau.
Itna kehte huye wo uske pas aane lagta hai.
Nishant - saitaani baad me ...abhi so jaao.
Wo Saket ko jabardasti leta deta hai or uske seene pe sar rakh k so jata hai.

Next day…

Subha subha thand ka prakop tha lekin suraj devta bhi apni roshni se use kaatne me lage huye the. Door k gurudware me ardaas ho rahi thi.  Ahluwalia house me Preeto aakhe band kar ardaas sunne me magan thi.

“Ek omkaar satnaam.
Nirbhay  nirbho”

Tabhi Avni unke liye chai laati hai jisse unka dhyaan tut jata hai.
Avni - bebe chai.
Preeto peete huye - waah kya baat hai...aaj to chai bahut acchi bani hai na patti jyada hai na chini kam.tu kab se sudhar gayi.
Avni - jab se us ghar ki ronak Nishant gaya hai.
Preeto - mann to mera bhi bahut karta hai use dekhne ka use gale lagane ka.
Avni khush hote huye - to hum usse mil k aate hai...kisiko pata nahi chalega.
Tabhi Kripal aa jaate hai.
Kripal - Kisi ko kya nahi pata chalega.
Avni or Preeto ki to sitti bitti gul ho gayi thi.
Preeto - dekh na puttar is mui Avni ne fir se chai me chini kam or patti jyada kar di. Wahi keh rahi thi isse k kya socha kisi ko pata nahi chalega.
Avni Preeto ko ghurne lagti hai.
Avni - bebe...abhi to aap chai ki tariff.
Wo apni baat keh hi rahi thi k Preeto use chunti kattati hai jisse Avni jor se chillati hai.
Kripal - isme kon si nayi baat hai bebe...accha mai bahar jaa raha hoon der ho jayegi aane me.
Avni - lekin aap jaa kanha rahe.
Kripal jaate huye - bas aise hi thodi sair karne…

Bedi house me…

Sab dinning table pe baithe breakfast kar rahe the.
Kunal - maa aap khaa kyu nahi rahi?
Simran - kya khau puttar Saket ki yaad me meri to bhook pyaas hi marr gayi hai.
Tej - uska bhagode ka  naam mat lena. Aaj kal Pummi k ghar dera dala hai usne us Nishant k saath.
Simran khush hote huye - sacch ji
Tej - jyada khush hone ki jarurat nahi hai...or khabardaar kisi ne bhi usse baat karne ki koshish ki…...mai bahar ek jaruri kaam se jaa raha hoon wapas aane me late ho jayega.
Itna keh k wo chale jaate hai.

Saket auto se apne office pahuchta hai. Wo auto se utar kar auto driver ko paise de hi raha tha k uski najar Kripal pe padti hai jo uske office se bahar  aa rahe the unhe dekh k wo chhup jata hai.
Saket khud se - ye Kripal uncle ji yaha kya karne aaye the...akhir chakkar kya hai...pata kara padega.

Wo andar jata hai. To raaste me use uske boss jinka naam Anirudh tha mil jaate hai.
Saket - Good Morning sir.
Anirudh - good morning Saket….yaar dekho ye sir var na kaha karo mai bhi  tumhari hi umar ka hoon call me only Anirudh ok.
Saket - ok Sir i mean Anirudh.
Pune unki baat sun k dang reh jata hai.
Pune mann me - Kya baat hai aaj tak Sir ne kisi ko bhi apna naam lene k liye nahi kaha or s kal k aaye ladke k saath itna apnapan...kuch to chakkar hai. Warna aise akdu boss ne Saket ko ek baar me kaam pe rakh liya.

Saket soch me tha k kaise puche k Kripal yaha kyu aaye the lekin usko pchhne ka koi jariya nahi mil raha tha…

Pummi house me …

Avni or Preeto Nishant se milne aaye the or uske liye jarurat ka samaan bhi laaye the lekin Nishant pehle hi office k liye nikal chuka tha.
Pummi - aree behen ji in sab kya jarurat thi. Maine aapke bete ka bahut acche se khyaal rakha hai.  Uske badle me usse ek rupaye ka sikka bhi nahi liya hai.
Avni - ji aapka bahut karz hai k aapne humare bete ko chhat di nahi to wo kaha jata. Jabki humare bete me aapki beti k bhavnaao ka kaise majak bana diya tha.
Preeto - haan puttar ...aaj tak jitna samaan tu humare ghar se maang k le gayi hai..uska karz tune humare bacche ko apne ghar me rakh k utaar diya..menu tujhe koi bhi shikayat nahi hai.
Pummi huste huye - lo kar lo baat...wo baat to mai or Kangna kab ka bhool gaye...Kangna hi to un dono ko yaha le kar aayi hai.

Kangna un sabki baat chhup k sun rahi thi.
Kangna khudse - ye mummy har waqt to un dono ko kuch na kuch sunati rehti hai to aaj ye Punjab ki paancho nadiya ulati kyu behne lagi kuch to chakkar hai pata lagana hoga.

Preeto - accha hum jaate hai agar Kripal Puttar ne dekh liya to hume bhi ghar se nikal dega. Chal Avni...aap ye samaan Nishant ko de dena.

Wo dono Pummi k ghar se jaisi nikalti hai Simran se takra jaati hai jo Pummi k ghar  hi jaa rahi thi. Simran un dono ghoor k dekhti hai or bina unse mile Pummi k ghar me chali jaati hai.
Preeto ko uska ye paraya vyavhar accha nahi lagta.

Tej ko kisi ka phone aata hai.

Tej huste huye - yaha  Plan bilkul perfect jaa raha hai. Hope so waha bhi sab changa hoga.
Saamne se ek awaaj aati hai - haan bilkul…Saket pe meri pUri najar hai.
Tej khud se - ab mujhe dekhna hai Saket  tum kab tak ye job pe tikte ho.

To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas
Episode 20

Call center me…

Saket isi soch me pareshan tha ke Kripal yaha iya kar raha tha.
Tabhi uske boss Anirudh uske paas aate hai.

Anirudh - Or Saket kaisa jaa raha hai pehla din?
Saket khade hote huye - good sir.
Anirudh - tumhe kaha hai na mujhe Sir mat kaha karo…..anyways sab lunch time me khane gaye tum kyu nahi gaye.?
Saket - sir mera matlab Anirudh mai lunch nahi laya.
Anirudh - Koi baat nahi ...mai jaa raha lunch karne  tum mere saath kha lo.
Saket bhi bina naa kahe haami har deta hai.

Pune un dono ki baatein door se  sun raha tha…
Pune mann me - ye akdu aaj itna makhan kyu ban raha hai. Mere to baal hi jhad jayenge soch soch k.

Pummy house me…

Jaise Avni or Preeto Nishant k liye jaruri samaan laayin thi waise hi Simran bhi laayi thi lekin Tej se chhupte chhupate..
Pummi - aree parjaayi ji iski kya jarurat thi..mai Saket ka khyaal apne bacche jaisa rakhti hoon.
Simran - jaanti hoon ….lekin maa hoon na maa ko khyaal rakhna padta hai.
Pummi huste huye - ji bilkul bilkul…

Kangna bhi waha aa dhamakti hai.

Kangna - mummy aaj ke mausam k mijaj kuch badla badla hai na …
Pummi use chup rehne ka ishara karti hai.
Simran - kya matlab beta….mai kuch samjhi nahi.
Pummi huste huye - kuch nahi kuch nahi meri kudi ko to aadat hai bak bak karme ki.
Simran - accha mai chalti hoon…. Isse pehle k Saket k pyo menu dekh le.

Udhar Nishant bhi College se koi part time job dhoode nikal jata hai. Or wo job dhundte dhoondte….ek coffee shop tak pahuch jata hai. Jaha ek volunteer ki jarurat thi. Wo waha jata hai...or luckily use job bhi mil jaati hai..

Wo us shop se nikal hi raha tha k Saket ko dekh leta hai..jo usi coffee shop me Anirudh k saath aa raha tha.

Nishant khud se - ye Saket yaha kya kar raha hai or uske saath kon hai…

Ahluwalia house me…

Kripal ghar aa jaate hai lekin Avni or Preeto usse pehle se hi ghar me praves kar chuki thi.  Kripal bina kuch bole apne room me chale jaate hai or kisi ko phone milate hai.

Kripal - Haan maine pura plan samjha diya hai…kal tak aag ko hawa bhi mil jayegi...bas ab dhamake ki der hai.
Phone rakhte hi wo khud se - Inspector Jolly you are great..hahahaha

Avni room k bahar se sab sun rahi thi.
Avni   - ye Nishant k pyo ki khichdi paka rahe hai…or Inspector Jolly beech me kaha se aa gaye..
Wo Preeto k paas rote rote aati hai...or rote huye puri raam katha sunati hai.
Preeto - Tenu pura yakeen hai ga k usne Us baddimaag Jolly ka naam liya…
Avni - haan bebe...pata nahi ye kya karne wale hai.
Preeto bhi soch me pad  jaati hai.

Coffee shop me…

Dono andar aate hai or kuch khane k liye oder karte hai
Saket - Aap baitho mai hand wash kar k aata hoon.
Saket chala jata hai jabki Anirudh wahi baitha rehta hai.
Nishant bhi wapas aata hai ye pata karne k office time me Saket ye kiske saath ghoom raha hai. Wo Anirudh ko akela pata hai to usi se puchna uchit sakjhta hai.

Nishant - xcues me…
Anirudh - ji kahiye…
Nishant - ye jo aapke saath aaye hai wo kaha gaye hai?
Anirudh - ohh Saket darling ….wo to washroom gaya hai.
Uske muh se Saiet k liye Darling sun k Nishant k kaan khade ho jaate hai…

Nishant - Darling….!!!!!
Anirudh - ab apne...boyfriend ko darling na bolu to kya bolu!
Ab to Nishant k pairo tale zameen sarakna pakka tha.
Anirudh - kya kare ye India hai na isliye abhi uska Boyfriend ban k rehna pad raha hai warna kab ka hum shadi kar lete…
Mujhe koi sharm nahi apne aap ko gay kehne me.

Nishant k aankho me aansu aa jaate hai or wo bina kuch bole waha se bhaag jata hai or ghar aa jata hai. Jaha Kangna or Pummi use aise andar jaate dekh thoda soch me pad jaate hai.
Kangna uske paas jaati hai …
Kangna - kya hua Nishant ...darwaja kholo..?
Lekin band darwaaje k andar se sui girne jitni awaaj bhi nhi aati.
Jabki Pummi wahi khadi kisi ko phone milati hai…

Pummi - well done…..tumne apna kaam bakhoobi kiya...ab dekhna hai k mere kudi ko aansu dene wale k aansu kab tak rukte hai

Fir Pummi huste huye…- I am Joking….accha rakhti hoon...or deohti hoon aaag kaha tak faili hai.

To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 21

Shaam hone ko thi. Nishant apne room me shant baitha tha. Kangna bhi darwaja peet peet k thak chuki thi. Usne koshish karna bhi chhod diya tha. Pammi har kriya pratikriya pe najar rakhe huyi thi k aage kya hone wala hai.

Ahluwalia house me…

Avni Preeto ko sab kuch batati hai.
Avni - bebe jarur ...Nishant de pyo Jolly ji naal milke kuch khichdi paka rahe hai.
Preeto - oye ye kya kehndi payi hai...mera puttar or us sarfire inspector de naal….ki khap pai raha hai is ghar me.
Avni - menu te ye lagda hai kuch bada dhamaka hon wala hai.
Utni der me Kripal bhi aa jate hai.
Kripal - dhamaka to hone wala hai ab dekhna hai k dhamka kitni jor se hone wala hai.

Dono ko kuch samjah nahi aata. Itna keh k Kripal chale jaate hai.
Idhar Saket Pummi k ghar pahuchta hai or khaas baat ye thi k Anirudh use khud apni car se chhodne aaya tha. Car ki awaaj sun Nishant khidki pe aa k taktaki baandh k dekhne lagta hai ...or uski najar Saket or Anirudh par padti hai. Wo or hataash ho jata hai.

Saket - thanks Anirudh mujhe yaha tak chhodne k liye..
Anirudh huste huye  - thanks kaisa… ye to mera plan I mean mera farz tha.

Saket  ko kuch samjh nahi aata. Or wo jaane lagta hai tabhi Anirudh use kheech k apne gale laga leta hai.
Ye dekh Nishant ki saans maano uske gale ki haddi me fas si jaati hai.
Wo duad k bahar aane lagta hai. Kangna or Pummi use aise jaata dekh soch me pad jaate hai k wo aise kaha jaa raha hai.

Pummi huste huye - oye ..wahe guru….tera lakh lakh sukar hai ab lagta hai plan kaamyaab ho hi jaayega.
Wo jaldi se phone milati hai.
Pummi - Picture shuru ho chuki hai bas darshko ki kami hai...aa jaayiye …..

Or phone jaldi se fenkte huye huste huye bahar aati hai. Utni der me Saket samjh nahi pata k Anirudh kya chaa raha hai.
Saket - Anirudh ye kya rahe ho?
Anirudh - kyu apne dost ko gale laga k vida bhi nahi kar sakta.
Saket - huste huye - bilkul kar sakte ho….sach kahu mujhe lag hi raha k aap mere boss ho.

Utni der me pichhe se awaaj aati hai.
Nishant - to kya lag raha tumhara boyfriend hai.
Saket Nishant ki taraf  dekhta hai. Jo aag babula huye jaa raha tha gussa uski aankho se jwala ban kar footne ko taiyaar tha.
Saket - kya …?
Nishant - bano mat….maine sab dekh liya hai bada lipata jhapti ho rahi hai dono me.
Saket ko kuch samjh nahi aata k chakkar kya hai.
Kangna or Pammi bhi bahar aa jaate hai. Anirudh ko dekh k Kangna kuch bolne jaati hai jaise wo use jaanti ho lekin Pummi uska haath daba k chup rehne ka ishara karti hai.
Kangna - Mummy ye to…
Pummi - jaanti hoon ...bas chup chaap tamash. dekhti jaao.

Udhar Saket is gutthi ko suljhane ki koshish kar raha tha.
Nishnat - Agar tumhara mere se mann bhar gaya tha to bata dete...mai khud tumhare raaste se hat jata … ye sab natak karne ki kya jarurat thi.
Saket - kya mann ..kaisa natak? Mujhe sach me tumhari baatein Hawaiiya hi lag rahi hai.
Nishant chillate huye - lo ...ab tumhe meri baatein hawayiya bhi lagne lagi….Daddy ji theek kehte the k gay love  relationship sirf tan milne tak hi rehta hai isliye tum us din se  mere kareeb aane k liye mare jaa rahe the.

Nishant ki chillane ki awaaj sun k pura mohalla bahar aa jata hai. Bedi parivar or Ahluwalia parivar bhi ekattha ho jata hai.

Preeto - oye Puttar ki hoya?
Nishant - kuch nahi bebe kisika sach saamne aa gaya.
Saket - Kya bakwas kar rahe Nishant ...bina soche mujh pe iljaam lagaye jaa rahe . Mai tumse pyaar karta tha isliye us din kiss..

Itna kehte kehte wo ruk jata hai kyuki aas paas uske bade bujurg khade the.

Nishant - Haan...aage bolo chup kyu ho gaye...or maine us din kiss nahi di...tumhare kareeb nahi aaya to tumne Anirudh me wo pyaar dhoodna chaha.
Anirudh undono ki Baatein sun dheere dheere hus raha tha.

Kripal bhi aag me ghee jhokne ka kaam karte hai.
Kripal - maine pehle hi kaha tha tumhe Nishant gay love jaisa kuch nahi hota hoti hai to bas bhook jism ki bhook.
Preeto gusse me - oye tu ki dono bacho ko galat salat path padha raha hai.

Avni ka bhi rone ka karyakram shuru ho jata hai.
Avni dahaade maar k rote huye - Haayo rabba mere puttar di zindagi barbaad ho gayi...uska pyaar shuru hone se pehle hi khatam ho gaya.
Preeto - offo….chup kar or yaha mere bagal me khadi reh or muh se ungli hatni nahi chahiye.
Avni waisa waisa karti hai jaisa Preeto kehti hai.

Kangna dheere se - mummy….aap kuch bolti kyu nahi..or ye Anirudh veer ji yaha kya kar rahe hai.
Pammi - Tujhe bola na chup chaap ye drama dekh to dekh….

Jab Kripal bolne lage the to Tej bhi  pichhe kaha hatne wale the.
Tej - Pehli baar Kripal ne theek kaha hai bebe…..in dono ka pyaar bas chaar din ki chaandni thi. Dekhiye andheri raat aa gayi.

Saket Nishant k gaal pe haath rakh kar use yekeen dilane ki koshish karne lagta hai.
Saket - Jaisa tum soch rahe waisa kuch bhi nahi hai.
Anirudh to mere dost kam boss hai kyu hai na Anirudh ….
Ab Anirudh ki baari thi bolne ki.
Anirudh baatein banate huye - ye kya keh rahe Saket... tumne mujhe i love you kyu bola agar hum sirf dost the...kyu mere gale lage.
Saket uski baat sun k dang reh jata hai.

Pammi huste huye - ye pada chonka.
Kangna mann me  -. Anirudh or Saket se pyaar..ye kab hua .. to fir Dolly ka kya hoga….mujhe use call kar k sab batana hoga.
Or jhalli Kangna Dolly k. Call laga k yaha bula leti hai.

Nishant gusse se Saket ka haath apne gaalo se hata k jhatak deta hai.
Saket - ye sab kya ho raha hai...tum jhoot kyu bol rahe.
Anirudh - Accha tumne mujhe gale nahi lagaya ….hum lunch me nahi gaye keh do ye sab jhoot hai.
Saket gusse me Anirudh ka collar pakad leta hai.

Sab dekhte hi reh jaate hai.
Kunal Saket ko Anirudh se alag karne ki koshish karta hai.

Nishant - ab ye natak tumhara or nahi chalega Saket...mujhe dikhane k liye abhi collar pakad rahe na jaane mere peeth pichhe  kya kya karte hoge.

Kripal dheere de - Dekh rahi hai bebe Inke pyaar or bharose or  mohhabat ki kahani ek hi jhatke me dhuaa ban kar ud gayi.
Preeto - dekh bhi rahi hoon or samjh bhi. Aaj kal pyaar de rang badalte der nahi lagdi . Unki anubhavi aankho ne sab dekh liya tha.

Nishant kuch jyada hi bol gaya tha. Saket ko uspe bhi gussa aane laga tha.
Wo apna aapa kho k  usko maarne jaa hi raha tha k ek awaaj aati hai.

Wo awaaj - ruk jaao….mere ilaake me koi hathapayi nahi hogi.
Sab dekhte hai to wo inspector Jolly or hawaldar Bulbule the.
Jolly - mera naam hai Jolly or pyaar ki deta hoon sabko goli.
Bulbule - waah sir kya baat kahi hai.

Saket - aayiye Jolly ji or girftaar kar lijiye is jhuthe Anirudh ko.
Nishant - uske saath saath is farebi  Saket ko bhi hathkadi pehna dijiye.

Simran - suniye...aap kuch bolte kyu nahi …
Tej- jo ho raha bas chup kar dekhti jaa.

Kripal - ab aayega or maja…
Kripal - Pammi ko thums up kar k muskurate hai. Pammi bhi isharo me unhe hus k jawaab deti hai.

Jolly - le kar to mai jaaunga ….lekin Anirudh ko nahi tum dono ko.
Saket or Nishant ki aankhe chhad jaati hai ye sun k.
Nishant chonkte huye- ye aap kya keh rahe Jolly ji?
Saket - humne kya kiya?

Tabhi Jolly Bulbule ko ishara karte hai. Or Bulbule Dono ko ek ek chaped kas kas k lagata hai.
Dono thappad kha k gir jaate hai.

To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 22

Simran or Avni apne baccho ko uthane k liye daudti hai lekin Tej or Kripal dono ko rok dete hai. Lekin Kangna se ab raha nahi jata.

Kangan chillate huye - ye sab kya ho raha hai...Jolly ji aapto prem pujari hai...to do prem ki panchhi k saath aisa kaise kar saket hai.
Or Anirudh tum Saket se pyaar kab se …..tumne itna bhi nahi socha tum shaadi suda ho tumhare bacche bhi hai.

Ye sun k Saket or Nishant ko or jhatka lagta hai k Kangna Anirudh ko jaanti hai.

Jolly - Kangna puttar mujhe pyaar k do panchhi to kahi nahi dikh rahe haan do kutte ladte jarur dikh rahe jo ek dusare pe bharosa rakhe bina iljaam lagaye jaa raha or dusara use araam se samjhye bina us par haath utha raha hai. Pyaar hai kaha dono me.

Ab pure mahaul me shaanti pasar jaati hai. Nishant or Saket sar jhukaaye khade ho jaate hai.

Jolly - Chii….mujhe tum dono se ye ummeed nahi thi. Kitna garv mehsoos kiya tha tumhare rishte pe maine ek police wala hone k baad bhi lekin aaj tum dono ne mujhe meri galati ka ehsaas dilaya hai. Mera naam hai Jolly or Pyaar ki deta hoon sabko goli. Lekin yaha to nafrat or shak k bina kuch nahi dikh raha.

Jolly Nishant k paas aata hai.
Jolly - Nishant puttar ! Kya hua tumahra bharosa jo ghar chhodte waqt tumne Saket pe kiya tha. Ek ajnabee ki baat sun k sab hawa ho gaya. Ye kaisa pyaar hai. Pyaar hai ya koi deal.

Ab wo Saket ki taraf aate hai.
Jolly - Saket ! Kya hua tumhare us vaade ka jo tumne Nishant k saath nibhane ka kiya tha. Aise nibhaoge saath use maarte or pitate huye.

Sab shanti se khade ho Jolly ki baat sun rahe the. Dono ko khud pe bahut sharam aa rahi thi.

Jolly - Tej ji, Kripal ji ! Ab ye natak or karne ki jarurat nahi rahi. Aap dono theek keh rahe the inka pyaar Chand dino ka ufaan hai jo jald hi thanda ho jayega lo aaj ho gaya.

Sab chonkte huye - Kya Naaaaatttaakkkkk….

Tej - Haan ye sab ek natak tha. Jo maine Or Kripal ne mil kar Pammi or Anirudh k saath khela tha. Ye parakhne k liye inka pyaar saccha hai ya sirf akarshan hai.
Preeto - Matlab tum dono inke gay hone ki baat se kafa nahi the.?

Kripal huste huye - bilkul nahi….jis din in dono ka sach hume pata chala tha usi din humne inhe maaf kar diya tha. Par aaj kal young ladko ka pyaar ek jharne k paani ki tarha pehle ufaan pe rehta hai or samay bitate huye shaant paani ki tarha ho jata hai jisme sirf mail or gandgi jami rehti hai.

Tej - isiliye inke pyaar ki parakh karme k liye hum dono ne ye natak kiya. Jiska Idea Jolly ji ne hume us din diya jab wo pheli baar humare ghar aaye the. Kyuki aaj kal ladka ladki ka pyaar nahi tikta to ye do ladko ka pyaar tha.

Saket or Nishant abhi chup chaap khade the
Kangna - mammi aap bhi in sab me mili thi?

Pammi - mujhe to Tej bhai sahab or Kripal bhai sahab ne baad me shamil kiya...jab tu inhe ghar le aa dhamki….waise isse humara kaam or asaan ho gaya...k hum in dono pe najar rakh sake.

Nishant - aap bhi aunty….matlab hume job k liye bolna kiraya maangna sab natak tha?

Pummi - haan ...ye tum dono ko jimmedar banane ki pehli sidi thi. Pyaar to tum dono ne kar liya lekin sirf ghumna firna ek duje naal I lobve you shov you bolne se sirf pyaar nahi hota..
Tum dono ki kaabiliyat janni thi. Isiliye maine Jaan bhujh kar Saket k paas Anirudh k call center me interview ka advertisement rakha.
Or ye Anirudh to mera door ka bhatija hai...jisne humari madad ki.

Dono Anirudh ko dekhne lagte hai. Anirudh mand mand muskura raha tha.
Anirudh - Pammi aunty sahi keh rahi hai. Maine to Saket ko hi jpb pe lene ka socha tha par tum bhi usi job k liye interview dene aa dhamke….fir bhi hum distract nahi huye. Balki apne plan ko jaari rakha.

Avni -Hayo rabba inna badda Shiyaapa ….or mai ro ro k mari jaa rahi k mere bete kis tarha khud ko sambhaal rahe honge.
Kripal - Sone ki chamak nikharni ho to use tapana padta hai. Waise in dono k pyaar ki chamak dekhni thi hume.

Jolly - but afsos...tum dono ka Pyaar shak or gusse ka parvaan chadh gaya.
Bulbule - Sadde sir ji nu kabhi pyaar te bharosa uthate nahi dekha lekin tum dono ne unhe nirash kiya.
Jolly rote huye - rehne de bulbule ….kinhe samjha raha hai. Jaao u logo ki tarha zindagi jiyo jo chaar din pyaar pyaar karte hai or paanchve din breakup. Jaa puttar jaa jee le apni zindagi.
Bulbule dheere se - kam kijiye sir ji….over acting lag rahi hai.
Jolly - ok ok

Ab Niahsant dhuki tha or dukhi thi uski aatma jisne use sochne pe majboor kar diya. Or yahi haal Saket ka tha puri fiza me sannata pasar gaya tha. Saare raaz khul gaye the.

Anirudh - maaf karna doato….chota muh or badi baat kar raha hoon. Lekin pyaar do straight kare ya do gay pyaar pyaar hota hai mai bhi apni wife se bahut pyaar karta hoon lekin ye humare upar hai k hum use duniya ki najro me kaisa banate.

Tabhi kangna k saath khade sabhi logo ko Anirudh ki baatein sahi lagti hai.
Kangna - waah ji waah kya plan banaya….Mummy tussi to kamaal k heroine nikale kya acting ki hai.
Pummy - Haye mai mar java sacchi….lekin tu in do bandro ko sadak se utha k ghar na laati tab ye plan kabhi sambhav nahi ho pata.
Tej - sach kaha behen ji ….Kangna puttar jaane anjaane tune humari bahut madad ki hai….in dono ko pyaar k khumaar k saath inke andar ka chhipe sach se bhi parichit karana jarurui tha.

Nishant - mujhe maaf kar dijiye sab log maine bahut badi galati ki. Jisse pyaar kiya usi pe shak kiya.
Saket - haan humne socha hi nahi tha pyaar ka ek dusra pehlu bhi hota hai…
Jolly - are ...maafi Humse nahi ek dusare se maango!
Nishant - haan Saket mujhe maaf kar do.
Saket uske muh pe haath rakhte huye.
Saket - nahi nahi I am sorry
Dono gale lag jaate hai.

Kangna sabhi Se - iska matlab aap sab ne Nishant or Saket k rishte ko accept kar liya ?
Tej or Kripal thodi der shant ho jaate hai.
Avni, Preeto , Simran, Kunal , Anshika unki taraf aise dekh rahe the jaise billi doodh ki taraf dekhti hai
Tej or Kripal ek dusare ko dekhte hai.
Kripal or Tej ek saath - Haan...lekin lekin humari kuch shart hai.
Saket or Nishant ko ek aas si bandhi thi jo k abhi puri nahi huyi thi.
Preeto - oye ab hun ki hoya?
Kripal - Pehle dono ko jimmedar banna hoga.
Tej - apne pairo pe khada hona hoga.
Kripal - ek dusare ko samay dena hoga. Jisse dono ka pyaar or parikava ho sake.
Tej - sabse badi baat...nazariye ko badalna hoga...tabhi hum inhe wapas apna sakte hai

Saket - aap jo kahenge hum wo karenge.
Nishant - haan...hume apne pyaar ko sahi saabit karne k liye sahi moka chahiye. Or moke ko hum gawayenge nahi.
Jolly - sach khe rahe ho na… kyuki ye tum dono ka aakhiri moka hai iske pehle maine ek moka diya hai.
Bulbule - aree sir ...bacche hai galatfahmi ka shikar ho gaye...aapka naam to hai ji Jolly sabko dete hai pyaar ki goli.
Pure mahaul me husi ki leher daud jaati hai. Sab kuch normal tha.
Tabhi us husi ko todte huye ek awaaj aati hai.

Wo awaaj - mai tanne chhaddangi nahi….
Sab pichhe mud k dekhne lagte hai.

 To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 23

Sab us are dekhne lagte si jaha se wo awaaj aayi thi.

Avni - oye ab aye kon aa gaya?
Simran - Lo ho gaya naya shiyyapa.

Ek ladki lagbhag 4 saal k bacche ko gaud me liye tej kadmo se chali aa rahi thi.
Bulbule - Sir ji ye aapki taraf kyu aa rahi hai?
Jolly darte huye - kya bakwas kar raha hai maine kuch nahi kiya.
Sabki najre usi ladki pe thi. Wo sabki najro se gujarte huye sidha jaa k Anirudh k saame khadi ho jaati hai.
Anirudh - Dolly.! Tum yaha kya kar rahi ho?
Dolly ki aankho me gusse ki jwala jal rahi thi.
Dolly - aei sawal te menu tuadde naal karna haiga...tussi aithe ki kar rahe ho?
Anirudh - mai to bas….
Usne kehna shuru bhi nahi kiya tha k Dolly ne uski bolti band kar di.
Dolly baraste huye - rehne do rehne do...menu sab pata lag gaya hai.
Kangna use samajhane lagti hai.
Kangna - Dolly .. meri gal sun
Dolly rote huye - Na ji na tussi menu samjhane ki maadi bhi koshish na karo.
Dolly - Haye meri kismat foort gayi...jisse Sunny Deol samjh k shaadi ki wo to Sunny Leon nikla.
Pammi - oye Dolly ..ki bakwas kiye jaa rahi hai.
Jolly - ai ki ho raha hai yaha pe…
Preeto mann me - Wahe guru...in budhi aankho ko or kitne shiyyape dikayega.

Dolly Jolly ji k paas aati hai…
Dolly - Chnaga hua inspector shahab aap yahi hai….giraftaar kar lijiye is insaan ko jisne meri zindgi barbad kar di.
Ye sab wo Anirudh pe ungli utha k keh rahi thi.
Anirudh khud soch me tha k ye kya ho raha hai.
Anirudh khud se - Maine kya kiya?

Dolly - Batao kaha hai wo tumahara ?
Anirudh - kon meri maa.
Dolly - wahi tumahara Boyfriend jisske saath tum gulcharre uda rahe ho aaj kal….Mujhe Kangna ne sab bata diya hai.

Sab Kangna ki taraf dekhne lagte hai. Kangna ko yaad aata hai in sab chakkaro me usi ne Dolly ko phone kiya tha.
Kangna dheere se - Dolly jaisa tum soch rahi ho waisa kuch nahi wo to bas...
Dolly use bhi nahi bolne deti.
Dolly rote huye - Haye meri kismat…
Anirudh - meri baat suno Dolly jaisa tum samaj rahi ho wo sab kuch nahi hai.
Dolly - menu behlaane ki koshish na karo...tuwade office pune ne sab bata diya … muhjhe.
Nishant k dimaag me shaq k beej fir se ankurit hone lage the.
Nishant - kya bataya hai?
Dolly - maine use yahi bulaya hai wo khud aake sabko sach batayega.
Simran - koi iske muh pe kapda thuso.
Jolly - Yaha sab pagal hai kya?

Utni der me Anirudh ka pune bhi aa jata hai.
Dolly - lo gaya...Veere jo menu tune phone pe dassa tha wo is muye k saamne bolo.
Pune bolna shuru karta hai.
Pune - Bolne ko kya baccha hai...Anirudh sir aap aise nikalenge maine kabhi socha nahi tha.
Anirudh chiddte huye - kaisa hoon mai?
Pune - maine Anirudh sir or Saket ji ki aksar chup ke baatein suni hai Anirudh sir jab dekho Saket ji k aas paas rehne ka moka talashte the. Isse phele unhone office k kisi staaf se itne hus k baat nahi ki.
Mujhe ajeeb tab laga jab wo Saket ji ko lunch k liye bahar le gaye jabki aaj tak unhone kisi ko chai tak nahi pilayi.

Sab huste huye  - ohh to ye baat hai.
Pammi - Aree Dolly tu bhi bilkuk jhalli hai wo sab ek drama  tha. Tere shak karne ki aadat ne tujhe aisa bana diya hai.
Dolly - drama to meri life ne khela hai...aap log jo bhi kaho...ye pune jhoot kyu bolenga.
Pune - haan maine apni life me bade bade paap kiye lekin kabhi jhoot nahi bola
Dolly - Kangna ka phone na aata to mujhe pata hi nahi chalta.
Kangna - meri bhi mati maari gayi si gi jo maine bina kuch jaane tujhe call kar diya.

Saket - Dolly ji...jaisa aap soch rahi hai waisa kuch nahi hai haan mai gay hoon.
Dolly or jor jor se rone lagti hai.
Dolly - Dekha inspector shahab ye aapke saamne bol raha k ye gay or isliye mere pati ko bhi nahi chhoda ….mai kaha jaau rabba.
Bulbule - Aree meri maa chup ho jaa. Lahta ye  Pura Amritsar ekatha kar k hi dam legi.
Saket - meri pUri baat to suniye...mai gay hoon lekin Anirudh nahi...in sab ne mujhe or Nishant jisse mai pyaar karta hoon use Jeevan ka path padhane k liye ye sab natak kiya tha.
Wo Nishant ka haath pakad k saame lata hai.
Nishant - Haan Dolly ji Anirudh aapka hi pati hai or wo pehle jaisa hi nahi means k Sunny Deol hi hai.
Tabhi Pune beech me bol padta hai
Pune - lekin meri aankhe or kaan dhoka nahi kha sakte.
Jolly - tere Ankhe or kaan ka ilaaj kara...abhi hum zinda hai ...yaha faisla hum karenge….dekhiye behenji….aapka pati gay nahi.
Anirudh - haaaaaaan.
Bulbule mann me - Aisi shakki aurat naal rehne se accha hai banda gay ban k rahe...hihihihi
Jolly - ye sab bas ek drama tha…
Anirudh - haan ...is mare pune ne jo dekha Bas utna hi tumhe bataya or tum bhi iski baato me aa gayi…
Dolly ko bhi ab  thoda thoda yakeen hone laga tha.
Dolly - tussi sach keh rahe ho?
Anirudh - haan humare bacche ki kasam
Ye sab dekh pune patli  gali pakad k nikalne lagta hai lekin Bulbule use rok deta hai.
Pune - nikal le beta isse pehele k sab tujh pe apna haath saaf kar le.
Bulbule - kaha jaa rahe abhi kahani kahatam nahi huyi…

Dolly aansu pochhte huye - menu maaf kar do...maine aape shak kiya..or kisi or ki baaton me aa gayi ...isi wajah se Kangna k phone karte hi uski baaton ko sach maan liya.
Kangna - galti meri bhi thi...maine hi jaldbaaji me kuch samjhe bina aapko call kar diya.
Anirudh - actually galati meri hai mujhe tumhe pehle hi sab bata dena cahiye tha.
Nishant - nahi Galti meri hai mujhe hi Saket or Anirudh pe shak nahi karna chahiye tha na mai overreact karta na ye raita failta.

Preeto chillate huye.
Preeto - oye chup karo...sab k sab...kya sab line se meri galati meri galati kiye jaa rahe ho….galati sirf ek hi

Sab ek saath - kiski?
Preeto - meri…
Sab ek saath - kaise?
Preeto - na mai Shaadi karti na Kripal hota uski shaadi hoti na Nishant hota na use Saket se pyaar hota na kisi k Dil ka haal behaal hota.

Bebe k saath sabke chehre khushi se khil utate hai.
Jolly - chalo ant bahla to sab Chnaga…
Avni khushi se - isi khushi mai kuch bana ke laati hoon.
Preeto - chalo is mahaan mahila ne hus k koi baat to ki.
Sab or jor se huane lagte hai.

Nishant Saket k paas aata hai.
Nishant - Mujhe ek baar fir se  maaf kar do.
Saket muskurate huye - mujhe bhi .
Dono ek dusare k gale se lag jaate hai.

Tej - ab aise hi ek dusare k gale lage lage rahoge ya mere bhi gale lagoge.
Dono Tej k gale lag jaate hai.
Tej - bas is rishte ko jitne bachkaanepan me joda tha utni samajhdari se aage bhi nibana.
Kripal - haan...kabhi aisa kuch mat karna k  hume tum dono gay hone pe sharmindagi mehsus hoon.
Saket or Nishant - Bilkul nahi
Wo dono Kripal k bhi gale lag jaate hai.

Bulbule - accha shahb ji ab hume chalna chahiye.
Jolly - ok...Bedi and Ahluwalia family mai chalta hoon ...rab kare mujhe aapki shakal dubara na dekhne ko mile...hhahahah mera naam hai Jolly pyaar ki deta hoon sabko goli.
Wo dono chale jaate hai.

Idhar Dolly or Anirudh k beech bhi misunderstanding clear ho chuki thi.
Dolly - aaj k baad mai aappe kabhi khak nahi karungi..
Anirudh - or please …. Shak paida karne wale serial bhi mat dekhna…
Pammi - Sahi kaha Puttar….ye saare serial hote hi hai aise hai ab kal hi TU GAY MAI HAPPY serial me dekh lo….Athrav ke door ki mausi ki bhai k bete apni maa ko bataya k uska chakkar uske bhai k dost k saath chal raha jo gay hai or uski do biwi hai.
Simran uchalte huye  - haan haan maine bhi ye episode dekha tha.
Avni - aage kya hua?
Pammi - kya hua sach batate batate likh k aa gaya Tu be continue…
Preeto - lo aise log fir shuru ho gaye.
Dolly - chalo chalo aage  dekhte hai.
Sabhi mahaan mahilaaye bhaag k chali jaati hai.
Tej - hum gents  yaha kya kar rahe chalo hum bhi chal k dekhte hai.
Sab ek saath khushi khushi chale jaate hai.

Lekin Saket Nishant ka haath pakad k rok leta hai.
Saket - tum kaha jaa rahe?
Nishant - sabke saath andar...kyu?
Saket - bhool gay. Hume kuch baat karni hai...humare chahne walo se.
Nishant - ohh haan….

 To be continue…..

Writer - Nits Ehsaas

Episode 24

Ho hi gaya Dil Ka Haal Behaal
(Lohri Special)

Pure mohalle me Lohri ki dhoom thi. Chobare pe Lohri saj chuki thi. Uski khushi Ahluwalia parivar or Bedi parivar me naachdi payi si. Or iska aankho dekhi haal ki sakshi Pammi or Kangna thi.

Ahluwalia house me…

Preeto chillate huye - kaha marr gaye sab chalo Chobare pe sab sadda wait kar rahe honge.
Saji dhaji Avni bhaagte huye aati hai.
Preeto - are ye saaj sajawat utthe kar lena chal ab baaki sab kaha hai?
Kripal - aaya aaya bebe...lo aa gaya.
Anshika bhi jaldi se taiyaar ho k aa jaati hai.
Preeto - oye sadda munda Nishant kitthe hai?
Sab ek duje ka muh dekhne lagte hai.
Avni - menu nahi pata.
Kripal - mujhe bhi wo nahi dikha…
Anshika masti karte huye - Aree kaha jayenge. Gaye honge apne pyaare balam k saath...hahahaha
Avni - chup kar bahut jubaan chalne lagi hai chabar chabar….
Preeto - chhadd ye sab chal or Bediyo ko shagun dene vaaste rakh liya na.
Avni - ji bebe…

Wo log Chobare pahuchte hai jaha sabhi logo k saath Bedi parivar pehle se maujood tha dono garam joshi se milte hai.
Kripal - Saket kitte hai?
Tej - pata nahi is munde ne to menu tang kar rakha hai. Kaam pe hi gayab ho jata hai.
Preeto - aie hi haal sadde Nishant ka hai.

Tabhi Kangna or Pammi bhi pahuch jaati hai.
Simran - Kangana puttar...Saket or Nishant ko dekha hai.
Pammi huste huye - lo kar lo baat….do panchhi pyaar k zameen pe thode hi na tikega ud rahe honge hawa me.

Sab hasne lagte hai.

Mohalle ki tanki ki chhat pe.

Kisike lafzo ki awaaj aa rahi thi...ye to humare love birds the jo ek dusare k kandhe pe sar rakh k dhalte suraj ko dekh rahe the. Or apne bite kal pe husne k saath saath apne aane wale kal k sunhare sapne sanjo rahe the.Or thandi hawa unke pyaar bhare pal me ghul rahi thi.

Nishant -  ye dhalta suraj kitna accha lag raha hai na?
Saket - haan lekin tumse jyada nahi.
Nishant sharma jata hai.
Saket Huste huye - tum sharmaate bhi ho...aaj jana maine…
Nishant - waise ek baat bataon tum mujhe bachpan se pasand karte the to bataya kyu nahi?
Saket - kya karta darta tha k kahi tumahri dosti na kho doon….waise janab aap bhi kam nahi hai chori chori humse pyaar karte the lekin jara si bhanak nahi lagne di...
Nishant naraj hote huye - accha… to tum bol dete… kam se kam bechari Kangna se mera roka na hota.
Saket - for your kind information….maine hi bola tumhe.
Nishant - haan haan wo bhi sharab k nashe me.
Saket - to usme kya aaj hoso hawaas me bol deta hoon.

Saket guthano pe baith k Nishant ka haath apne haatho me le kar uski najro me jhaankte huye kehna shuru karta hai.
Saket - Nishant….Mai tuwade  naal love kardawa...tere naal zindigi bitawan ki iccha rakhdawa kya tu mere humsafar banega.?
Ye sunkar Nishant ki aankh bhar aati hai.  Lekin honto pe muskan thi. Wo bina kuch kahe haan me sar hila deta hai.

Saket khada hoke uske chehre ko haatho me bhar k uske maathe ko choomta hai. Nishant ko bhi lagta hai k use apna farz nibahana chahaiye or wo apne honth uske hothon pe rakh kar use chum leta hai. Suraj ki kirano k aage uske pyaar ki nishani chamak si gayi thi.

Nishant sharmaate huye - ab hume chalna chahiye. Lohri jalan vaaste time ho gaya hai.
Saket or wo haath pakad k chal dete hai.

Chobare pe…

Dono ka aata dekh Tej - kaha chale tum dono?
Kunal - o oh daddy ji naye premiyo se aisi baat nahi karte.
Dono uski baat sun husne lagte hai.
Preeto - chalo chalo …. Lohri jalane ki rasam puri karo. Saket puttar Nishant pttar aage aao..aaj ye rasam tum dono apne haatho se karo.

Dono apne haatho se Lohri jalate hai or uske aage apne or dono parivaro ki khushi ki kaamna karte hai.
Pammi - oh ohhh ab puja paath ho gaya to ho jaaye...oye dhol walo shuru ho jaao…

Dhol wale bhi Pammi k ek ishare pe dhol bajane lagte hai.
Or sab gidda or bhaangda karne lagte hai.

“Lo aa gayi lodi ve aaha
Bana lau jodi ve aaha
Kalayi koyi yu thamo
na jave chhodi ve aaha
Na jave chhodi ve
Chuthh na boli ve oho
Kufar na toli ve oho
Jo tune khayi thi kasme
ik ik todi ve oho
Ik ik todi ve.”

Sabko khushi sa naachda dekh Preeto bhavuk ho jaati hai.
Preeto mann me - Hay wahe guru mere parivar di khushiya ainna hi bana k rakhna. Dono parivaro ka saath kabhi na chhute or Nishant or Saket ka samjahdaari se banaya gaya  rishta in parivaro ko sada sada k liye ek kar de….jiski log mishaale de.

Wo apne aansu ka ek chhint apni ungli me le kar jalti lohdi me chhidak deti hai.
Avni - ai ki bebe ….humesha mai roti thi aaj tussi ronde paye ho.
Preeto - kaya karu Sangat ka asar hai.
Avni huste huye - aap bhi na bebe kabhi nahi sudharoge.
Preeto - ley mai sudhar gayi to tum sab bigad jaaoge...chal ab gidda karte hai.

Naachte Naachte Saket Nishant ko goud me utha leta hai. Sab khushi se chillane lagte hai.

“Oy oy oy jind meriye
Hay hay hay jind mereya
Saket - Oy ranjhna mere makhna
oy dhholna mere sajna
Nishant - Jind meriye oy hiriye
soniye ho”

Kangna - ruko ruko ye naacha gana to chalta rahega….lets Selfie guys.
Sablog ek saath aa jaate hai.
Kangna - Smile…!

Or Kangna khud k saath saath Saket or Nishant k ek hone k skashi Ahluwalia family or Bedi family ko ek aithihasik photo me sada sada k liye kaid kar leti hai.

Kuch saal baad…..

Preeto chillate huye - oye Tej puttar , Kripal puttar , Avni , Simran kitthe gaye sab k sab ….aree Saket or Nishant vedio call pe hai aa jaao sab k sab.
Saket or Nishant ka naam sunte hi sab ek taang pe bhaage bhaage aate haai or Laptop k saamne baith jaate hai.
Nishant or Saket  - hello satshri akaal...sabhi ko
Sab khushi se ek saath bolne lagte hai.
Simran - haye mere bacche kitne dubale ho gaye hai New York me dhang ka khana nahi milta kya?
Tej - Tum acche se rehnte ho na…. Nishant tujhe Saket pareshaan to nahi katra...agar kare to mujhe batana…
Avni -maine jo desi ghee k laddu diye the wo kahte ho na.
Preeto bhi beech me bol padti hai.
Preeto - Tujhe har time khaane or rone ki hi sujhti hai.
Kripal - New York ka mausam kaisa hai.
Kunal - waha ki ladkiya kaisi hai?

Saket or Nishant - uffffff…..aap log shant hoge tabhi hum ek ek kar k jawaab de payenge…

Idhar snnnata pasar jata hai.

Nishant - yaha mai or Saket dono theek hai. Or aap sabko bahut yaad karte hai.
Saket - haan Kunal…! Yaha ki ladkiyaan bahut acchi hai lekin as usual hum unhe nahi dekhte wo hume dekhti hai.
Sab husne lagte hai.
Preeto - tum dono ki bahut yaad aati hai… India kab aaoge.?
Nishant - kya karu Bebe ...yaha office ka kaam hi aisa hai.
Saket - lekin humne kuch socha hai.
Kripal - kya?
Nishant - hum waha nahi aa paa rahe to kya hua aap sobko to kuch din k liye yaha bula sakte hai….Humne aapki chhuttiya yaha manane New York me aakar manane ka pura intezaam kar liya hai. Bas aap sab packing shuru kijiye.
Preeto khushi se - sacchi … haye mai vaari jawa apne puttaro pe.
Sab utsahit ho jaate hai.
Saket - or haan Pammi Aunty or Kangna ko bhi saath layiyega...bahut maja karenge sab mil ke
Avni - haye haye...Pummi nu bhi… fir te safar me bahgwaan bhi bachaye...onnade to plain vich jatlack hi huye jaande hai.

Tabhi Kangna or Pummi bhi aa jaati hai.
Pammi - aisa kuch nahi hoga...Nishant puttar ne mujhe pehle hi bata diya hai maine to sab taiyari bhi kar k rakh li hai.
Preeto dhhere se  - lo...ho gaya shiyapa.
Pammi - kya kaha...bebe?
Preeto - kuch nahi kuch nahi….chalo sab New York chalne taiyaari karo.
Kangna khaiyaali pulaaw pakate huye  - kaash...America me hi koi mere sapne ka rajkumar mil jaaye.
Pammi - ye kudi kabhi nahi sudhar sakti.
Anshika - waise di aapko kaisa ladka chahiye jo America me hi milega.
Kunal dheere se - Donald Trump jaisa.
Uski baat pe sab husne lagte hai or Kangna ka muh ban jata hai.

Airport pe.

Tej - aa gaye sab koi chhuta to nahi.
Simran - koi chhuta to wo latak k aa jaayega.
Sab - hahahahaha
Preeto - uff inki baatein...ab huste rahoge ya chaloge bhi.
Pammi - haan haan chalo.

Or kuch der me unki flight New York jaane k udaan bhar deti hai jaha Saket or Nishant unka baahe failaye intezar kar rahe the.

Nits - husi khushi k gubbare me simati do Punjabi  parivaro or unke beto  ki ye kahani  samaj ki thodi asaliyat se parichit karati hai K aaj kal kam umar ke gay not even gay even straight also kacchi umar pyaar to kar lete hai lekin pyaar ka sahi arth uska sahi matlab or usko nibahne ka sahi tarika nahi jaante na samjhate na janne ki koshish karte. Ho bhi kyu na unke pyaar ka jharna ufaan pe jo rehta hai lekin wo khumari me bhool jaate hai ye jharna kabhi samtal zameen pe bhi aayega jaha sirf shak, hawas or ek dusare se mann bhar jaane jaisa kala paani or gandgi hi bach jaati hai. Isliye pyaar ka sahi matlab samjhne k saath saath samjhane ki bhi  jarurat hai jo kaam hume karna hai jo kaam aapko karna hai. Agar Jolly jaisa kirdaar jo sabko pyaar ki goli dete hai Saket or Nishant ko alag dhang se pyaar or ek duje ka saath nibhane or  bharosa karne ka paath na padhate to unka pyaar bhi shayad kuch din k ghumne firne, meethi meethi baatein karne or mann bhar jaane jaisi aadto ka parwaan chhad jata. Jaisa ki aajkal k nasamajh premiyo me dekha ja raha hai.
Lekin aaj Saket or Nishant saath hai or unke is saath pe unke pita Tej or Kripal ko hi nahi balki pure parivar ko garv hai. Or aisa hi vishwas sake parivar or pyaar karne walo k zindagi me yahi Meri or dua hai or “DIL KA HAAL BEHAAL” kahani ka ek matra uddeshya.

…...The End……

Writer  - Nitin Nits